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Name Tag: : Brian McCoach
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Are Prendie girls phat? : I hate them
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Occupation : I don't care
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Speak your mind: : Why do you have this dumb site, I hate it and all of you. I hate my dogs. I hate all movies, including Gladiator and 6th Sense. I hate...
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Let'em have it : I hate Fred. I also hate penn state. I hate work. I hate this computer. I hate my house. I hate whoever is reading this, actually I hate everything.
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Name Tag: : Rita Izzi
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Are Prendie girls phat? : No, but I am
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Occupation : Bonner School Nurse
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Speak your mind: : Andrew these students come in everyday asking for a physical, but everytime that I grab their big testicles and tell them to cough all they do is say faster and harder.
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Let'em have it : oh yeah, now that the remote is broke could you please stop changing the channels with your nose, you aren't that lazy that you don't have to get off the couch. I'll send up some of your prescription tissues also.
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Name Tag: : colleen Reilly
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Are Prendie girls phat? : not as fat as us
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Occupation : Model
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Speak your mind: : Fred, I was wondering why you didn't talk to me this weekend. I would have let you violate me again if you wanted to.
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Let'em have it : I hope that it wasn't the rash that I had over my eye. That was from load that I tood from Roth on Friday night. Now I look like him, scratching and ashy all over my face. Love ya Freddy baby
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Name Tag: : coleman
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Are Prendie girls phat? : yeah, but not me
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Occupation : nob slobber
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Speak your mind: : Kev, I could really go for your big cock tonight. You are the best lover this side of the mississippii.
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Let'em have it : I promise to tell everybody too, so you can be all proud of fucking the biggest bitch up penn state.
I love big balls.
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Name Tag: : Kevin Penator
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : No but he loves 13 year olds
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Hobbies: : Surfing, hanging out at the Pier 88 and coleman
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : Not a fucking clue, but you know what, I am glad because everytime I find the house, I catch my mom banging a different for fun.
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Tell us about McCoach... : I love him! He has a huge cock and love it on my chin. We have a great relationship, but it is time to move on! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DOWN THE SHORE! WOWOWOWOWOWOW!
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Name Tag: : Ricky Penater
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : On my daughter he did last week
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Hobbies: : Tattoos, beer, and a pickup. Everything a white trash person needs.
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : kev, they told me not to tell you but they moved to detroit to give comfort to your twin mark from home improvement. He is really having a tough time ever since you two finally met last year.
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Tell us about McCoach... : I hear that he really likes people and meeting new friends. he never disagrees or hates anything. Sounds to me like he is a really nice person. I never saw a 12 year old with that much back and facial hair in my life though, for a small kid his size.
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Name Tag: : The lump on Izzi' s dick
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : he touched it
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Hobbies: : making Andrew extremely worried because he does not know what i am
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : everyone knows where karen is. She wouldn't bang andrew because of the disgusting growth on his bird.
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Tell us about McCoach... : Andrew please stop trying to pop me i am not a zit. I thought that no one knew i was down here,i guess everyone will find out now. if you don't know what im talking about just ask Andrew about me he would be delighted to explain and show me off
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Name Tag: : Coleman
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : i don't Know why any guy would hit on me for, except for penator
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Hobbies: : fucking skinny fat kids like Kev.
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : Who cares where those people are. i only bang kev because i feel sorry for his pathetic ass, he also told me he loves me. i thought that was really weird
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Tell us about McCoach... : When i fuck kev it gets so boring that sometimes i strap one on and pound his ass. He cries like a wild donkey
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Name Tag: : Tricia Jones
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : Of Course not, I love Brian
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Hobbies: : wining, lying, telling stories and driving home every weekend
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : I think that he is so lucky to have parents in love as much as brian and me. I also think that he is nice even if he doesn't have a home or a dog. you guys should stop making fun of him and his one love, COLE - MAN
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Tell us about McCoach... : He is fatter than me, but I am on his toes. He so lucky to have friends like you's to talk about him so much behind his back. I want you and your little round body you sexy ape. Also, Hunter is always allowed back to visit up penn state because he is and
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Name Tag: : kevin penater
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : no but jeff has, you no jeff, we works at the pier
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Hobbies: : telling people i have girlfriends down the shore when noboby believes me
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : Some where with matt lake, jeff, coleman, and the avalon lifeguards. One day i will realize I am not them and finish college
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Tell us about McCoach... : Who? does he live down the shore?
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Name Tag: : Fred Deberardinis & Mrs. Mitchell
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Has Fred hit on you lately? : Yes. We are now a couple
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Hobbies: : Waking up at 2:30 p.m. and doing nothing all day together
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Does anybody know where Penater's parents live? : No. But we can take a day trip together and find out if you want us to. We can drive around in our 30,000 dollar car that Fred's dad bought him. Note: Fred's 23 and a college grad.
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Tell us about McCoach... : He gets spoon fed taco bell, structure clothes, and brand new Maximas. My fault, thats Fred.
