A/N: AHHH! Now I’m a day late, because of the eeeevil phone lines! (bleh..) Oh well..*puts the song Rebecca on repeat* I’ll just listen to this the whole time.
Rant: Okay, you know those spray perfumes that usually wear off after about a half hour? Well..I decided to use a VERY SMALL bottled one, with just a few drops. I’ve been smelling like it since 6 in the morning, and it’s 5 pm. I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
*Day after 1st A/N* I’m behind on these..oh well, I wasn’t in a mood for silly after I stopped for a while yesterday...
EVEN EVEN MORE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
This question is from GataFairy
Q. to Azuma: Azuma. Have you ever had to break up a fight involving someone's ever-so-idiotic (and I DO mean idiotic) reason of someone insulting Rill-sensei? (And no, I will not steal the looks. I just want to complement them. Does EVERYONE have to be so DEFENSIVE all the time!!? ::blush:: ^^; Nyaa…)
Yaten: Aahh! Gomen nasai!! I didn’t mean to! ^-^;; I wrote the fic, and uploaded it--and then I checked for more reviews right after, and yours was there! *sniffles* I’m sorry!!
Azuma: ...I’m going to answer my question now.
Yaten: Okaaaay...
Azuma: No...of course not! *coughs*
Yaten: Eh? Azuma...you’re hiding something!
Azuma: No I’m not.
Yaten: ..yes you are!
Azuma: No.
Yaten: YES!
Azuma: *leaves*
Yaten: Damn.
These questions are from CelestialChild
Q’s to Hiead-sama: To Hiead: Can I follow you?
To Hiead: Can I hug you?
To Hiead: Would you be mine?
To Hiead: Why not?
To Hiead: How much do you want to be that I'll never stop loving you or chasing you?
Hiead: No, no, no, because I despise your very soul and wish the plague upon you. I will probably kill you before you can chase me.
Yaten: *nodnod* Yeah...Hiead-sama’s very unsociable...well....not really, but he’s negative. Neeeegative.
These questions are from zero
Q. to Rio: So Rio, what exactly do you remember most about having stiches? *grins inocently*
Yaten: *chewing a snickers bar at the moment..yumm..* Hmm? Rhho gomma me had...(1)
Rio: *twitchtwitch* What do I remember most? The horrifying ...needle going into my skin.....so...horribly painful...*falls on the ground*
Yaten: *still chewing* Rhho? *pokes Rio* Ahh oo otay? (2)
Q. to Kizna: Kizna, did I offend you with my question last time? if so I'm sorry.
Yaten: *swallows Snickers* Kizna’s..busy..at the moment. Please leave your message at the beep. Beep. *coughs*
Q. to Rio: Rio- did rill put you to sleep while giving you stiches? or did you have to stay awake? *wistles inocently trying to hide giggle*
Rio: I-I....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs off to the kitchen*
Yaten: I think that means he was awake...pooooor Rio. *shudders at the thought of having stitches* Oh wait! I’ve had stitches! But I was asleep!
Hiead: Why were you asleep?
Yaten: ‘Cause it was foot surgery and they had to put me to sleeeeeep...go to sleeep, go to sleeeeep, you must rest forever!
Q. to Zero: Last one, Zero, did you know you would make a great adition to my choir? Cause I heard you in that one image song, it was i tersting ^_^
Yaten: *drags Zero in* He’s baaaaaaack!
Zero: *wearing a bright orange clown costume* Aww! But I wanted to stay at the circus!!
Yaten: Too bad, answer the question! Now! *cracks random whip* I’ve always wanted to do that...
Zero: *sighs* Stupid questions! You think my singing is BEAAATIFUL? Oh, I know it is! More so than Hieaaaaad’s!
Yaten: Nuh unh!
Zero: You haven’t even heard Hiead sing!
Yaten: So?! What does that have to do with anything? Oh, and...zero? Where ..did you get the image song? Does Hiead-sama have one? Where? WHERE?! BY GOD, MAN! I NEED TO HERE HIEAD-SAMA SING! SIIIIIING!
