| THE EMAILS |
| 10-6-03: Ril: "HEY TO ALL OF MY ROYAL SUBJECTS I HOPE YOU ALL ARE STILL WORSHIPING ME AND HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OF HOW GOOD I WAS TO YOU...WHO IS READY TO GET SCARED..I THINK WE SHOULD ALL WATCH SCARY MOVIES LIKE EDDY GENE AND DAHMER(TRACY'S PERSONAL FAVES)...WE NEED A MORE USUABLE DILDOH...HAPPY 18TH BDAY TO DELIA AND KRISTINA THEY BOTH TOLD ME THAT THEY WANTED TO GO TO A STRIP JOINT AND SINCE WE ARE ALL LEGAL EXCEPT THERESA...WE SHOULD ALL GO WOOHOOOOO...PSC WE NEED TO HAVE ANOTHER SCAVENGER HUNT AND BURN DOWN NOVA WOOHOO!" |
| 10-6-03: Tracy: "happy birthday tina and delia!!! i hope you guys have fun being LEGAL!!...and we def. need to watch eddie gene!!!..hehe does anybody else really miss high school?!! i doo!!! we had so much fun ahhh those were the days.college is fun too but its not the same w/o you guys...well i better go i have to do my expos :-(...(we need to have a basketball reunion woohoo)...love always tracy varites (sounds like arthritis) haha im so weird sorry lol" |
| 10-8-03: Ril: "hey everyone i love these e-mails thanks theresa for starting them. guess who I saw sfs girls lauren coreji yes her...she looks the same except she has longer hair and it's highlighted blonde she was pretty nice at least jen d doesn't go here anyway...what up with all the alcohol consumption can't we have a good time without it nawww i guess not right dawgs...Guess what everyone every morning i always do loud farts when im sleeping but molly is awake...woohooo so when is delias bday i always forget is it next week????? so i hope you a had a great b-day tina and that brenda didn't ruin it ps we should all go to the bar that bren works at that would be a blast...she'd probably serve us don't u think...the best month in the whole world, april" |
| 10-18-03: Theresa: "Hello my loves...happy birthday agian to delia and tina...yay ur 18!!!...camping certainly was an adventure...lol, DELIA WAS SOO DRUNK SHE ALMOST FELL INTO THE FIRE hahaha, no jk, that was me ~ yeah it was fun, i think...i dotn really remember too much, yeah but then this weekend we went to delias dads for her family party...lol, delias cousin and april made up this really cute cheer for delia...it goes "delia smells really bad" it was a winner...the best part of the night was when we had cake and delia and april had a cake eating contest...just soo everyone knows april would have won the first match but delia had a smaller piece of cake...but the second time with the ice cream cake delia won fairly...it was soooo nasty, the ice cream was coming out of apirls mouth...ewwww it was gross!! BUT IT IS ALL ON VIDEO...i hope u all transfer to rutgers soo we can get an apartmetn together....except for delia...grrr" |
| 10-20-03: Ril: "just to recap to all ya'll who weren't there the lovely delia at her birsday shindig announced to bill that she invited him over to her dorm for me yes she did that and he was looking so fine in his button down shirt oh yea!!...so the original T and I were gonna party at RU but what does she do go to sleep of course so me and the second T decide to explore Delia's floor and I almost get crushed in the elevator and tina becomes an alcohol dealer oh and guess who we saw at breakfast... Christina Persuad with some not so good looking guy but she was showing off her ass to tina and deal...My heart broke twice last week first after the cubs lost and second after the f*ckin yankees beat the red sox what a cruel world I live in...I want to visit my sexy mamacita kristen...tray tray my love where have u been thursday night was so great b/c i finally got to see ur lovely face please come back to us...I hate school...remember you've all got a friend in jesus...P.S. Deal I hope u do well in psychology...Love the original Miss Piggly Wiggly" |
| 10-22-03: Theresa: "okay well i just got back from my date...IT DEFINATELY WAS NOT THAT GOOD...lol, and now i miss tom..how pathetic am i, i know hes an ass...but hanging out with other guys makes me want to be with his drugged out ass again...why? i must have mental problems...back to this date...guess where we went...the dreaded cafe 52 that shitwhole me and packman used to go to...he wants to take me to the opera...i never pictured myself there...this guy doesnt do drugs anymore, but he was a druggie in high school...what is it about the druggies that i attract..and he was arrested for beating some guy up when he was drunk with a shovel!!sounds like a winner...and no i didnt give him a kiss goodnight, im saving myself for the next drug dealer that comes around...or maybe georgie porgie when he comes home for christmas...who knows maybe we can get wasted!!" |
| 10-25-03: Sandra: "I dunno whats wrong with me but i soo don't feel like doing work!!...i don't want to end up like Delia...jeez girl get to class...Lots of it and scary stuff (hehe) not as scary as Delia's adventures but it'll do...my website www.geocities.com/sandrahuffine...PLEASE TALK TO ME!! I'M LONELY AND NEED MY SISTAS!" |