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Name Tag: : Benj
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Name something hairier than Bri: : Meghans bush!!
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Occupation: : following my look-alike dwarf girlfriend around
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What bothers you about Simone? : Let's see, he hates my girlfriend so I hate him. My balls aren't as big as his so I can't please Meghan as much as he can and he threw my do across the room!
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Scott Hunter is a fucking.... : load. He may be about the only one that would actually give me the time of day if I saw him out. I don't know why everyone rips him up.
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Name Tag: : Meghan
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Name something hairier than Bri: : Benj's ass
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Occupation: : Telling Benj what to do
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What bothers you about Simone? : He's known my boyfriend longer then I have, he's seen him naked, he's lived with him, and he hates me because I stole his friend from him.
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Scott Hunter is a fucking.... : I am not sure exactly what he is but if he is or was ever friends with Benj or even knew of him for that matter, I HATE HIM!!!
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Name Tag: : Scott Hunter
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Name something hairier than Bri: : Franklin in the summer
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Occupation: : Writing on this WebSite and then going to the Predie Site to write on that
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What bothers you about Simone? : That Mitchel can't stand him just because the fat, bald meatball gets to live with Hot Girls during the week and has his own place on the weekendends where he can smoke pot in their rooms and avoid that little pale kid like a dirty disease.
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Scott Hunter is a fucking.... : Great guy to hang out with. I'm just proud to be a part of this Web Site and appreciate everything that has been said about me. Thank you everyone and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Name Tag: : Potato Nuts
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Call sign: : Goose
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Fred please stop... : stealing my hair plugs and selling them for profit.
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : any scum bag that would sleep with Kevin Penater. Where are his parents?
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Name Tag: : Joe Pa
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Call sign: : Terno
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Fred please stop... : always smiling like a retarded chimp.
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : Brian McCoach in a Prendie uniform. I like em' short and hairy.
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Name Tag: : McCoach
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Call sign: : Chewbacca
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Fred please stop... : leaving your toothbrush around because it gives me the temptation to brush my asshole clean
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : There is no favorite. I hate them all except for my true love... "I love you baby"
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Name Tag: : Freddie D
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Call sign: : The loser with no job who coaches grade school football.
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Fred please stop... : Acting like you have a life, when you spend most of your dad's income and leech off of your mommy, while you waste your time promoting "nobody fights" down at the Lagoon just because might get a spot in line at the all you eat bar, and then you wake up hu
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : I only explain my predie girls on the prendie website.
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Name Tag: : Jeff Roney
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Call sign: : wise guy
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Fred please stop... : calling my phone every 5 minutes when i home from meathead university.i know the only reason you are calling is to get in my soccerball headed sister's pants.
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : well she is currently at home watching my kid with her dumbass, dego boyfriend who is still not smart eough to figure out its not his, don't worry baby u still BANGING!!!!
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Name Tag: : Fred
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Call sign: : AlPaul4
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Fred please stop... : Harassing Caryn. I don't know what I am doing. I don't want to lose her. I love her!
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : Caryn! I love you baby! Your are my sunshine, my only sunshine! I thought this would brighten up your day! Give it up Buddy...
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Name Tag: : Andrew Izzi
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Call sign: : lollipop
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Fred please stop... : bitch fucking me in the ass. Just because I weigh 47 lbs. doesn't mean you can take advantage of me. I don't make fun of you , even though you look like a squirrel with down syndrome.
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : Kristin McColgan for never saying anything about us fucking secretely since 95'. I was the last man touch those beautiful cans before she cut 'em off. Not a day goes by I don't shed a tear thinking about dem gorgeous knocks.
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Name Tag: : John J. Roethlein
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Call sign: : Bo
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Fred please stop... : bothering me at the Dark Horse while I'm working. I can't afford to lose another one of my minimum wage jobs. I need money to pay for smokes and ugly haircuts.
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : Sarah Conner. Why? For having no standards and taking the oldest, nastiest V-card in delaware county. I'll never forget that beautiful night behind Playhouse Bowl. Buick's are roomy!
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Name Tag: : Billy Bob Bastian
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Call sign: : mongoose
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Fred please stop... : coming into my establishment in your leather and acting like I don't run the kitchen. It is my bar, go to your own hole in the wall in C-Town
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Explain your favorite Prendie girl : none. But I do love that ravishing Ned although I will never get to put my gargantuan hands on her. At least the Wash is always open 24/7
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Name Tag: : Talent
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Nickname: : forgotten
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My favorite Bonner guy is... : Scott Hunter because every body at school thought that he had some, but they never realized that it is a school of drunks that quit sports in 7th grade.
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Remember when Hunter... : tells everybody about how great Bonner football is this year. The kid hasn't put on a jersey in years. The closest he'll get to playing will be coaching St. Laurance in a few years.
