A/N: MORE questions? By god, people, are you MAD?! No, actually, I don’t mind. But: I WILL NO LONGER BE ACCEPTING QUESTIONS AFTER MAY 25. I simply can’t keep answering for the rest of..um...my life? I am so obsessed with Hiead-sama...wait, why does my computer accept -sama, but not Hiead, as a word? Oi...
MORE Questions and Answers!
These questions are from GataFairy
Q. to Azuma: Someone beat me to the Azuma/Rill thing. ^^ So I'll just tease! AZUMA!!!!!!!!! *glomps* Can I help you shave? Then again, you're just so.. CUTE unshaved. I'll bet nobody's told you to shave b/c you're just sittin' so high up on that GOA totem pole.
Azuma: What?
Yaten: She wants to help you shave, and bets that nobody’s told you to shave because your in a ..uh..high office thing at GOA.
Azuma: Help me shave? NO! ONLY RILL CAN HELP ME--...damn.
Yaten: Yep, damn.
Q. to Rill-sensei: Rill-sensei, isn't smoking BAD for you? *mwaha* And what shade of lipstick is that?
Rill-sensei: Silly girl, if you’re a doctor, you can’t get sick! Besides, Hiead-sama is WAY HOTTER THAN--
Rill: Yaten, no. No, no, and a THOUSAND TIMES no! I can get diseases from “smoking”, but you see, I am blonde. And by being blonde I am immune from such diseases!
Yaten(formally known as Rill-sensei): Oh...okay...
Rill: My lipstick? Oh, how silly of you to ask! It’s--
Yaten: Magenta! No, no, Dark Magenta!
Rill: Dark Magenta? Hmm..no. Why do you want to know, GataFairy, do you wish to steal my looks, as the other people have stolen Ert’s VERY SOUL?
Yaten: Yeah! Bad people!
These questions are from zero
Q. to Rio: - in curiculum 3 when you got hurt, did you have atiches, and if so, did you feel the sicking feeling of stabing, tugging, and pulling of the needle, cause I know I did when i had stiches ^_^
Rio: *horrified look on his kawaii face* Oh god, don’t remind me...DON’T REMIND ME! *sobs* I need something to eat!!
Yaten: *hands Rio a hotdog* Here! Eat ‘yerself!
Q. to Zero: are you ever NOT hyper?
Yaten: Ano, Zero has just ran off with the circus, hoping to be an elephant...*shrug* I guess this can be addressed with a simple, no. ..Zero, don’t go with the circus! NOOOOO! Oh wait, less compitition for Hiead-sama! Yay! Go! Go! Go! Go! Speed Racer!
Hiead: Shut up.
Yaten: Yes, sir, Hiead-sama, sir!
Q. to Kizna: i've heard rumors of you haveing it for Zero, is it true? (NO EFFENSE)
Kizna: *gasp* How could you even SUGGEST such a thing? God! Me and Zero? Yuuck! No way! I wouldn’t even think about kissing that kid!
Yaten: Does this mean that you and Ikhny...?
Kizna: *blushes* What? No!
Yaten: Yare, yare Kizna!
This *redone* question is from Isaacy
Q. to Clay: Clay... WHAT THE FREAK IS UP WITH THE VERY INTERESTING... come on I wear glasses but every time I adjust them I don't go very interesting
Clay: What’s so wrong with my phrase?
Yaten: It puzzles, boggles and annoys our minds.
Clay: Why?
Yaten: Because I hate your glasses!
Clay: *pushes up his (annoying..) glasses WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER, no less!* Very interesting..
Yaten: ...please answer her question! Please, for the love of Yama1
Clay: Alright, alright! I’ll tell you, it’s like this--one very nice day, actually, it was so nice that I had decided to stop and smell the flowers! But got caught up in their structure, and--
Yaten: He’s done now, he’ll only ramble..bad Clay!
Clay: I’m bad? I’m bad? *runs around in happy circles* YES! I’M BAD! OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Yaten: Okay...
All these LONG and SANITY CONSUMING questions are from Babyshiro
Q. to *me*: Why does everyone like Hiead? I mean come on! Just cuz he's damn evil and hott without a shirt doesn't mean he's the best!
Yaten: *ahem* Qualifications for the hottest bishounen on practically every anime: Hot, evil, looks good without a shirt, and usually insane to some degree. Why? Because people generally want to rebel to things, right? Well, by falling in love/obsessing over the evil guy, you’re technically (in a primitive way) rebelling against the “good” side, that most people should like! And he’s god damn hot! And crazy!
Hiead: Damn right I’m crazy...