| 10-26-03: Theresa: "i cant wait until this weekend...i dont think that delia and tina wanna go trick or treating...lol, but april does, and i heard from some rutgers people that this weekend is like one of the best party weekends...soo if yall wanna party we should hang out here...soo if we go delia can cook us dinner...lol i dont kno im uterly confused." |
| 10-27-03: Ril: "Omg who doesn't want free candy ya'll who don't are utterly deranged and are killing ur inner child...i haven't drank in a long time with the exception of delia's party when i barely drank...tracy come over to the light side and come trick or treating with us...delia what's on the course for friday night ...hate u some of the time but love ya most of the time" |
| 10-30-03: Ril: "I just wanted to know those who were going trick or treating what time we were going and where i guess by deal's right since i heard she is making us turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and italian bread with the oil and for dessert pumpkin and apple pies....hahahahahaha i love halloween have a great mischief night |
| 10-29-03: Sandra: "honestly i don't know much of whats going on...thanks tracy and april for signing the book and i will never forget our "threesome"!" |
| 11-3-03: Ril: "I'm sorry i didn't get to see the beautiful faces of sandra and tracy this weekend but i'm greatly looking forward for our videotaped reunion (wink wink)...i just wanted to give a shout out to ya'll who went trick or treatin w/ me even though u didn't want to i appreciated it playing flip cup,hiding in a dog [house] w/ shit, falling out of trees, staring at bill,and getting sexual assulted by packy def made it the best halloween ever!!i'm not sure if i'm coming home this weekend b/c delia and tina are going to a wedding and guy won't invite me which reminds me yesterday when i went to pick up my stuff deanna was there so maybe they're getting back together...I hate guys!!! so i was thinking maybe if we can get kristen to go on a date w/ scuzzball( he really adores her) then me and bill could accompany them :)" |
| 11-6-03: Ril: "this is my first convo w/ bill ever thanks delia for giving me his sn: Bill: hey Ril: what up gangsta who's this Bill: nuttin billy who's this Ril: april Bill: o hey whats up Ril: nothing im so bored at school Bill: word Ril: so are u goin to guy's dad's wedding Bill: prolly not Ril: oh i wanted guy to bring me so that i could go but he's taking packy instead Bill: lol ehhh Ril: lol i know it's not like he's a hot date or anything either Bill: lol Ril: so did u hear that delia kissed joey today Bill: lol, no fuckin way Ril: yea tina threatened her to do it or she would go to the wedding delia said she wanted to throw up but i know she liked it Bill: how'd this happen tho, guy and dan were hangin out all day w/out joe Ril: i dunno she said he was there Bill: lol in front of everyone Ril: yep Bill: ha Ril: how come u weren't there you probably could have gotten a kiss too Bill: joe prolly had tunafish on his breath haha Ril: i wouldn't doubt it Bill: how long did they kiss for Ril: not to long ...very brief according to delia Bill: i c Ril: do u think it was his first kiss Bill: not sure, i think so Ril: oh that's so cute Bill: lol Ril: i think they'd make a cute couple Bill: joe delia and kristina? Ril: sure why not Bill: lol Ril: why u jealous? Bill: incredibly lol Ril: oh i see it's not fun when u have to watch them kiss all the time Bill: lol i'd prolly puke if i seen 2 of my guy friends kiss Ril: lol i think packy and guy will probably kiss soon Bill: lol i dont think guy would cheat on deanna tho Ril: oh there back together Bill: lol, no1 knows its like off and on every day, lol Ril: how come u didn't want to go to kristen's last sat Bill: i dunno what was there to do there Ril: drink i dunno Bill: i think im gonna drink tonight, bored Ril: oh i wish i could ....there's no alcohol in my vicinity Bill: that sux i prolly can't get it around here tho anyway Ril: i know i think im slowly becoming an alcoholic oh why Bill: dunno any1 to get it prolly not, if it doesn't take u that much to get drunk dan the man is on the path he can drink 12 beers no problem Ril: oh tell him i said hi Bill: i can only have anywhere from 6-9 i dunno where he is Ril: oh i thought when u said he was on the path he was coming to ur door or something i don't like beer i prefer shots Bill: nope, on the path of bein an alcoholic i'm goin to find something to do" |
| 11-5-03: Sandra: "we could just do it a delia's if thats cool with delia of course! I could still get Theresa over to Delia's house somehow since i already mentioned doing somthing with her during the day. Chris is also going to be picking up Nicolette, Greg, Alan, and Brian from RU and can bring them wherever just let us know...Oh I heard Tom would be a great addition to this shing ding and i know T would like him to be there so if anyone knows how to reach him or whatever clue him in...We need decorations ladies! Or any other ideas" |
