A/N: *sniffles* The last batch of questions...I feel so accomplished! It was fun getting the reviewers involved, and I got to have a bunch of random characters living in my house. Maybe now I can try to write something serious...neeeh, that’d be too unlike me. But then again, I did write a pointless Vampire Hiead-sama fic...more for my own amusement than actual writing, but oh well.
The Last Batch of Questions
(that kind of sounds like cookies..and Yoshino likes cookies!)
These questions are from EvilCelestialChild
(remember children, it’s not *CelestialChild*, it’s *EvilCelestialChild)Q. to Zero, who I like only because he brought Hiead-sama‘s pants down for those few glorious seconds: Is Hiead the only one who is allowed to Kill/beat the heck out of you? Cuz if not... *curles her fist into a ball, with an evil smile*
Hiead: Anyone could smack Zero around, even Yaten.
Yaten: But I won’t, ‘cause Zero brought your pants down, Hiead-sama.
Hiead: Shouldn’t you hate him then?
Yaten: *scoffs* WHY?! HE BROUGHT YOUR PANTS DOWN!
Hiead: *sigh* Simple woman...
Zero: *sniffles* MY QUESTION! Hiead can’t beat me up! And neither can you! Besides..I have Clay to protect me!
Clay: Yeah! And I’m sexy! *proceeds with his Too Sexy act*
Yaten: *shudder* ..oh well, at least it’s not Crow. Clay does look sexy in one manga picture, though. *sigh*
Q. to uh..Ikhny: Are...huh? *turns to see CelestialChild pouncing on her and convers her mouth* *A moment of struggling between the two goes on and a big explosion of pink light goes off* *neither is seen*
Yaten: Okie..dokie then.
These questions are from D-chan (
who sent me a piccie of Hiead-sama’s se~xy tummy, therefore must be..uh..D-chan-sama, yeah. That makes sense.)Q. to meee: *_* Can I watch the Yamagi and Roose tape with you? CAN I?! *pounces* And... Um... I can give the address to the picture that's going to be on my site that is not finished yet... ^^; I'll e-mail it to you...
Yaten: *cackles and brings out the popcorn, with a few chairs* Home Movies!
Yamagi: *lunges at Yaten* GIVE ME THE TAPE!
Yaten: *jumps back* NO! I EARNED IT, FAIR AND SQUARE! FAIR AND SQUARE, YAMAGI!
Yamagi: *growls* You punched a hole in the wall!
Yaten: ...I can fix it!
Yamagi: I don’t care! GIVE ME THE TAPE
Roose: *in the corner, sniffling* I don’t want anyone to see the tape, Yaten. *big puppy eyes* Pwease?
Yaten: *twitchtwitch* Musn’t...give..in..*hands D-chan the tape* RUN! RUN!
Q. to Roose: AWWW! That is so CUUUUTE! *glomps*
Roose: *hides boxers and glares at Yamagi*
Q. to Yamagi: Hai, hai, Chibi, you're not short... Coz there's a big difference between short and vertically challenged. *glomps and runs* @_@
Yamagi: *growls and chases D-chan* I’M NOT SHORT, OR VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Yaten: *thinks about the previous statement* ...oh god, why must I be such a hentai?
Q. to *shudder* Yu: *pouts* Meanie... ;_; I want pictures of Ernest-sa-- Err... *sweatdrop* I didn't SAY that...
Yaten: Yuuup, you did! Ernest scares me in the manga, though. His eyes are all glowy! *shudder* And I think that Ernest and Yu are eeevil, they won’t let Rio-chan eat his food!
Rio: Yeah!
Q. to Hiead-sama: I think I like Yaten-sama's idea of the knife and whispering threats... @_@ Oh! Oh! Are you just a sadist or are you a... Masochist, too? *ideas of Hiead and Clay and Zero bondage come to mind* @_@
Yaten: It is so cool, isn’t it? *sigh* But noooooo.....oo, I bet he is a masochist! Like Xellos-sama!
Hiead: *growls* I only give pain, I don’t receive it.
