A/N: Ahh! Thank you all for the wonderful questions and reviews! ^-^ I’m so excited that I still get to write more! (marks calendar off for the 25th, only a few more days..only a few more days!) I love getting the readers (and writers!) involved! It’s fun!
EVEN MORE Questions and Answers
These questions are from D-chan
Q. to Hiead-sama: If I hugged you or called you sexy or drew you in my version of your pilot outfit showing off your se~xy tummy or continued to write maaaany fics of you and Clay-san or dyed your hair pink or tried to tickle you... Would you hit me, too? *_*
Hiead: I would not only hit you, I would slowly grind your body through the messiest, most crude grinder I could find, and leave you there.
Yaten: O.O;; Hiead-sama is crazy...mm..Hiead-sama’s sexy tummy! That grinder thing sounds pretty cool...
Q. to Clay: *huggles* Don't worry! I think you're cool! ^^; I like imitating what you do with your glasses... Haven't gotten caught yet, either. o.o; Oh, yeah, a question... Err... Uh... Do you-- Ack! Thinking cramp! x_x *falls over writing in pain*
Clay: *nearly falls over merely from the huggle* ...aaahh...I’m c-cool? I’m cool? My phrase is cool? *yips for joy and runs around in his little happy circles* THANK YOU, OH MERCIFUL YAMA! (1)
Yaten: He likes your comment, D-chan! He’s haaaappy! Can you spell “Happy?” (..maybe I shouldn’t be watching little children’s tee-vee shows...)
Q. to Yamagi and Roose: *_* YAOI TIME! *pounces and huggles them both* Did you wo know that you're both sooooo KAWAII???
Roose: *cracking voice* Can’t...breath...oxygen..leaving..
Yamagi: *smacks Roose on the back* Breath! BREATH!
Yaten: Oh god...my mind is being demented again.
Yamagi: I’m choosing to ignore that...
Roose: *breathes in, sniffles* You think we’re cute? That’s so sweet of you to say! But, I mean, Yamagi is by far the cutest, right?
Yamagi: I’m also choosing to ignore that...
Yaten: Why, Yamagi? Are you afraid of giving in to your yaoi self? You are, aren’t you?
Yamagi: I don’t *have* a yaoi self!
Yaten: Yes you do!
Yamagi: *grabs Roose’s arm and stalks off* We’re leaving now.
Yaten: BYE! HAVE FUN!! *coughcough*
Q. to *gasp* Meee! Bwahaha!: I agree with most of your people "got it going ON" stuff. *smiles at Yamagi-kun and Roose* ^-^
Yaten: *giggles at the ~sama in the review* Oh..um..comments, right. *Gasps* Yamagi and Roose *do* have it going on! They just left! I was right! YAY!
These questions are from Kyra
Q. to Yu (who is technically on my list, but didn’t show up the last time!): Aaaaanyway, here's for the wonderful Yu Hikura. Three questions. One, how is Kazuhi doing? Two, do you laugh at the other pilot's antics? Finally, three: why are you so quiet?
Yaten: *shudders* I really don’t want to go find Yu, he scares me. But, I must answer! But I don’t want to find Yu...*sniffles* Hiead-sama?
Hiead: What do you want?
Yaten: Um...well, I was just wondering--
Hiead: No.
Yaten: Awww! Why not?!
Hiead: Because I do not have to do these petty things for you, and I don’t want to. Go find some idiot to do it, like Zero.
Yaten: Yeah! Zero...he’s an idiot! ZEERO!!!
~~silence~~
Yaten: Zero? ZERO?! ZEEEEERO!? *pauses for a moment* OH yeah! He went to join the circus! Silly me! Oh crap..now I do have to find Yu. *deep breath* Yu? Yu? Oh well, guess he’s not here!
Hiead: You only called 2 times.
Yaten: Shh! I know! I know!
Hiead: Don’t tell me to “shh”.
Yaten: AH! Sorry, Hiead-sama, sir! Hmm...well, I guess Kyra’s question doesn’t get an answer, does it? And ALL because I’m scared of Yu. *walks off whistling*
Q. to Hiead-sama: You're an iniquitous bastard. Just... go away. *immediately ducks behind a desk*
**a horde of Hiead-sama fangirls steps in**
Fangirl#1: *hisses and chucks a plastic apple at Kyra* Hiead-sama must neeeeeever go away..never go away, always, always be with us.
Fangirl#2: Yesss..that’s right, Hiead-sama is our preciousss...
