Duck Duck Geese.

A Fatal Fury fanfic by Mike Bush

June 4th, 2003


*Note*
This fanfic continues off my earlier fanfic "Themes of a Mature manner." 
So if you haven't read it yet, you should do so before reading this.

In this mini-series of fanfics, I protray the Fatal Fury fighters in a different light. They are all sort of pervs. Which is not to say they aren't really, but take the way I use them lightly. This is just for the humor factor. And I try never to go TOO far.

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	Geese Howard sat on a broken  park bench in what was left of Southtown. His head buried in his hands which were resting on his lap. Tears began to fill his eyes. Why was this man on the brink of a mental meltdown? What could cause this great fighter to temble?

	"I need a woman!" He roared, looking skyward and raising his fists up into the air. "I'm sick and tired of being alone dammit. I'm getting old. The next time someone kills me,  I might not be able to come back as easily. I need some of that poon tang pie!

	Geese stood and began mindlessly pacing around the street. "Mature turned me down. She had the nerve to try to beat me up. Luckily I wasted her... well I got away anyway."

	He sat back down briefly. "I wonder where Mai is right now. She is pretty bouncy. I could go for a girl like her." He chuckled and suddenly felt the need to stand up again. "Little Geese is telling me she is the one I need to find. So be it."

	Geese booked a flight to Tokyo. A fighting tournament was going to be held there in a few days. Joe Higashi and Andy Bogard were announced in the commericals as being the top stars expected to attend. Geese knew Mai liked to hang around Andy. This was his chance to get some.


	Joe, Andy, and Mai had just arrived at their hotel in Tokyo. Joe immediatly turned on the T.V.

	"You think they have spankervision?" Joe asked Andy.

	Andy gave him a look. "I don't know Joe," was his reply.

	Mai jumped onto one of the two beds in the room. "Come sit Andy!"

	"That's okay," Andy said nervously. "I think I need a shower."

	"I'll join you then!" Mai jumped up and dragged Andy into the bathroom.
	
	"They do!" Joe suddenly yelled. "You guy's take your time!"

	
	In the room across from them, another guest was just arriving. He put down his bag on the bed and quickly opened it up. A small duckling jumped and began running around the room.

	"Hey, sorry pal!" The man said. "They never would have let you in 1st class with me."

	The duckling leaped onto the man, knocking him down on the bed. It then began dancing on his chest.

	"I'm sure you are glad to get outta there! Let's groove together!" The man got off the bed and began break dancing on the floor, while his pet did the same on the bed. "Wahoo! Wonderful!"


	The night of the first day of the tournament came and all the contestants went to the ring area.

	"I can't wait!" Joe said abruptly.

	"This should be fun," Andy replied. "We haven't been in a serious fight in a few months."

	"My legs hurt with anticipation. Hey where is Mai?"

	"I told her to stay in the hotel room. I don't need some thug trying to take her hostage or something just so his buddy can get a free win."

	"Makes sense I guess, but I think Mai can take care of herself." Joe shruged, guessing that Andy knew best. He could tell that Andy cared very deeply for Mai.

	The man that had stayed across from them in their hotel was still asleep. His alarm clock didn't wake him up, as he left it in his bag on the floor next to the bed. His pet duckling jumped on his chest over and over again but was only replied with a loud snoring noise. The intelligent pet decided to go look for some ice. Not finding any in the room, he escaped through the door that wasn't quite closed all the way.

	To it's surprise once outside in the hall, it witnessed a man picking the lock to the room across from his master's room. The duckling ran back into it's room and jumped on his master's chest again and again, making loud high pitched screams. Anything to wake him up and let him know about what was going on. Finally the man awoke.

	"Hey man," He said a little drowsy. "You are going to give me a bruse before I even get to fight....." He then realized he had overslept. "Aww dude, I forgot to take the clock outta the bag! I'm so dumb sometimes!" He got up and got dressed real quickly.  The duckling tried to get his attention to try to let him know there was trouble outside, but the man was too busy getting ready.

	He went out the door, dressed in his fighting attire. He wore a blue shirt with a yellow jacket over it. He also had a yellow pair of sweatpants with blue linings around it. He had the hood of his jacket over his head.

	He noticed the door across from him was wide open. The duckling ran into the room. "Hey ducky!" The Man yelled. "Come on back! We have a fight to catch! We are late you know you stupid duck!" He walked into the room to see Geese with his hand over Mai's mouth subdueing her with some sort of smell coming from the cloth in his hand, clutching her tightly with his other arm.

	"Get out of here and forget what you have seen!" Geese yelled at the man.

	"A lady in distress!" The man exclaimed. "Forget the fight ducky, let's kick this guy's ass!"

	Geese got a better look at the man standing across the room from him. "Duck King!"

	"The one and only!"

	"You should know better than to ignore a direct order from me you punk! Get out of here now! She is mine."