Yaten: *sigh* You give me pain, but not the perfect kind! *goes off into wonderful “cold-knife-whispered-soft-threats” land*
Q. to Zero: Welcome back from the circus! ^-^ *huggles* Umm... *thinks* Oh! Who does "Yaoi Time" better, Erts or Hiead-sama? (Erts scares me... *shudder*)
Yaten: Yaoi Time sounds like a game show...oo..*runs off with an idea of a new ficcie*
Zero: Hiiiiiii D-chan! Yaoi Time? Huh?
Yaten: *stops* My heart just thudded about 5 times in the last second..*looks around* Oh! That’s why!
Hiead: *walks in, and looks at Zero* Oh, Zero?
Zero: Hiead? What?
Hiead: *smacks Zero on the head* I hate you. *walks away*
Yaten: Okay...*checks pulse* I’m fine now!
Yaten: I bet Hiead-sama is better at Yaoi Time! Erts is too creepy! He’s a bishie..but he’s creepy. A Creepy Bishie. *giggles*
These questions are from zero
Q. to Rio: are you mad at me? *glomps adorably cute Rio*
Rio: Not if you make me dinner.
Yaten: Ooo! You could have a uh...Beaver Cleaver family!
Q. to Rio: did you have to be held down by lots and lots of people to get stiches? cause I know i did *glomps Rio even tighter*
Rio: ...no! Of course not! I am a Pilot, you know!
Yaten: Ooh! So it wasn’t you that was screaming that day?
Rio: No..actually, it wasn’t. What was being screamed?
Yaten: “HIEAD! HIEA--” Oh...*coughs* Never mind..that wasn’t you.
Rio: ....*clings to zero’s arm* She’s crazy, you know.
Q. to uh..Phil, I think: Cloud *my muse*-*locks Rio and Zero (the reviewer* in a room together- Phil, please, why wont you leave her poor little Rio alone?
Yaten: All of ya in a room together? Poor Zero-chan! Poor Rio-chan! Oh well, at least Phil can’t bug Rio-chan now!
*screaming from Rio and Zero is heard to be let out*
Yaten: *puts on headphones* I don’t hear anything, do you?
These (this..) uh. “questions” are from Marie
Q. to uh..me?: This is sooooooooooooo good. Can I pppppplllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeee take your place answering qustions? If so e-mail me thanks a bunch bai, bai
Yaten-pon: *hisses and clings to Question-Answerer Job* My job! My job!
Yaten: *whimpers* Hiead-saaaamaaa!
Hiead (formally known as Yaten-pon): It was my last chance to do it, and I wanted to.
Yaten: Oh, okay. Um....this is a hard question, ya know? I don’t want to seem selfish by saying that I don’t want anyone else to do a Question and Answer fic thing, but I want to keep my individuality! But as long as you don’t take any of my material (i.e. “so-and-so have got it going on! or whatever random thing I’ve thought up of) then it’s fine...and of course, you have to make your own thing. (all the questions for this fic are only going to be answered by my batch o’ characters.)
These (this..) questions are from Selensia
Q. to Hiead-sama, Zero, Roose, Yamagi, and Ikhny: Do you perfer Pepsi or coke-cola(Did I spell that wrong?).
Yaten: Coca-cola! Yumm...
Hiead: I don’t feel the need to answer this question.
Yaten: Please, Hiead-sama? I won’t bug y..oh, wait, never mind.
Zero: Coke! Coke!
Roose: *who has decided to be quiet today* I think I prefer Pepsi...
Yamagi: ROOT BEER, MAN! ROOT BEER!
Ikhny: Oh, I’d much rather have a hot cup of tea!
Yaten: *sigh* Root Beer kicks ass...
These questions are from Yujin-chan aka Sasani Fanel
Q. to Hiead-sama, Zero and Clay: umm wuld u guys get mad if i remade the episodes so instead of Roose & Yamagi being the ppl u work w/ it wuld be 2 practically identical but abnormal(their real goddesses and can hide a lot of power so u wuldn't know but then i just told u) gurls and on the first episode their on the ship w/ u boys and Sasani(gurl w/ red eyes,like hiead, and raven black hair) Hiead's pant down. im givin too much detail but newho u better give me a straight answer. o i kick yo @$$.