Hiead: I don’t sing.
Yaten: But..you hafta!
Hiead: No I don’t “hafta” do anything, Snickers freak.
Yaten: *protectively clutches Snickers bar* There’s nothing wrong with Snickers!
These questions are from D-chan
Q. to Hiead-sama: Hiead-sama ~ *waves her new drawing of Hiead in his pilot outfit showing his se~xy tummy* @_@ Whoohoo! This was fun! Though you do look... Quite feminine here... Is it the pose? Or your legs? Or your se~xy tummy? *_* Are you gonna put me through the grinder now? ^^;; *runs off to ask more questions first*
Yaten: *drools* Hiead-sama’s se~xy tummy! ...what pose is he in? *coughcough* *takes another bite of the beautiful Snickers bar*
Hiead: God damn snickers! *sighs* Yes, D-chan, I shall put you in the grinder, but not before I--
Yaten: Slowly drag a cold knife across our cheeks, while whispering soft threats?
Hiead: No. Before I break her legs.
Yaten: Oh....*sigh*
Q. to Yamagi: *_* *glomps* Awww! You're so CUTE! Chibi!
Yamagi: *growls* I’M NOT LITTLE!
Yaten: ...well, actually Yamagi..you are kind of short.
Yamagi: *holds up the mysterious belt* Really?
Yaten: O.O Meep. *shakes head* Nope, no, not at all. *whispers* He’s in self-denial, you know!
Q. to *shudder* Yu: *bangs on overhead pipes* YU-SAMA?! Where are you?! ;_; I want some pictures, too!
Yaten: Oh god, it’s like the movie IT, but with indoor pipes! *shrinks away from any and all vents and pipes*
Yu: *hiss* Miiiiiiiiine!
Yaten: I don’t think he wants to share...*sniffles* He’s crazy...a hentai, but still crazy.
Q. to Gareas: ^^;; Does is boooother you that I made Roose-kun your brother in an AU fic?
Gareas: My brother is a pathetic weakling?
Yaten: Correction. A cute, glompable pathetic weakling. That’s cute. And adorable, and glompable.
Gareas: Yeah...I think I got that part already.
Q. to Roose: *pounces* Oh! I have a question! @_@ What kind of boxers do you wear?? I'm so curious! I can picture you wearing cute little teddy bears or even cuuuuute candy canes for Christmas! Ooo, idea... ^-^
Yaten: Oh my...*giggles insanely*
Roose: *blushes deep red* I’d rather...not talk about my underclothes, D-chan.
Yamagi: *walks out wearing kawaii pajamas* Roose’s boxers? *shrugs* They have his name on them...
Yaten: *bites lip* His n-name?
Roose: *looks on the floor* In case they get lost...
Yaten: Lost? Lost where?!
Yamagi: *coughs*
Yaten: OOOH...
These questions are from Olya/cardcaptor girl
Q. to Hiead-sama: now I NEED an answer from you. Do you ever think about it? In a short (I'm sure it will be not long) time you'll become a Goddess Pilot, and then, maybe, possibly, with your super-duper amazing ablilities will protect Zion and kill off all the Victim...but...what will you do when it's all over? And it will be over in your days, believe me...what will you do with your life then? Get a family? Try to forget your dark-dark past (where you lived your horrible existence as a war orphan, stealing from-I'm revealing too much plot in here), will you get a girlfriend? Maybe? Possibly? One in a billion? Will it be Ikhny? ...and imagine ::stares into the distance starry-eyed:: after you would get married, Ikhny would give a birth to your first son with an incredible EX power (EO type, of course)...the son, who will be just like you (meaning cruel, sadistic, awfully hot, with lotsa fangils)...And Ikhny and you would live happily ever after in a big house (Ikhny would get pregnant every nine months, so figures you would need a big house...) You would live on Zion, which you saved, and your kids will call you the superman...and Ikhny will finally grow her hair longer...You will eventually have to settle down, you know, have a much loved wife to produce you a good pack of children- okay, I'm rambling, sorry. But please answer my question. What will you do after the Zion is saved and you're not a pilot anymore..and Zero is FAAAAAAAAAR away?....