Yaten: Yeah! Wait..you’re not fangirls! *rips off the fangirl’s faces* You’re Gollums! GET AWAY, GET AWAY! GO FIND YOUR OTHER LOVER! HIEAD-SAMA NEEDS PEACE! PEACE!
Fangirls1 and 2: But Boromir is busssssy!
Yaten: I don’t care! *shoos them away with a broom* Skit! Skat! Shoo!
Hiead: *standing there, in heavenly silence*
Yaten: Hiead-sama? Are you okay? They didn’t hurt you, did they? Oh god, is your hair fine? Are your clothes intact?
Hiead: Shut up. I’m fine, oh obsessive one.
Yaten: *sigh of relief* Oh thank Yama!
Q. to Rio: Has anyone ever told you that you're extremely cute and glompable?
Rio: People tell me that all the time. Hey..what does it mean, anyway?
Yaten: *glomps Rio* It means you’re glompable!
Rio: *shakes her off* I know that, duhh! But what is glompable?!
Yaten: OH! Ano, well it’s a very confusing process of-- *runs off*
Rio: ...crap.
These (this..) question is from galabad
Q. to Kizna: Why did you cut one pant leg off of your uniform?
Kizna: Because I want to keep my individuality!
Yaten: But you have your ears for that! And Ikhny has her psycho-ness, and Clay’s Repairer person has her red hair, and Yamagi’s is tall..and...I don’t know about Roose’s.
Kizna: My ears? You mean that you only know me, because of my ears?
Yaten: No! No, that’s not what I was--
Kizna: I KNEW IT! YOU HATE ME! YOU HATE ME!
Yaten: But Kiiiizna! I don’t hate you!
Kizna: Oh, really? Never mind then.
These questions The Mad Fangirl
Q. to Azuma: Is there a general psychological exam required before a candidate can be cleared to pilot an Ingrid? Because I think that Hiead is a few bricks shy of a load.
Azuma: Of course we do all those things! I mean, Hiead just *happened* to slip through our system, and all these complications came up and--
Yaten: Hiead-sama showed Azuma his “sex-xy tummy” and got in. And Teela gave Crow his first spongebath. *shudder*
Azuma: Basically, yeah.
Q. to Erts: What's the most unethical thing you've ever done with your telepathy? And before you ask, I have no interest in your ESSENCE or your VERY SOUL, I'm just curious.
Erts-sama: Well, there was this ONE time that I was watching what you could call, “excited/horny teenage fangirls” when they just HAPPENED to be in a room full of Hiead pictures, and there were weird thoughts coming from their minds! I mean, I really wanted to listen, just to see if any Zero’s came up and--
Erts: Stop IIIT!
Yaten(formally known as Erts-sama): Hehe..*smile*
Q. to Hiead-sama: If you had to choose, what would you rather destroy? Victim or Zero Enna?
Hiead: Zero.
These questions are from UE
Q. to Crow: you're a pimp. who's your favorite rapper?
Teela: I’m ever so sorry that Crow couldn’t be here to answer your question, but I’m just so sure that I can answer it for you!
Yaten: Teela has been watching my T.V. a lot, and..Hey Arnold just *happens* to be on all the time.
Teela: Oh, I just love that show ever so much! Oh my! The question, how clumsy of me to forget! Crow doesn’t like “rap”! He likes ..oh, what is it called again?
Yaten: R & B?
Teela: Yes, that’s it! R & B!
Q. to Hiead-sama: omygoshiloveyousomuch!!! as for you and zero, have you two ever...got it going on? don't lie.
Hiead-sama: I don’t lie! My words are the bible! My words are the very voice from heaven!
Hiead: God DAMN IT, Yaten! I’ll get the belt!
Yaten(formally known as Hiead-sama): Oo! The belt! The belt! *looks around* What? There’s nothing wrong with....OOOH! *THAT* KIND OF BELT! Well then I’d have to say: The belt, the belt!
Hiead: *sigh* Simple woman. Oh, and UE? As for Zero and I, I would much rather strangle Zero with bed sheets than kiss me.
Yaten: The bed sheets you two slept in, or just bed sheets?
Hiead: That’s it, I’m getting the belt.
Yaten: Meep...
Q. to Clay: are you the only virgin on GOA?
RandomClayFangirl: How DARE you imply that Clay is a virgin! He’s been the receiving end of many-a-men!
Yaten: What?