| 11-6-03: Theresa: "guess what my birthday is next saturday, APRIL PLEASE COME BACK...it isnt goin to be the same without u....i hope everyone else is available to do something, whatever time im available, except i am goin out to lunch with my girl sandra and then we better all be hanging out...here is the recent knews...okay andres the maniac that i wetn on the date with ~ yeah well i saw him again and he was soo annoying soo i kinda acted like a bitch and wtf he called me again yesterday and i was just like ummm i cant go out with u again cuz i am getting back together with my ex...which is another i have to bring into the discussion...tom wants to get back together, i kno i am an idoit but i do like him...but i told him that i wouldnt get back together unless he stopped everything, then he said that he guessed he would have to do that...soo he said he was stopping...i acting naive for believing this..i guess i will jsut see how things turn out, delia and tina have fun at the wedding this weekend tell ur dad i said to do everything in moderation, and watch out for packy if he gets drunk agian...he gets a lil horny, and delia what is this i hear about u and joe kissing...lol, hmm okay? whatever gets u off...that is sick though...april i loved ur convo with bill, u should be like umm lets hook up, lets get married and have lots of babies named theresa....tracy i feel like i havent seen u in decades" |
| 11-7-03: Bonstein: "I had a great time on Halloween...it was the best time I had and it was nice to all be together again since it's hard w/ April in another country almost! lol Loving you! But we had some fun and thanks for teaching me flipcup b/c I taught sum ppl here n they love it! So hopefully we are getting together soon like before Thanksgiving! lol Nothing new here really but that I think I want to hook up w/ Dan...psych nah! got em! I want updates from everyone about there shit! Delia and Tina ..are you still in school or withdrawing from classes?? April are you still failing and coming back here instead? Theresa what up with Tom? Tray Tray where have u been all my life?? Delia and Tina have fun at the wedding! And Delia we need to go visit your dad soon cuz that was fun!" |
| 11-7-03: Bonstein: "So for Theresa's little party everyone better be able to make it! Hopefully we can have it at Delia's or we might be pretty screwed! So what is the plan on how we are getting her there? I know April is pretneding she isn't coming home...I already told her that I was gonna do sumthing that nite w/ her so maybe me Sandra and Tray or whatever can act like we are taking her out to eat and then Delia can be like I wanna go so we have to pick her up and everyone can hide in the backyard and we'll suprise her!! Something along that line would be great! She'll be suprised n happy! :) I told Tom about it already but I didn't get a response back so I'll talk to him again cuz i kno she wants him there!" |
| 11-7-03: Tracy: "Bon!!! thats a good idea woohoo im soo excited lol!!!" |
| 11-8-03: Tracy: "i miss high school!! i wanna get my cartilage pierced i think but i dont want it to hurt! so maybe ill just get another hole in my ear! ohh april guess what!? mr. wicke called katie the other day! haha i thought of you...its really nice out today i like it. sorry this email is really random.i think its my roomate's hair stuff bc its not in braids anymore." |
| 11-9-03: Ril: "what up gangsta's i hope ya'lls weekend was as eventful as mine...j/k mine was horrible ...i recieved a phone call from scuzzball aka dan telling me to go to packy's sister's house cuz bill was gonna be there so of course i was sooooo excited...my mom was visiting me so i had a ride home...anyway i decided to fuck bill j/k im still waiting til i'm married (i think) so i knock on her door to suprise her and nicolette answers but theresa went home...so luckily nico is such a great girl and not only entertains me but let's me sleep there too...so finally i arrive at tacky's sis's house but to my surprise no freaking bill...so i got drunk threw up and answered this lesbian's girls questions cuz she was sooo interested in tina who made a guest appearance...by the way kristen you are sooo lucky u didn't answer the phone cuz dan def. wanted u to come and he called me today saying he called u and u said u'd call him back and u didn't u are such a heartbreaker..so whatever im threw with that loser...NOT he's soo cute...Thanks Tracy for bringing up my heartache from last year the incredibly sexy and intelligent MR. Wicke oooo how i wish i could glance upon his beautiful face once more katie is so lucky to hear his voice...IM sooo jealous...this weekend is everybody's favorite red head's birthday.. THERESA!! anyway i'll quit my crazy ramblings and call it quits by the way tina and delia is benihana also known as the rabbit cuz i was watching sex and the city and they showed it and this vibe had pearls just like urs...isn't that sooo fucking cool" |