Yaten: *pauses before bursting into laughter* EVERY 9 MONTHS? OH..that’s precious! So precous! *doubles over in laughter, but stops* What makes you think he’s going to destroy Victim?
Hiead: Yes, “Olya”, whatever made you think that?
Yaten: Yeah! He’s a-working for Victim! But..his children would be sadistic, awfully hot, and have lots of fangirls.
Hiead: I’m not going to have children.
Yaten: Yeah, I know, but still!
Hiead: And Zero won’t be “far away”, he’ll be dead.
Yaten: Why?
Hiead: Because I’m going to kill him, of course.
Yaten: OOH YEAH! I forgot, Hiead-sama! So...um...what are you going to do after Victim is gone (supposedly)?
Hiead: I have a planned plot, but you, nor anyone else in existance besides me, is worthy of knowing it.
Yaten: Oh, okay.
Hiead: What? No whining? No complaints?
Yaten: Nope! ‘Cause whatever you’re planning, it has to do with yaoi bondage smut with Zero, and bondage smut with meeeerrIkhny.
Hiead:...If you didn’t have more questions, long evil ones from Babyshiro anyway, I would kill you right now, you do realize that, don’t you?
Yaten: Yup! And I realize that it’s because of your ever-forgiving mercifulness to me, that I’m alive today.
Hiead: Exactly.
Q. to Ikhny: I don't want to fool around anymore. Are you in love with Hiead? I want a straight answer. Yaten-sama, please make her answer, just let her say "yes" or "no"
Yaten: Well...since you said pleaaase, and the -sama thing, I think I’ll let Ikhny answer..*giggles*
Ikhny: Ye-no.
Yaten: *smiles*
These(this..) questions are from Gundam Neko Girl
Q. to EVERYBODY!: If you were given a bagel and a person asked for two bagels, how many apples do you give them?
Yaten: *hugs Yama plushie* Bagels! Of course, Rio and Teela are..busy...at the moment, and Gareas is off pitying Ernest, sooo...I’m not gonna let the girls answer!
Hiead: I would smash the apples against their skull, but not before sharpening the stem...
Zero: Huh?
Clay: *pushes up his glasses, WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER, mind you* Very interesting...
Roose: I like apples!
Yamagi: Will they help me go taller?
Yu: *skittering is heard in the vents* Zeeeeeroooooooo......
Zero & Yaten: *whimper*
These questions are from Argent Inluminai
Q. to Hiead-sama, Erts and Zero: What do they think about all those fanfics floating around out there that have Zero in a scary sort of violent bondage NC17-type relationship with Hiead, sometimes with Erts as the sweet odd-guy-out who knows something is wrong but isn't bring told anything 'cuz Zero's afraid of his "lover"? I'm asking because, though there arent any on ff.net (I think) there's actually quite a few Japanese fics revolving around that idea. -_-;;;
Yaten: *eyes threaten to pop out* WHERE?! WHERE ARE THESE VIOLENT BONDAGE NC17 STORIES? *falls over in shock*
Hiead: ..I’m going to kill whoever wrote these, and then murder the pathetic one for wanting to read them.
Zero: ....
Yaten: *giggles some more*
Q. to our dear, dear Missing Yoshino: And what's Yoshino's favorite cookie? I need to have it on hand so I can lure him out with it if I see him. ^_^
Yaten: His favorite cookie is soft chocolate clusters with loads of sugar in them! *sniffles* I want some...
These questions are from Jaden
Q. to um...someone: Clay, I'd like to let you know. I think you're sexy! ^_^ But *only* In the fics Shadows and Payback. Why? You and Hiead-sama together are just so... so.. sexy!! As for Hiead-sama... *glomps said Hiead-sama and handcuffs him to her wrist* Ooo.. Hentai thoughts... *ahem* Anywho, Hiead is MINE! Why? I wrote two fics with him in it. Also, read zero's fic. Yours truly has Hiead-sama. *smug grin*
Yaten: *sniffles* I know you have Hiead-sama in zero’s fic! *sobs* .....can I have Azuma-sama? *sobs once more*
Clay: I’m sexy! ..*plays some backround music* I’M, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT! SO SEXY IT HUUUUURTS!