	"I can't let a beautiful lady be taken by someone as uncool as you," Duck King said and charged forward with his spinning ball attack.

	"You fool!" Geese yelled out, running away. "You'll hit Mai!"

	Duck King stopped at the last second, catching the falling Mai who was nearly knocked out from the fumes. "Stay here pretty lady, I have business to take care of." He turned toward Geese who was standing at the doorway of the room.

	"I can't believe you did that!" Geese screamed. He threw his arm forward letting out a stream of ki energy toward Duck King and Mai.

	Duck King grabbed Mai into his arms and leapt up into the air, letting the blast hit the wall. He landed and set Mai down on the bed.

	"You can't win!" Duck King proclaimed.

	Geese just laughed. "You think you are a match for me!? Come outside and we'll settle this!" Geese walked away with Duck King following closely behind.


	Back at the tournament, Andy had just won his first round bout. Joe was up next.

	"I'm going back to the hotel alright?" Andy said to Joe. "I know you want me to watch you fight, but I have a bad feeling about Mai."

	"It's fine," Joe said. "I'll join you in about 5 minutes!" He winked at Andy and turned to get into the ring.

	Andy rushed out of the building and got into his rental car. Going way past the speed limit, he made his way to the hotel. Outside the front doors, two men were fighting.

	"You are pathetic," Geese said to Duck King who was trying to pick himself back up off the ground. "You never should have gone against my authority."

	"You are stronger than I am," Duck King said. "But that doesn't change the fact that I am.." Duck King coughed up some blood. "I will always be.. cooler than you." He dropped back to the ground, unconcious.

	Geese let out an evil laugh.

	"Geese!" Andy exclaimed.

	"Oh great! You are here!" Geese ran into the hotel.

	"Get back here! You aren't getting my Mai!" Andy chased after Geese.

	They both got to the hotel room where Mai was. Andy grabbed the back of Geese's shirt as he entered the room. Geese turned around and kicked Andy straight through the door across the hall. Duck King's duckling came running out the door and bit Geese on the leg.

	"Ahh! You insignificant worm!" Geese kicked the duckling so hard it hit the ceiling in the hall and came crashing down to the floor.

	Mai then woke up, shaking her head.

	"This isn't going to be easy," Geese said to himself and began walking toward Mai.

	"Oh no you don't!" Mai yelled out. "You took me by surprise the first time, but now I see you coming!" She took out her fans and got into a defenseive stance.

	"I'm so scared," Geese said with a smile. "I just knocked your boyfriend out with one kick, what are you going to do?'

	Andy rushed Geese from behind, knocking him bellyfirst onto the bed. "Don't underestimate the brother of Terry Bogard!"

	Mai took the cloth that Geese attacked her with earlier and shoved it in Geese's face. Geese struggled and was successful in getting Mai off. He threw out a punch but it was caught by Andy who threw the arm aside and landed an elbow straight into Geese's chest. Geese slumped down to the floor, gasping for breath.

	Mai ran to Andy, hugging him tightly. "I'm so glad you came!"

	"He's not out yet," Andy said, not returning the embrace. "Get up!" He said to Geese. He kicked Geese in the head while he was still slumped over. Geese's eyes flashed red in anger. Andy kicked toward's Geese's head again but Geese catch his leg and used the momentum to throw Andy down.

	Geese then tackled Andy to the ground letting loose with a barrage of punches before Mai was able to kick Geese in the face, knocking him off of her boyfriend.

	"This double teaming is pissing me off!" Geese declared, inching towards the door. "You are supposed to be the heros!"

	"Shut up!" Andy said angrily. "As soon as I can stand, you are dead."

	Mai threw one of her fans, just missing Geese's head and sticking in the opened door of the hotel room. "Leave this place now, or I'll let him kill you!"

	Geese thought it over for a few seconds and then turned his back and walked away.

	Unfortunetly for him, Joe arrived at the hotel and spotted Geese leaving his hotel room.

	"Geese Howard!" Joe said pointing his finger toward him. "What have you done to my friends?"

	Geese looked at Joe and his head slumped down. "Can't you people just leave an old man alone?"

	Geese walked slowly toward Joe. Joe got in a defensive stance, waiting for Geese to strike. But he did not strike, he just walked right past Joe and out of the hotel completely.

	"I'm too old for this game of love," Geese muttered to himself.

	"You!" came a voice.

	"God no!" Geese yelled out. "Leave me alone!"

	Duck King stood up from the place he had been knocked out on for the last 10 minutes.

	"We aren't through! I'm still standing!"

	"Don't you have a tournament?" Geese said, trying to get out of the fight.

	"Damn!" Duck King said running toward the arena.

	Geese stumbled away, back to the broken city of  Southtown.  A quiet place where no one would bother him. With no women to deny him, no men to fight him. A nice place to retire.