| 11-10-03: Ril: "so it's getting really close to our favorite red head's b-day!!! and we still have no definite plans. so last i heard delia said we couldn't have it at her house but she said she'd try to secure her pop's place since he's gonna be sexin it up on his honeymoon but i don't really know as long as bill comes and we get drunk i'm feelin good...anywayz what we gonna do about this whole party thing delia please respond where have u been...tina i miss u...i love being sneaky" |
| 11-9-03: Sandra: "First of all we need a place to go! i'm really sorry we weren't able to have it at my house...As for giving a ride to nicolette and the boyz me and chris can still do that if you guys need to be somewhere for this shing ding just as long as its not too far." |
| 11-9-03: Theresa: "my weekend was kinda depressing, it consisted majorly of studying and then i saw tom and jaime, and just to keep u up to date we arent back together, but we act like it...yeah okay soo everyone do not make plans for saturday night because we are all hanging out...EVERYONE BETTER COME, oo and i dotn kno what we are doin soo somebody think of something fun..lol...delia and tina ...how was the wedding??? delia, have u been to any classes??? and tina how is work goin??? r u working there full time now?? april please please please come home...kristen is finally recieving our emails..hey girl, i need to come up to kean again, i havent been kicked in a while and i kno that ur roomate misses my sex conversations...lol, good times good times" |
| 11-10-03: Nicolette: "I know for a fact that theresa is seeing tom then. So...you dont have to worry about her not seeing him...love,nicolette <---- correct spelling" |
| 11-10-03: Ril: "I'm sooo excited that everything is coming together. I don't think that anyone else should say that they aren't gonna be there on saturday or else she'll get suspicious or really depressed. So sandra, tracy, nicolette, and kristen are all gonna hang out w/ her and bring her to delia's pops how i don't know but i think delia's idea of blindfolding and gaging was a great idea. Then chris will come and pick up the other ru guys and bring them( i guess) and me and tina and delia and katie will be setting up her house to party. LOL i was just thinking of drunk kareoke tracy" |
| 11-10-03: Sandra: "Oh we finally have a plan yippie! but i was thinking of going with chris when he drives the boys...i'm going to feel bad that i can't drink (lol) as far as getting there if delia you could just give me an address we'll do a map quest cause thats the easiest thing for me to read." |
| 11-10-03: Tracy: "im really happy we have things all settled!! kinda...this is confusing...hmm ok im so excited it'll be so much fun...april def. bring karoake!!!!" |
| 11-11-03: Ril: "I just have to say something in response to delia saying "and if anyone told tom dont say anythin about it, cause then bill wont go...and i dont want to have to deal with that" what precisely does that mean. It wasn't my idea not to let Tom go and also don't try to make me look like the bad guy sometimes ur soo evil. If guy doesn't go then we prob. can't have the party anyway since he'll do something drastic. Sometimes ur soo evil delia but i happen to love the devil so ur in luck. Anyways we're gonna have to hide all of the cars so she doesn't figure it out until she gets to the door...I got more pictures developed but there just bad ones of graduation and of sr.donna how i miss that lovely woman....not! delia u betta stop talkin shiot...a-p-r-i-l what's that spell the bestest in the whole world damn straight" |
| 11-11-03: Tina: "hola to all my girlies, Sorry i havent responded in like ten million years but i've been workin my ass off..today is my first day off..so i'm soo lookin foward to sat night its gonna be soo much fun..just like holloween...we have some crazy times..lol...so i think everyone has planned everything good like the surprise and everything..so i dont really have any input on that...i cant wait to see all ur beautiful faces...by the way just too update u all delia got into her 4th accident the other day while i was at work...so try and stay away from her while ur on the road and if she ever offers to drive just say NO!! and also she flipped over the other day on the dance floor at the wedding..hahahah no that didnt really happen but if it did it would have been hillarious...the one and only sexy,Tina baby" |
| 11-12-03: Sandra: "First of all i'm not mad at anyone including you april, the away message dealt with a different situation. If anything i'm mad at the situation not mad at the people. I'm sorry i'm not able to go and its seriously fine that you have the party later...i hope everything works out and get drunk off your asses guys!" |
| 11-13-03: Ril: "hola amigas,i'm glad that u're not mad at me sandra cuz ur a great friend and i wouldn't want u to be upset w/ me it's just been very stressful trying to get everything in order for saturday. I've seriously seen my life flash before my eyes because it's seriously almost tornado winds down here in pennsy. i have no idea what time anything is gonna be happening so delia if u'd like to set up a time please do so. Also nicolette could u let me know if anyone from ru is gonna go like greg or brian and if they do they can sleep over they just gotta bring pillows and blankets for themselves that's all i can think of. You wanna know what me and Jesus have in common? We both love ya. Goodluck and godspeed." |