Yaten: ...it hurts my eyes, at least.
Clay: Hey! You’re probably the only one who doesn’t find me SE~XY!
Yaten: Probably not.....*jumps out of chair* MY SNICKERS WRAPPER-now a day old-JUST MOVED! IT’S GOING TO KILL ME-HEE! *coughs* Never mind...just the wind.
Q. to Gareas: what would you do if Ernest had only been *pretending* to be dead to get you to calm down and stop being so reckless and he came back? Ooo... I might add that into my Garu/Ernest fic... *scampers off to finish her Hiead/Zero fic that still lacks a chapter*
Yaten: *raises hand* OH! OH! I would glomp Ernest!
Gareas: MY QUESTION!
Yaten: Oh...sorry.
Gareas: Oh...I would ask Ernest for his forgiveness! And then I would console him in his room! Privately!
Yaten: ...I don’t even *need* to say the phrase this time!
These INCREDIBLY EXHAUSTING and INSANELY MIND CONSUMING questions are from Babyshiro
Q. to MEEEEE!: I had a feeling you'd pick the Kaiser...*looks at Author name* Yep...^^ heehee! Hiead and Kaiser are so much alike don't cha agree? Both cold and Evil!
Yaten: Yup! So..cold. ‘Cept with the Kaiser, he should drag a cold knife across your cheek, while pinning you to a while, *and* whispering soft threats. *looks at Hiead-sama*
Hiead: No.
Yaten: Aw, come on! Please?!
Hiead: No.
Yaten: *sigh* Damn!
Q. to Azuma: Ah dude...how much you remind me of a man in denial for the one he loves *coughyamagilovesroosecough* Ahem...you know you want Rill badly! YO DO!
Yaten: He does!
Azuma: No I don’t, Dr. Rill and I have a strictly professional relationship!
Yaten: I have the tapes.
Azuma: Crap!
Q. to Zero: heehee do you have dirty Erts-hentai under yuor bed??? hmm???
Zero: No! Of course not! *mumbles* It’s in the closet...
Q. to Hiead(-saaaama): I might call you add sama to your name if you tell me who you like...hmmm? PLEASE?!?! or at least tell me what you were thinking when you stole the money out of the dead guys pocket! You look so scared...awww I just wanted to hug you then and there!
Hiead: I don’t like anyone. I hate people! Why can’t you get it through your thick skull that I do not want to socialize?
Yaten: But you do! You talk to meee, and you answer questions!
Hiead: So? I’m only waiting for the perfect time to kill you.
Yaten: This, “killing”, would it happen to involve dragging a cold knife across my cheek while whispering soft threats?
Hiead: No.
Yaten: Aww...
Q. to Yamagi & Roose: Ok you two! I'm sick of you both (mainly Yamagi) not admitting you like eachother to eachother sooo..I'll make you! *grabs Yamagi and Roose throws them into locked room in which they can't get out of full of sex objects and tools and hentai and nice satin bed* ^-^ heehee~
Yaten: *shoves a mini video camera into the wall* And now we’ll have proof! (and something to watch when we’re bored) *coughs*
Q. to Clay: Let me re-say that! The author of that perfect pic was Resuke! She has some great Yaoi pics I only printed it and hung it in my room ^^ She has pretty ones of Hiead and Zero! ^^ Anyway! I've always wanted to do this! *glomps Clay and Erts* I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH!
Clay: *is glomped* I’m..so..*sniffles* HAPPY!
Yaten: Can you spell, “Happy”, children? H-A-P-P-Y, that spells happy!
Clay: *sniffles again* HAPPY!
Q. to Erts: *attaches self to Erts and doesn't let go* I want to stay with you for ever and ever...your so puuurrrrfect!
Erts: *shakes arm* Leggo! Leggo!