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Name Tag: : Daniel McCarthy
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : I've tried once after the trolley incident in the back of Casey's
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Boardwalks remind me of... : McColgan and our glorious night that we shared together. Baby you know you got the banginest voice. I love you McColgan. Me n U 4ever
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : Dobber minus about the torso. Legs that couldn't feed an etheopian. Body like judge Judy and the stench of Betty White. Anybody riding past Lisa Mass' house?
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Name Tag: : Chris Hopkins
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : Only if Roney has
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Boardwalks remind me of... : the time that me and Jeffrey spent the weekend down the shore talking about getting high and King's football
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : Roney from the side. We would stay up and talk all night when we roomed together. Those were the days, I miss you jeff, give me a call and maybe we can hang out. That would be bangin.
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Name Tag: : Scott
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : I love Tara, and Tara alone
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Boardwalks remind me of... : Tara and all the great memories that we shared there.
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : Tara.
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Name Tag: : Heif Dogg
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : Yes, her mother showed me to the door after i pissed the couch in her living room
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Boardwalks remind me of... : tagteaming drunk 14-yr-olds with skinny men wearing "Wildwood 89" mesh football jerseys.
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : Jesse Pohlig before life got the best of him.
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Name Tag: : Will "to thrill" Mullen
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : Yea, but I was just there to give my friend Dan moral support.
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Boardwalks remind me of... : pimp-dad McCarthy and all the ass he's nailed underneath them.
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : me with blonde hair. White, skinny, and hung like a chimney!
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Name Tag: : Scott Hunter
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : I slept there the other night when I was trying to score with Eileen Keenan. Don't tell Tara!
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Boardwalks remind me of... : the time I was riding my bike on Wildwood's at seven in the morning and spotted McCarthy trying to walk off the lasting effects of an E-bomb.
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : he's gonna kick my ass if I don't hook him up at the Troph. Hot dogs anyone?
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Name Tag: : Scott Hunter (I want naming rights to this website since I am mentioned more then Jutt)
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : Yes, The same night McCarthy was finishing off Lisa Mass after he spent half the night lost walking the streets of DH trying to get from the B ST. Pub(shot down by every girl) to The Big T & Lisa(safety plan)
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Boardwalks remind me of... : Mcarthy on the 5 O'clock News trying to finish off an E-Bomb and Keller at the same time in front of an entire Delaware Valley audience. (I know it would make my Mom proud, WAY TO GO DAN!)
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : My golden retriever when I catch him humping that ugly stray mutt in my backyard at 5 in the morning.
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Name Tag: : Coleman
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : No but if anyone sees Jessie Wooten tell her Roth is with me now
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Boardwalks remind me of... : me and mccarthy, me and izzi, me and every other guy in that grade
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : some guy i used get with at the broadwalk until i molested Jack "Chicken Broth" Roth up at school.
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Name Tag: : Matt "Hasselhoff" Lake
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : Her Shore House! I've also been to Chadder's, Poomer's, Ickie's, Mikey Nutzo's on 34th st., Sha Sha's, The Princeton, Zack's dad's place on the bay, and T. I. Kayaks
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Boardwalks remind me of... : my lifeguard buddies and the way we walk around on them spinning those orange cans on the tips of our fingers, just like Newmie. I can't wait till' we go through with the plan to rob banks dressed like ex-presidents while surfing and skydiving in our spar
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : Ricky Schroedor on crack. Ricky was great on Silver Spoons whereas McCarthy cooks his crack up on a silver spoon.
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Name Tag: : Scott Hunter
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Have you ever been to Lisa Mass' house? : Just checking into the website to get my daily slaughter from people who don't exist but really do. Very Scary thought!
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Boardwalks remind me of... : Anyway, I think its time to do a little house cleaning with the website. Maybe a couple of new questions or some new pictures on the front page, I saw a nice picture of the donkey from the movie SHREK that looks just like Fred.
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McCarthy sort of looks like... : I'm sick of talking about McCarthy, nothing against you Dan. But I think its time for the creator of this website to sack up and put a couple of fresh faces in the questions.
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Nickname : Harry Mitchell
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Vote for your drunk of 2002 : Mitchell
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Give two reasons for your choice: : He is very UGLY and he is one pathetic LOSER
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Your New Year's resolution: : to start smoking cigerettes
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Mikey Simone is working now, guess his job? : As of now a defensive linemen for the Ravens, but after the season he's going to retire.
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Nickname : Fuck you Mitchell
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Vote for your drunk of 2002 : Get a job
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Give two reasons for your choice: : 1. Just because your parents don't know how to work dosen't mean you don't have to.
2. I'm sure there's openings pushing carts at the supermaket your older brother works at.
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Your New Year's resolution: : Your unemployed, ugly, and living with your mommy. I'm not talking about fred this time.
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Mikey Simone is working now, guess his job? : I have no idea but I can guess your job Mitchell, Doing Nothing. You dedicated a web site to how pathetic fred is and now your hanging out with him every day. You are a piece of shit.
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