| 11-14-03: Ril: "let me apologize to all of you who wasted two minutes of your life reading delia's e-mail full of lies. I have no idea what she is talking about firstly that was packy who threw up all over the bathroom i made it into the toilet bowl secondly i don't like ur gay brother, scuzzball, and i no longer like bill. Thirdly the times u got are all wrong cuz me and tina we're telling everyone to be there at 7-730 and theresa will get there at 8 or something but we'll call you guys to confirm it. Anywayz i love u delia u know that and we are gonna have a blast tomorrow w/ flip cup and drunk kareoke. it's always better in iselin that nova" |
| 11-14-03: Bonstein: "now hold on....before delia calls me n tracy to pick up the alcohol at delia's dad's hosue where will we be?? cuz dont u think ktheresa will be a lil suspicious of us driving all the way down to delia's dad's house to pick up the liqour...it is dellia's dad's house??...and thanks delia for keeping the tradition of calling me "bonstein" from PL. lol loving u! i missed it! okkk soo i cant wait for this!im bringing like 2 cameras! and the party n liqour is what every1 is getting t for her bday right! lol good cuz i have no money :( and what r we doin tonite april/.?? im sorry when u called me last nite n told me the plans for tonite n tom. i wasnt listenign i was really drunk lol soo u have to call me later or ill call u when i get home atbout 5 ok ! i love you allll oooodles n doodles!!!!" |
| 11-15-03: Theresa: "i just wanted to say thank u soo much for everything u all did for me this weekend...this seriously was the best birthday imaginable, and i am soo thankful for friends like u....in college soo far, i havent met anyone who compares to what we all have, and that makes me realize that our circle of friends is soo fucking special...i fucking love u guys...what u all did for me was sooooo nice and i will never forget it...although u all now kno that i can be a very emotional drunk...i hate fucking crying, but seriously who wasnt crying on saturday night? lol...i love u guys, and i miss u all soo much. i want u to all come here soo i can live with u and we can have parties like that all the time. Besides the crying and the throwing up of all aprils cake...that was probably the most fun i have had. Thank u for putting soo much time into my birthday, it really means a lot. i dont think i could ask for better friends. u guys are soo thoughtful. i dotn even kno how to put into words how happy i am. i swear the whole ride home i had a smile on my face, cuz u guys made my year. that was my first suprise party...and it was fucking awesome <3..i love u guys more than u can even imagine...i will never ever ever ever forget what u did for me, and i swear i will eventually do something for all of u that tops this...im sooo happy that we havent turned into the normal high school friendships where they never talk again...i kno what we have is soooo much more, and that we are gonna last forever. i cant wait until we all move to the same block and terrorize the rest of our neighbors...kristen, u seriously are one of my favorite people in the entire world, u understand everything and u are alwasy there for me no matter what...april, girl u made my birthday when u ran out with the video camcorder and busted ur ass. i think that was the funniest thing in the entire world and i love u soo much. when i thought u werent coming i was soo upset. i was telling my mom about how u couldnt come home becuase we're bonded for life and i watn u there for everything u kno...lol, i miss u and i want u to transfer to rutgers...delia, what would i do without u...we have been friends since kindergarden and been through soo much together...i dont kno what i would do without a stalking partner like u, and u really are a good cook....u kno even though u made us green chicken that one time...that last thanksgiving dinner was really good...u should become a cook...lol and then u could cook for us on every holiday and u wouldnt have to skip ur regular college classes...cuz u would go to culinary arts or something and ur classes involves baking...lol, i cant wait till our next camping excursion..lol, me u and tina r wilderness professionals now...delia seriously is ranger delia...she is really good at setting up tents....tina, i am really happy that we r still friends, and i definately do miss our conversations in art class about all the people we hated, lol...especially the poeple in our class..hmmm, the good old days of lora's bf cheating on her and all the other gossip we learned...lol, i would never ever go back to that shit though...although mr. kronimyer was a nutcase, i dotn think he appreciated our artistic abilities...we were merely to complex for him, and i miss our summer too...lol, u