Yaten: Hiead-sama!
Hiead: ...
Yaten: OH, and I forgot--they must be pretty darn silent! That way, when they *do* talk, it’s like a miracle! You fall off your bed and hurt your shoulder, that you carefully nurse for the rest of the episode! (personal experience of course..^-^;;)
Q. to Erts: I all ready said sorry but SORRY! I would be heart-broken if you were mad at me! Would you ever consider dating Hiead or Zero?
Yaten: Him and Zero got it going on! Er...I mean, Erts! Here’s your question!
Erts: ...okay then. Dating? No. Loving? Possibly, well, Zero anyway. Kissing? ..I’d rather not comment on that.
Yaten: That means that Erts and Zero have got it going on!
Erts: ...
Q. to Roose: OMG! YOU ARE SO KAWAII! I can't get over that sorry....if I wasn't head over heels for Erts I'd probably stalk you...and call you mine. ^^ I know what your EX is...^^ heehee I DO! O.o You could do so much with it! heehee..*burst out laughing insanely*
Roose: *slowly backs away from Babyshiro* Yamagi..help me...
Yaten: ..him and Yamagi got it going on!
Roose: We don’t have anything going on! I swear it!
Yaten: ....him and Yamagi got it going on!
Roose: No we don’t!!
Yaten: Uh huh!
Roose: Nuh unh!
Yaten: Uh huh!
Roose: Nuh unh!
Hiead: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NECKS!
Yaten: Hiead-sama! Hai, hai, sir! (..aye, aye, sir!)
Roose: *clings to Babyshiro* Hiead’s gonna kill me! *reads over whole question again, and backs away* My EX? It isn’t....that!
Yaten: *obsessively drooling over Hiead-sama* Yuh..huuh...
Q. to Yamagi: Well it's true...your short...you are very short...but your a cute kinda short. You make some girls just wanna hug you and everything...and your in denial! YOU LOVE ROOSE AND YA KNOW IT!
Yamagi: I’m not short! I’M NOT SHORT! I’m not short, am I, Yaten?
Yaten: Er...it’s not my place to answer that question, Yamagi.
Yamagi: Roose?
Roose: Well, of course not, Yamagi! *cuddles against Yamagi’s arm* But you are cute!
Yamagi: *waves his arm around, attempting to pry Roose off* Leggo!
Yaten: LegoMyEggo!
Yamagi: Get off! Get off! GET OFF!
Yaten: It’s times like these I wish that I didn’t have such a twisted mind...
Yamagi & Roose: YATEN!
Yaten: ^-^;; Gomen, but I can’t help it!
Q. to Force: : YEAH! Now I know who you were! I had you confused with Acard! ^-^ ok! kewl!
Force: *walks in* Another question? Oh god, someone’s come to tease about my loss to the idiot, haven’t they? I can’t stand it anymore! LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU SHALL NOT TEAR AWAY MY PRIDE! *runs off sobbing*
Yaten: Nope, ‘cause you can do that!
Q to Yoshino: You have such a cool name....O.o
Yaten: Seriously! *hangs up a ^Missing^ poster* Yoshino went missing! If you can find him, I’ll give you a cookie!! But...if someone does find him, be sure to tell him he has a cool name, and give him a cookie!
Q. to Ikhny: You are mental...ya know that? HIT HIEAD AND SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!
Yaten: Hiead-SAMA..
Ikhny: Hit Hiead? But-but Babyshiro, I couldn’t possibly do that! There’s no telling what would happen! He might just snap--
Yaten: Like you.
Ikhny:--and do something rash!
Yaten: Like make me write an IkhnyxHiead smut story... And besides, Babyshiro, we already know who’s boss! Hiead-sama!
Q. to Hiead(-SAMA!! SAAAAMAAAAA!): NO SAMA!! I HATE THAT! Only Erts deserves that title...Erts....*drools* Oh I love him...he's so much better than you.
Yaten: I’m almost afraid to stay when Hiead-sama sees the question...
Hiead: *walks in, glances at question* Who wrote this?
Yaten: Meep. *points at Sue Snell* She did, Hiead-sama! She did! (I gotta stick up for ya, Babyshiro,,)
Hiead: Oh, did she now?
Yaten: *nodnod* Yes, sir, Hiead-sama, sir!
Hiead: Before I find this “Sue Snell” and kill her, I would like to comment on this.
Yaten: Really, Hiead?
Hiead: No -sama? Do you question my authority? (A/N: Hiead-sama has auth-or-i-tah.)
Yaten: No, Hiead-sama! Hiead-sama, sir!
