- You buy all soft lightbulbs-just incase
- You take apart all your pens looking for listening devices
- Your hard drive is full of x files pictures, sounds, clips, etc
- You know what fanfic is
- You know who DD, GA, CC, WMM are
- You regularly quiz your family and friends on X Files related things
- Your friends start calling you spooky
- All you spend your money on is X Files merchandise
- You won't go near a Porta-Potty
- You stick an 'X' on your window
- You believe that aliens are here to take over the world
- You see a cassette tape on the dashboard of your car and call the FBI
- You name your pets after X Files characters
- You look over your shoulder whenever you see a banana cream pie
- You write under the alias of M.F. Luder
- You won't chat to anyone named 2Shy
- You've looked up everyone named Mulder or Scully in the phonebook
- You buy sunflower seeds even though you hate them
- You spend your time doing quizzes like this