were there for my first ticket, cuz we r dumbasses and forgot to put money in the meter...lol, and remember when we were driving to toms house one day and we told them we were drunk and u were driving like a mad woman up and down the street...good times, good times....sandra i wish u could have attended my suprise party, but ur house and lunch were very enjoyable. i hope next time u can join us for another get together...YES NOTE THANKSGIVING DINNER IS THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING...LOCATION IS UNKOWN, BUT IF NO OTHER OPTIONS ARISE IT CAN BE AT MY HOUSE...I AM GETTING APPLE PIE FROM THE PRICE CLUB...AND WHATEVER ELSE IS NEEDED IM SURE I CAN PICK IT UP...OKAY BACK....i wish that u would transfer to rutgers too....and last but certainly not least my love tracy...i dont kno how i would have survived hs without u there through all four years..u were my best friend, and even though we dont talk as much as i would like i love u soo much. i want to see u during school more, and i wish we didnt have as much work and u were on busch soo i could bother u everyday...hopefully we can get together on thursay...THAT GOES FOR TINA AND DELIA AS WELL...to attend dinner at the lovely busch dining hall, is that the 20? the 20th is thanksgiving dinner at rutgers for all who r interested...lol, okay hunny well i love u and i miss u...mwah, ur my favorite once pen pal..lol, the good old days of writing about kevin henry and tim...what was i thinking...guys, i love u all soo much and i think we get along soo well because we r all different. it probably wouldnt work if we were missing any one of u, thank u again for everything...lol, i am soo fucking gulible, u should have seen me, i was soo upset when i thought that delia and tina and april couldnt hang out..i was telling tom that i missed all of u guys and i started crying cuz i really do wish we could hang out...i dont want to meet new people cuz i just want it to be us still, i hate not having u all here =( well i am about to go out to dinner with the family, and this is getting kinda long, i love u soooooo much and cant wait to see all of ur smiling faces on our thanksgiving dinner...and april bring ur video cuz i want to see it" |
| 11-17-03: Bonstein: "oh theresa im soo happy that you loved your party! it was hard work but it was soooooooooooo fucking worth it!! we like changed a million things lol but it worked out! delia thanks for letting us have it at your dad's house! i'm glad we werent out of control n no cops came! i had soo much fun this weekend! i really needed it! i hope everyone else did too! well we know april did....lol i love u hunny! and im sorry i wasnt there to pry dan away from ur sexy ass! i'm glad u said "not me, not now" though ...i mean he was out of control! n dont worry bout bill...hes a loser for leaving early and being a dick at the party! pooo on him! i'm jsut really happy we all were together n had a good time! however, sandra we wished you could of been there but its ok cuz there will be more fun to come! i mean there were the occasional crying periods..n the throwing up..n the yelling n screaming for the hidden vodka and all that shit but it was fucking great! theresa i love u forever n im glad it was the best birthday every! u deserved it....now we have to throw one for april tho or else she'll get mad lol i love u! but shhh dont tell her! if you are still coming up friday that is great!...now for the thanksgiving dinner! where is it and what time??? and what should i make!?!?? i can do my mashed potatoes again or biscuits or wutever else there is at thanksgiving! just let me knkow and ill bake it up....i can also do brownies or any kidn of desert! so i hope everyone has a fun filled week!!! hehe cant wait to see the video and pics from the party!!!!!! april bring it to the thanksgiving dinner so we can watch it! Kristen "BonBon" Bonstein" |
| 11-17-03: Ril: "I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank ya'll for comforting me in my bouts of sadness and for helping me off the floor when i was body slammed into the ground. I dropped off my pictures today which is a first i might add so i'll get them back on wednesday and i already watched the video and it's mostly just me being stupid but if ya'll wanna watch it u can. Delia make ur turkey again it was sooo delicious. mmmmm i can't wait. and no kristen i wouldn't be mad if i didn't have a surprise party all i want is to see ya'llj/k all i want is a sexy guy lots of vodka and a bed j/k again ya'll are so gullible ...yesterday i had the biggest headache and when i got home i slept till 4 so no more drinking for me EVER!!!! or at least this weekend ... sandra u have to come to thanksgiving dinner and we will not accept no from u this time cuz i'll drag ur beautiful but there and chain u up in a chair hahahaha i'm feeling very sadistic lately.... anyways yea u are right bill is a loser i mean he couldn't even hold his liquor as was evident the next morning in the toilet mmmmmmm by the way i just wanted to tell u that i saw him and morgan online last night and didn't talk to them at all why u might ask b/c i hate them and am sooo over there ugly asses for real this time... i'm just gonna be asexual for a while...the incredible eadable ril" |