Q. to Zero: aww dang! No Rei? DANG! Ah well! That's my friends name so i guess calling you both that would be confusing...-_-'
Zero: Um...I guess so.
Q. to Kizna:Hmmm Cat Ears! I WAS RIGHT! YAY!! My friend said they were fox ears! ^-^
Ikhny-san: No...they’re not fox ears! But Kizna sure is fox-ay..
Ikhny: Yaten! Please, don’t say things like that!
Yaten(formally known as Ikhny-san): Gomen nasai, Ikhny! It was all in good truth, all in good truth.
Q. to Erts, again: Do you like your new repairer Tune? Is she nice? Do you miss Rome alot? If Tune or Rome dies of some un-known death or they just quit can I be your repairer??? PLEASE?!?!?!
Erts: I’m sort of doubting that they’ll just die, some unknown death, or quit. Are you qualified to be a Repairer? You’d have to go through vigorous training, and--
Yaten: Erts?
Erts: Yes?
Yaten: Can’t you just answer the question for once?
Erts: Well, Babyshiro, with the proper training, I guess you could be my Repairer.
Yaten: Thank you.
Q. to Clay: I love you Clay!!! You just so cute! I was watching Curriculum 00: Connection and you were funny! heehee! Plus your one of the rare characters with glasses so your special!
Clay: Special? Does this mean I’m..sexy?
Yaten: No.
Clay: Oh...darn.
These questions are from Yujin-chan (aka Sasani Fanel)
Q. to Hiead-sama: Hiead what would you do if you got beat up by a girl?
Hiead: It could never happen, and will never happen. Besides, this question is absurd! No boy, much less a girl, could beat me up!
Yaten: Yeah!
Q. to Kizna: Kizuna why did u try to hide ur ears? they're cool!
Kizna: Really, you think so? *blushes* Well, thanks! Ikhny likes them too!
Yaten: I bet she does, Kizna, I bet she does...Kizna and Ikhny have got it going on!
Q. to Zero: Zero how about u go and get someone to help u with all those mood swings? only gurls are supposed to do that.
Zero: What are gurls?
Yaten: Girls.
Zero: Oh...what mood swings? I don’t know what you’re talking about! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THESE THINGS! I HATE YOU! *smashes a hole in the wall*
Yaten: O.O;; My precious wall...
Q. to Instructor(-sama!!): instructor did u smoke?
Azuma-sama: Of course not! I mean, just because I have a cigarette in my mouth, and I puff out little puffs of smoke, doesn’t mean I’m smoking! Nope, that cigarette is part of my rare disease, “Cigarette-in-your-mouth-syndrome”. Very sad, very sad indeed.
Azuma: I swear, if you do this ONE more time, Yaten, I’m going to...going to do something SO bad, that it isn’t even legible.
Yaten: Uh HUH! I’m sure you will, Azuma, I’m sure you will. Is Rill-sensei going to help you? Because Azuma and Rill have got it going on!
Azuma: ...to answer your question, Yujin, YES, I was smoking. It’s quite obvious.
These (this..) question is from TeelaZainElmes
Q. to Teela: Why are you so so blah-ish. so non-expressiony.And what's with your mysterious past and stuff can you explain it all to me. Please.
Rio: TEELA-SAMA ISN’T BLAH-ISH! TEELA-SAMA IS PERFECT! PERFECT, DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Yaten: *pats Rio on the head* It’s okay, Rio, it’s okay.
Rio: *smacks Yaten’s hand away* Bite me.
Yaten: ^-^ Will do!
Rio: ...freak.
Yaten: Oh, and Rio?
Rio: What do you want?
Yaten: Why are you so defensive of Teela?
Teela: *walks in* What?
Rio: I don’t know!
Teela: Hmm..why is Rio defensive of me?
Yaten: Because--
Hiead: If you say that stupid phrase one more time, I’m going to punch you.
Yaten: Teela and Rio have got it going on!
Hiead: Idiot...*punches Yaten in the stomach*
Yaten: *giggles* Hiead-sama punched me...*falls over*
Hiead: ...pathetic. *walks away*
Teela: Wasn’t I supposed to answer a question?
Rio: I think so, probably, yes, maybe, I don’t know.
Teela: Oh, I was! My past? Well, you see, when I was little, the most important event of my life happened! It--
Crow: TEEEEEEELA! IT’S TIME FOR MY SPONGE BATH!
Teela: Oo! Coming!
Everyone Else: *shudder*
~END
A/N: *regarding the last few lines* Seriously, Crow is a pervert....anyway.
Again: I will not be excepting any more questions after May 25. Okay? Okay.
~DE Yaten