Yaten: LeggoMyEggo!
Erts: *shakes arm again* Help! Yuuuu! Help!
Yu: *clanging noises are heard from above* Myyyyy hentai...
Q. to Ikhny & Kizna: Yep you two are both head over heels in love with eachother no doubt about it.
Kizna: *sweatdrop* JUST because Ikhny and I were alone for a while doesn’t mean we’re in love!
Yaten: Where did you go?
Kizna: In my room...
Yaten: What did you do?
Kizna: None of your business!
Yaten: Yup, Babyshiro’s right!
Kizna: *growls*
Q. to Gareas: What's it like to know that some insolent child was able to crawl into your Goddess and nearly have control over her?
Yaten: Oh...that’s gotta hurt.
Gareas: He-he did not! She was just confused! OUR HAIR LOOKS THE SAME!
Yaten: ...but the Goddess thingy has stuff about..stuff.
Gareas: What?
Yaten: I don’t know, I was just rambling. *yawns* Gee, Gareas, I think Zero might be near the Goddess Bay thing..
Gareas: WHAT? *dashes off*
Yaten: Hehe!
Q. to Rio: How much food do you consume daily?
Rio: I like food! Food is good. Yummy food! *walks off to get food*
Yaten: Um...a lot?
Q. to *shudder* Yu: Can i borrow some Erts-hentai?
Yaten: *taps the top of the vent* Hello?
Yu: *hiss* Miiiine! Mine hentai! Get your own!
Yaten: OH...*sigh* too bad.
Q. to Ernest: Do you like Garu in short shorts? or Short short leather shorts? I can't decided which so I'll ask an expert!
The DEAD Ernest, who is baaaack from the graaaaave!: Short short leather shorts, most definatley. *eyes glow bright colors*
Yaten: *Backs away* NO! THE MANGA ERNEST IS GOING TO KILL ME!
The DEAD Ernest, who is baaaack from the graaaaave!: *disappears* Freak...
Q. to Teela: What's it like to give Crowe baths and stuff? *shudders* I'd think it'd be scary....
Yaten: *gags at the thought of it*
Teela: Oh no, Yaten! It’s not disgusting at all! Sometimes he even lets me get in with him!
Yaten: *runs off sobbing* MY POOR VIRGIN MIND!
Hiead: Virgin mind my ass...
Yaten: Will do!
Hiead: *sigh* Idiot.
Q. to ALL THE GUYS!: How much do you guys cost? Can I buy you? I promise to feed and take care of you and everything! PLEASE!?!?!
Yaten: You’d have to feed Rio every hour, you know. And Hiead-sama might bite...
Hiead: You can’t buy me, anyway.
Yaten: Yeah, he’s crazy, ya can’t buy him. Oh! But..*checks THE LIST* You can buy Erts for $19.95! He’s cute! And glompable!
These questions (
that I got through email) are from skittle girlQ. to Rio: Bwhawhawha...XD Can I poke you millions of times in your cute little cheeks then make you lunch (ANYTHING! I'll make it) then glomp you then run off with your SUPER COOL pilot outfit leaving you there in your boxers?
Rio: Okie dokie!
Yaten: *smacks Rio’s hand* Don’t go to strangers houses, Rio!
Rio: *sniffles* Aww....
Q. to Hiead-sama: may I shoot you and see if you live? (Heero does!)
Yaten: Of COURSE Hiead-sama would live! Hiead-sama is immortal! IMMORTAL, DO YOU HEAR ME?! IMMORTAL!
Hiead: *sigh* “Skittle girl”, I would sooner give in to the annoying one’s “drag a cold knife across my cheek while whispering soft threats” idea then let you within 15 feet of me.
Yaten: Aw...
Q. to Rio: Rio...we all know Phil is your repairer...and we all KNOW she loves you but wont admit it for whatever reason her brain thinks off...so...If I wrote a PhilXRio fic would that bother you?
I dont care if it would. I'll still write it. :P
Yaten: Rio is in the kitchen, sobbing and eating. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep.