| 12-1-03: Ril: "Hey ya (lend me some sugar i am ur neighbor) I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and not to worry sandra we are gonna have an even better winter break with u. Thanks to delia who so graciously lended us her house to use and abuse for our dinner and for the delicious turkey (that she threw away for no reason) and for the gravy and for everyone else's yummy food ( thanks to ya'll i gained five pounds that night). Anyway if u guys want to do anything for christmas i know some of u don't have money but if any one else wants to join me, delia , and tina in our secret santa thing please do so it'll be soo much fun tis the season for giving!!!! also maybe we could at least do stocking stuffers cuz they were all so cute!!!! anyway how come no one has written any e-mails in a long time cuz i miss them so much!!!!omg guess what i kinda like morgan again so out of the blue he was talking to me online and asking me questions about if i had a boy and what not and he asked for my # but unfortunately i couldn't give it to him b/c of the whole cell phone situation...at corey's morgan was coming and he hugged my hair twice but then he went to delilah's so i told corey that i would have given morgan his own private show if he came so anyway they all coerced me into videotaping my feelings about morgan it was soooo embarrassing!!! so yesterday kristin told me that she talked to morgan online and he said that he saw the video and thought that i was cute and funny and that it was the first time he saw me sooo shy so whatever!!!! it's not like anythings even gonna happen cuz i'll prob just run away from him again like last summer...don't forget to shake it like a poloraid....april aka gangsta" |
| 11-10-03: Delia: "yo what up fools!! ok so im officially going to drop all of my courses for the fall semester so i get no Fs. ok well i have secured the place for saturday night. my fathers house its in middletown..like 15 minutes from mah house. ok so heres the deal guy said he will not go if tom goes he said one main reason was cocaine or something i dunno and also tom might bring a posse which could cause a disaster---you know something breaking in the house. so hopefully theresa can hang out with tom friday night..nicollette (i dont kno how to spell u name i keep thinkin of gillette) try to get her to hang out with tom on friday ;-). so i was thinking maybe we can get her in a car put a paper bag like a shoprite bag (not PLASTiC..PLASTIC BAG!! lol april) and like gag her like they did in jawbreaker cause she would know if she could see and hear that we were going to my dads u know? so guy said he would get the liquor...so he will get beer cause then we can play flip cup..lol... but he cant buy it until he gets money...so problem there is i have no money to give him for everyone...so maybe like saturday or sooner u guys can drop off a couple dollars and ill give it to guy, if u want anything else then that will be extra moola, or u can get it urself ok so aprils gonna fuck bill, theresa gets packy, nicollete gets joey, tracy gets guy, bonstein gets dan, and i get tina...that sounds like a plan. ok and if u guys wanna sleep at my dads thats fine too. well i havent been to class in a while my moms complainin..wait til she finds out i dropped all my classes...lol.by the way the wedding was fun, open bar we drank and smoked and drank and smoked...it was like a little cycle for me and tina at the party. omg i have like cousins and ish all names kristina or tina so tina was really confused. ahh this is insane...y do i attend college? nobody knows. ok well im off and remember someones gotta uninvite tom or maybe he'll forget with his snortin skills. p.s. im gona send out another email right now sayin me and tina cant hang out with theresa on saturday. ok so just to let u know im bein sneaky....i like doin this this is fun." |
| 11-10-03: Delia: "so theresa soon to be 18 i hear...dont worry i dont see any wrinkles on u yet. i am here to inform all of u that i am sorry to say this but tina and i cannot make it to hang out on saturday. im very sorry theresa, tina has work and i might be going with my oma and opa to visit my aunt in maine. well i hope everyone has a lotta fun though and thing of me when ur having it!!<<-- i dunno what thats supposed to mean..im so tired. my mom thinks im flunkin out and a drug addict and alcoholic. she found my shot glasses in the breezeway i dont know from how long theyve been in there and i dont remember or kno how they go in there and then she found beer cans on the ground and in the car ride from kristina she said i smelt like smoke and she said quote"thats not what cigarette smoke smells like". i swear my moms psychic i think she knows im flunkin. i dunno. well im outtie...have funn but not too much where u pass out theresa..i know u..u drink and 2 minutes later ur sprawled out on the floor sleepin...and then people come and kick u. p.s. me and tina danced at the wedding i think it was the combination of like 20 drinks and weed that did it....hilarious stuff" |