*randomClayfangirls disappear*
Q. to Meeee! Even though it’s *not* a question: no questions for you, just wanted to let you know that i think you rock for doing this. thanks. ;)
Yaten: *sniffles, from both the awesome-ness of this question, and the whole belt thing..* Domo Arigatou, UE! It’s so fun for me to do this, and it’s great to get to work with Hiead-sama so much!
Hiead: *monotone* Oh, yes. It is *so* wonderful to get to “work” with you.
Yaten: Oh crap...my mind is being awful again.
These questions are from Duet-sama, AKA The Chibi Master
Q. to Gareas: Hey Gareas, do you miss Ernest? Are you gay? If Ernest was back, would you ever date him?
Gareas: Ernest is dead, you know.
Yaten: Yeah! And it’s wrong to speak ill of the dead!
Hiead: Unless it’s Zero.
Yaten: Exactly.
Gareas: HELLO! THIS IS MY QUESTION!
Yaten: Oh yeah...sorry Gareas!
Gareas: Ahem. Anyway, to answer your question: Yes, I miss Ernest. And I..I just wish that he would...COME BACK AND LOVE MEEEE! Or, if he didn’t come back...I guess Erts would be fine, but for now-ERNEST! COME BAAAAAAACK!
Yaten: O-okay.
Q. to Roose: I don't actually have a question to ask you, but I do want to glomp you. *glomps Roose*
Roose: *whimper* Why does everyone want to glomp me?
Yaten: We already told you! Because you’re so darn glompable!
Q. to Erts: What is up with your looks? I mean you look exactly like Quatre from Gundam Wing. And that empath thing?
Erts: Why must all of you attempt to tear my very individuality out of my SOUL? I am NOT like Quatre!
Yaten: Yeah! Quatre doesn’t have a gay brother!
Erts: Yea--WHAT?
Yaten: Quatre doesn’t have a gay brother...
Erts: *stomps the ground with his right foot* Darn it! Zero lied to me! *storms off to tell Zero that he *isn’t* Quatre’s gay brother*
Q. to Zero: How are you able to do all that athletic stuff?
Yaten: Because he’s not fat. Zero *would* answer your question...but he’s off with the circus! Gomen nasai!
Q. to all the Goddess Pilots: Have you ever had the urge to attack Zion? I know that if I had a Goddess, I'd probably gonna attack Zion. *grins innocently*
Rio: OF COURSE NOT! I’m going to protect Zion, no matter what!
Gareas: Ernest, COME BACK TO ME!
Teela: No.
**Erts and Yu are evilly missing*
Yaten: I bet Hiead-sama would..but he’s crazy and hot, so we’ll let him. Besides, Zion is probably as polluted as Earth is now, if not more so.
These questions are from niO
Q. to Rio: as a girl, i feel every need to ask you this question. how do you eat so much and yet stay so fit at the same time?
Rio: Remember, niO, we are all part of the Great Circle of Life.
Yaten: And Rio only eats the skinny animals.
Rio: Exactly! *runs off to attempt to glomp Teela*
Q. to *shudder* Yu: oh, don't you just feel like laughing at some of the pilot's sheer stupidity?
Yaten: *whimpers and looks around* I’m NOT going to find him! He can just stay in his darkness! Or, to put it in English: Your question is not going to be answered, for Yu scares the living hell out of me.
Q. to Rio and Ernest: how does it feel to be known as "men in highheels?"
Rio: They aren’t high-heels! They’re fashionable and-and-I HATE THEM! *chucks shoes at the wall* THESE SHOES ARE HORRIBLE! *stalks off to the kitchen*
Yaten: And Ernest is dead. Dead, dead, very very dead!
Q. to Crow: i'm sure you have something to do with uniform designs. what's with the shorts? and heels? deep inside you're a pervert, aren't you? (sigh...first Teela and now young boys.)
Yaten: I think it goes without saying that he’s a pervert, for he *did* design the costumes! And we KNOW it!!
These INCREDIBLY LONG and SOUL CONSUMING HARPY questions are from Babyshiro
Q. to Meee: ^^ Awww thanks for sticking up for me! I owe ya one! Maybe in one of my future MK fics I'll insert a tiny Hiead/Yaten fic ^^ Hmm? How's that sound?
Yaten: *jumps around in happy sircles* Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Wondeful! Yeah!
Hiead: ...oh, goody.
Yaten: ^-^ Wonderful!
Q. to Azuma: OMG! I cannot believe I forgot to ask you a question in my last review! So sorry! ^^ Hmmm well....why do you pay more attention to Zero than the rest?