Yaten: *bites lip* I would end up calling it a Mary Sue...*coughs* Gomen nasai! *sniffles and continues watching Revenge of the Nerds*
Hiead: Goddesses? I won’t even go into that subject, or the stupid one shall get mad at me for dissing her religion.
Yaten: Yama-ism?
Hiead: *sigh* No, idiot, Wicca.
Yaten: Oh, yeah. Um...you can give your opinion, Hiead-sama, because you’re so darn strong! Rippling..chest...*dreamy sigh*
Hiead: Fine. I would call it a pathetic story that has no purpose, because only Zero can pull my pants down.
Yaten: *smacks head against the wall* God. Damn. Hentai. Mind.
Zero: Goddesses? Woaaaaah! Coooooool, maaaaan..
Yaten: *giggles* Zero’s on crack!
Clay: Goddesses? Why, that’s impossible! Surely Instructor, or perhaps Dr. Rill would notice that!
Q. to meeeee: Ok i luv that ur doing this, and i was wondering do u think i shuld do a yaoi or yuri fic with Zero/Hiead, Zero/Heero(crossover), Hiead/Cye(xover), Kizuna/Ikhny, Rill/Teela, or Kizuna/Merle(both cat gurls, xover)?
Yaten: None! You should do a Hiead-sama/Zero bondage yaoi smut story!
Hiead: Those weren’t any of the choices.
Yaten: Oh...um...Zero/Hiead-sma, I guess...but Hiead-sama should be eeevil!
Q. to Clay: first of all that very interesting thing is very ANNOYING, i do not like u, & who do u like?
Clay: Well, I never! Do you expect me to answer your question now?!
Yaten: Yup.
Clay: Well, I’m not going to! A person as sexy as I doesn’t have to put up with this INJUSTICE! FROM A WOOOOOOMAAAAN!
Yaten: ...*locks the Gundam Wing tape drawer* .....
These questions are from DarkStar02
Q. to Hiead-sama: First of all, I would just like to say that you're my fav. character. So Kawaii Secondly, Why do you want to become a Goddess Pilot?
Hiead: I am not “kawaii”.
Yaten: He’s cold, and cruel..and..sadistic..*dreamy sigh* All the qualities you could ever want in a villian.
Hiead: Why do I wish to be a Goddess Pilot? Oh, the horrors I could tell you! But I won’t. All of you pathetic people shall find out soon.
Yaten: Would this “plan thing” happen to involve--
Hiead: NO! NO, NO, AND A THOUSAND GOD DAMN TIMES-NO!
Yaten: *sigh* Damn.
Q. to Zero: How can you always be so hyper yet cute at the same time?
Zero: The circus taught me all I know...
These questions are from a person named Me
Q. to Clay: o.O Why do you always push your glasses up with your middle finger? It's a little disturbing because it makes me think you're flicking me off and that makes me sad and stuff because you're one of the kawaii candidates and stuff and I don't want me to flick me off but you always manage to -- * falls over from lack of oxygen * @_@ .. Okay .. please answer?! PLEASE?! * Cling *
Clay: Because, I, the sexiest of them all--
Yaten: No you’re not!!1
Clay:--wish to flick off, that bastard, Hiead.
Yaten: Poor Me, she ran out of oxygen!
**insane giggles are heard**
Yaten: Eh? Helllooo? Is anyone there?
Hiead: *grabs Yaten by the throat, and drags her into a bedroom* FINALLY! I GET TO KILL YOU! AHAHAHAAHA! AHAHAHA!
Yaten: Meep. *thinks about the cold knife and whispering soft threats* Yay.
OWARI
A/N: I decided to make this Owari big, because it’s..its’...final. Oooh, I hate saying that! Oh well, at least Hiead-sama gets to try and kill me. For now! For I shall RISE AGAIN! ..what’s that from? *shrug* oh well. I feel so...empty now that we won’t get to answer any more questions. I’m very glad I did this though, it made me more comfortable writing silly things.
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~De Yaten