| 11-11-03: Delia: "ok i got the plan: ok so april, tina, me, and katie will be setting up "gory's" house. then u got tracy, bonstein, sandra and nicolette (i spelled it right i think) chillin with theresa. then chris is gettin the rutgers peeps u know like greg and whatnot...so im thinkin chris has gotta get outta rutgers before the theresa posse does. so greg and crew will have to say there goin somewhere and tracy and crew will have to hold back theresa from going with them so then theresa is still in her dorm room when chris drives everyone to gorys house. so then chris will give me a call when he reaches the raritan river toll booth over the bridge on the parkway. then well heres my idea (cuz if we blindfold and gag her she'll expect somethin so we really gotta suprise her when she gets there not before, and u dont want her to be in excitement for the 20 minute car ride from rutgers.) so ill call up like bonstein and ask her feed the cat or i know maybe ill say that i left theresa a bday present or somethin at my dads...or maybe ill say that i left a bottle of 99 apples at my dads or somethin and tell her she can have it and that she should get it before my dad gets home. and then theresas posse hop in a car and drive down to gorys house, and then u all get out of the car and enter the house through the front door and bam surprise its all done. so april said shes gonna get some drunk kareoke goin.thank you nicolette for notifyin my about tom hangin with theresa on friday cause then maybe theresa wont care as much...i dunno...and if anyone told tom dont say anythin about it, cause then bill wont go...and i dont want to have to deal with that and anyways guy is our alchol man so we really need him to go. oh yea and whoevers drivin down theresa...whoeverscar ur takin make sure u have like blankets and pillows in the trunk...cuz ifur sleepin over u'll need em....p.s. the feeding the cat idea was really tinas." |
| 11-14-03: Delia: "first saturday umm i think tracy and bonstein are going to meet nicolette and theresa at the dorm after lunch will el sandra. then keep her entertained for a couple hours.i think ima pick up greg and alan at around 5:30 at the student center...now would this be the busch student center...moving on. then i'll call kristen to tell her i left alcohol as theresa's bday present at my dads when we're a safe distance away...probably in the 6:?? area. so then everyone gets drunk eh? ok but heres the deal if anyone throws up they gotta clean it up themselves...cuz that was nasty last time when i had to clean it up at my house. when u get here park in the front of the house, like directly in front and then i'll leave the front door unlocked and just walk in. it'll be scary cause its dark outside and its scary at my dads. ok well people said $3 is what were collecting and alls were getting is beer...so if anyone has a problem with beer notify me or someone today...by callin them preferably cause were buyin it today. and were playin flip cup once again i believe. but remember about the throw up situation (april)....lol. april likes gaylord fucker she told me yesterday and she also likes danthe other man... sorry kristen aprils gonna take ur man. crack is whack!!-snowgirl (mah codename)" |
| 11-17-03: Delia: "hey yo wattup ladies..its delia ur woman....and im here to say that thank yall makin it such a grand occassion for theresas 18th surprise party. it was a looot of fun! there was a lot of people goin insane..i.e. april. lol...it was all good though..sorry about all the drama with tom and whatnot...using his place was well worth it. wow...april how big was it...muy pequeno?...lol...cant believe we did that packy. and bill was so nasty man...he kept throwin up at like 2 in the mornin..then he just left... and dan was outta control.. first with tracy..which i saw...but i didnt see him doin anythin to april but april i woulda stopped him if i did. we should all become neighbors like theresa said and terrorize all the other neighbors on our street..that would be hot.theresa happy birthday, and everyone thanks for a good time. it was a lotta fun. and the cake was so good for the little bit that made it in my mouth, and april i'm sorry for pushin u on the ground..but i was on the phone wit theresa and i told u to be quiet and u started screamin at me so i pushed u back but i didnt mean for u to fall im sorry. i want to see ur video april please....i remember alan told u theresa was outside and he shut the closet doors on u to hide u and the camera light was like shinin through the cracks of the doors...and u started screaming. and i just wanted to let u all know that on that football game madden 2004 that everyone was playin..well i made us a team...its got like everyone on it...it even has joey as a scrawny little kicker and i'm the quarterback. ONE |