These SHORT but still EVIL questions are from Babyshiro
Q. to Yoshino: YOSHINO?!?!?! HEY YOSHY WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yaten: YOSHI-DOOO? WHERE ARE YOUUUUU?
Q. to Force: O.O Can I keep you??? PLEASE?!?!?
Force: No.
Yaten: Why not?
Force: Because I said so.
Yaten: Oh...
These questions are from Yujin-chan aka Sasani Fanel
Q. to MEEE: Why do u always have to say sum1 and sum1 'got it going on'? its not bad or nething im just wondering. Also why do obey Hiead? He's just another idiotic guy(though he is my favorite) who thinks he is invincible! next one is r u gonna u cut out the bad words, cuz believe me im gonna be saying sum in the next to q's. ok my last is whats ur fave color?
Yaten: I say that they’ve got it going on because they *do*! *glances at tape of Yamagi and Roose* And I have PROOF! *cackles*
Hiead: ...answer the question so we can leave.
Yaten: ^-^ *salutes* Hai! *gasp* WHY DO I WORSHIP HIEAD-SAMA?! He’s not an idiotic guy who thinks he’s invincable! He IS invincable! He’s evil, and cruel, and sadistic! HE’S HOT! AND COOL! AND COLD! AND EEEEEEVIL!
Hiead: Right on target, for once.
Yaten: *dreamy sigh* Really?
Hiead: Yes.
Yaten: *does a happy dance* YES! ...but no, I’m not gonna cut out the bad words. If they don’t like them, then they can just skip ‘em. Color? Oo! Oo! Hiead-sama, what’s your favorite color?
Hiead: Red. Blood red.
Yaten: *dreamy sigh* mine too...well, no, not really. I like blue! Blue is pretty! ‘Cause my eyes are blue!
Q. to Hiead-sama: u are a real jack@$$(even though ur my favorite) & sum1 just needs to go smack, smack, smack! hehe & i wuld 2 but uh u in a diff place and im in the US.
Hiead: Am I a jackass? Oh, does this *offend* you in some way? Good, I’m glad. No one could even get close enough to smack me, with the exception of the most annoying people on the planet.
Yaten: Zero?
Hiead: No, you god damn fangirls.
Yaten: *goofy smile* Actually, I think the reason that you can’t smack him, Yujin-chan, is because..well, maybe it’s because he’s a two-dimensional sadistic cartoon character that doesn’t exist in real life, therefore I will never ever meet him. *lip trembles* NO! I WON’T ACCEPT IT! *sobs and clings to Hiead-sama’s arm* YOU’RE REAL! YOU’RE REAL!
Hiead: *smacks Yaten against the wall* That I am.
Yaten: X.X. *dreamy sigh* Yay...*falls on the floor*
Hiead; *walks away whistling a creepy, eerie tune* Oh well...
Q. to Azuma: OK, FROM LAST TIME I ASKED U A QUESTION U TOLD ME IT WAS QUITE OBVIOUS BUT I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE UNEDITED VERSION OF PILOT CANDIDATE! SO I WAS GUESSING U DID CUZ U HAD A FUCKIN DAMN TOOTHPICK IN UR MOUTH! *gets really angry and takes it out on her brothers*
Azuma: Neither does Yaten, but she knows that Dr. Rill and I are smoke addicts. A toothpick? Damn them.
Yaten: *hazily* Yeah...damn them...
Hiead: *whacks her with a pipe* Go back to sleep, damn it!
~Owari/End
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1) “Rio’s gonna be mad”(2) “Are you okay?”
A/N: Well, at the moment it’s the 25. So: any questions in the reviews dated after May 25th will not be answered. Acknowledged, maybe, but not answered. BTW: Did anyone here, that reads this, ever see the dubbed masterpiece, “Ringing Bell” (or Chirin no Suzu)?? It’s so wonderful! My parents said that I used to watch it over and over and over and OVER when I was a little kid, and it’s still very adult in some ways. *sigh* I love that movie. And I love Unico, ‘cause Toby’s hot. So very hot.
~DE Yaten