Yaten: Because that’s not Azuma! That’s Crow secretly disguised as Azuma!
Azuma: No it’s not!! I don’t even Zero more attention!
Yaten: Yuh huh! You pay lots more attention to him than the others!
Azuma: I-I don’t have to reply to these!
Yaten: Because...
Azuma: Don’t.
Yaten: Azuma and Zero have got it going on!
Azuma: *sigh* Damn it.
Q. to Zero: Will you go out with Erts? Please!! You seem to enjoy....touching....him alot. In all the Manga scans you've got you arms all over him and everything! There's even one where Clay has to hold you back to keep you from glomping Erts-kun to death!
Yaten: Sadly, Zero is still at the circus...but...Hiead-sama will answer your question!
Hiead: Oh, yes, the matter of “Erts and Zero.” Quite a--
Yaten: Juicy.
Hiead:--one. Yes, it seems that the pathetic moron, or Zero, does touch Erts quite often.
Yaten: And that would explain why Zero wants to be Top Candidate so much, he wants to join Erts! Clay! Let Zero glomp Erts to death if he wants to!
Q. to Hiead(Grr! -SAMA! SAAAMAA!): 'Hiead Gner your skimmies are showing'-Clay Cliff Fortran. I couldn't resist! I love that qoute! So Hiead were you embarrised with Zero pulled down you pants and showed the world your lovely boxers???
Yaten: *dreamy sigh* Oh, how I love that episode...
Hiead: Shut it.
Yaten: Why? ...hey, were you embarrassed by the WHOLE WORLD seeing your OH-SO-LOVELY boxers?
Hiead: What? At least I was wearing them!
Yaten: True...besides, it’s a (known? little known? I don’t know) fact that in the original version, Zero says “Oh, too bad. I thought you were wearing any.” Hentai Zero!! HENTAI! Not that I wouldn’t have minded...
Hiead: *smacks Yaten in the face* Shut up.
Yaten: *ALMOST falls over* Will do! *whispers* Babyshiro, I don’t think he was. After all, they are *lovely* boxers!
Q. to Yamagi: Face it...you short. There's no way around it! Your 5 foot nothing. Not even that maybe! you are in very much denial! DATE ROOSE!!
Yamagi: *prances around in green tights, carrying a sword* NEVER, HOOK!
Q. to Roose: Awwwww come on! Ya know with your EX you could have Yamagi and so much more! If you weren't so innocent and shining with the light the good you would see what you have and use it to your advantage. ^^ You do like Yamagi as more than a friend right? Maybe a lover?
Yaten: People certainly want to know about your love life, Roose!
Roose: *sniffles* I know! And then all the glomping...oh, the glomping! Oh, how I wish that Yamagi was the glomper, and I-the glompiee.
Yaten: That answers Babyshiro’s question, doesn’t it?
Q. to Clay: Yep your sexy! Your more than that! Your damn well hott! I have this Yaoi pic of you and Zero hugging and your in your under clothes and Zero doesn't have any pants and....yes I'm perverted ^^
Yaten: *shudders at thought of the picture* Zero no p-pants? Clay in his underwear? That’s..
Clay: So cool! I’m so HAPPY that you would draw a picture of me, who you proclaim to be sexy! I’m so..SO HAPPY! *dances around in more happy little circles* TRA LA LA LA LA!
Yaten: ...okay, I’m weirded out now.
Q. to Erts: O.O REALLY! Hmmmm OH TUNE! ROME!! CAN I TALK TO YOU!! *runs off after them* I WANT YOUR JOBS!! I WANT ERTS!!
~~chirpchirp~~
Yaten: *pats Babyshiro on the head* It’s ALL RIGHT, Babyshiro, I’m sure that Tune will just *happily* give up her Repairer job. *winkwink*
Q. to Force: Awww don't worry! Your still cool! You can marry Wrecka! Um...what's your last name?
Force: *walks in, warily looks around* No soul-stealing? ...alright, my last name is Wartlliam.
Yaten: Wart man!
Force: Be quiet.
Yaten: Make me!
Force: Alright..*reaches for the belt*
Yaten: Meep..*whimpers and runs off* GOMEN!!
Q. to Yoshino: AHHH!! YOU'VE GONE MISSING?!!??! That sucks! I was beginning to like you! You sounded so cool!
Yaten: Yes...um...if we ever find our Missing Yoshino, we shall relay your message to him! And give him a cookie!
Q. to *shudder* Yu: So Yu I here you have Hentai hidden under your bed? Is it true? Is that why your so silent? Because your thinking of all the naked pics of Hiead Erts Ernest Zero and them??? Hmmm??? ^^
Yu’s voice, far far away: *mumbling* Ernest went wild in this one..*looks up* Damn...they’ve found me out! *scurrying is heard in the vents*
Yaten: *stares at the heating vents on the floor* I’m scared...so very scared.
Q. to Kizna: O_o You seem a little tatchy to Ihkny...could it be you like her? A lot? Maybe love-wise???
Kizna: What? No! Ikhny and I are just friends!
Ikhny: I’m afraid that Kizna is right, we are just friends!
Yaten: But-but you and Kizna--
Ikhny: Miss Yaten, please! Don’t say such things! I’m only at GOA to do my work!
Yaten: And get it on with Kizna!
Kizna: *annoyed sigh* Come on, Ikhny, obviously SOMEONE has been reading too much yuri for their own good. *puts right arm around Ikhny, and walks out*
Yaten: See! SEE?!
Q. to Ikhny: Now I know why you were replaced in D-chan's fic with Clay! YOU FREAKIN COULDN'T TAKE HIEAD'S ATTITUDE! ^^ or cold nature...*sighs* You need some help! Badly....
Ikhny: *walks in, minus one Kizna* W-What? How could...how could say that? How could YOU say that?
Yaten: Well, first she thought of it, and then typed in it in my review box!
Ikhny: *storms off, to find Kizna* OBVIOUSLY!
Yaten: *wide-eyed* PMS...
Q. to..(drumroll, please) MEEEE!: This has nothing to do with MK I was just wondering who's your fav Digi Destined?? ^^ Just a thought. Anyway! Don't cha just love my long reviews? They keep you entertained for about 5 seconds then bore you! Nice ne?
Yaten: Oh, gawsh..I haven’t watched that in so long! (Aargh! Ban the English version! Ban the cutting out of any yaoi undertones!) They cut out yaoi undertone parts in MK, too! They cut out Zero sitting on Hiead after the crash in 00! They don’t want us to know about Zero’s obsession. With sex. Ne way, to answer the question...that would be Ken. No, no, not Ken the wimpy annoying crybaby, Ken the Digital Kaiser! (Sexy beast! Sexy beast! Yaoi Sexy Sadistic beast!)
These (this..) question is from Ody-sama-chan
Q. to Hiead-sama:Would you ever consider a career in singing? I swear you would the HOTTEST teen idol ever. I wanna go to a concert and cheer you!!!
Hiead: In case you didn’t know, “Ody-sama-chan”, I do--
Yaten: OH.MY.GOD!
Hiead: What is it now?
Yaten: ^-^;; The computer accepts Ody-sama-chan as a word!
Hiead: I DON’T CARE! I’M TRYING TO ANSWER A QUESTION HERE!
Yaten: *puppy eyes* I’m sorry, Hiead-sama! I won’t do it again! Okay..why the heck is the computer only accepting Hiead-sama as a word, and not just plain Hiead?
Hiead: Because I have authority.
Yaten: Au-thor-a-tah...
Hiead: ..shut up. Anyway, “Ody-sama-chan”, in case you didn’t know, I, unlike the rest of those sad bastards they called Candidates, don’t want to entertain you for the simple purpose of entertaining.
Yaten: What if their view of entertainment was to have you slowly drag a cold knife across their cheek, while whispering soft threats? *coughs*
Hiead: *annoyed sigh* I was talking to “Ody-sama-chan”, and I didn’t speak to you. Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to.
Yaten: Okay, Hiead-sama, sir. But, seriously, would you do it then?
Hiead: I don’t know.
Yaten: Would ya? Would ya?
Hiead: *growls* I.don’t.know.
Yaten: Come on! Would ya? Would ya?
Hiead: *smacks Yaten in the side of the head* Possibly.
Yaten: *dreamy giggle* Hiead-sama!! *falls over*
Hiead: Thank god...
~End (1)=Yama== The Almighty Bagel God. (copyright the actual basis for Yama, my friend, and me)
A/N: *exausted* Babyshiro, you really know how to take energy away from me! But, the questions were pretty damn fun(ny) to write! Now, if you’ll excuse me--I have a homemade Hiead-sama music video to watch. (Song--The End of the Good Kid, from Sailor Moon Musical Super S, the Original) Have fun! Remember, no more questions after May 25!
~DE Yaten