-Daddy, mommy says you used to like to play house with her.
-Mommy, Daddy says you used to have a boyfriend with big buck teeth
-Hey Mommy, Daddy said you saved the world after he fell into the Bermuda Triangle. Mommy what's the Bermuda Triangle?
-Mommy, did you really eat a bug?
-Hey Mom, I was playing this video game, and one of the characters looked just like you. What a coincidence, huh?
-Hey Dad, is it true you and mom were stuck under the ground having peyote hallucinations while the fungus was eating you alive?
-Hey Mom and Dad, do you believe in UFO's?
-Hey Daddy, what would you do if you had three wishes like Aladdin?
-You know Mom, Dad has a lot of phobias- fire, snakes, roaches, anchorwomen. He should really get some therapy- hypnotic regression perhaps?
-Mommy, Daddy says you had a little dog that was eaten by a sea monster.
-Mommy, Daddy says he was lost on big boat sometime, and you wouldn't believe him.
-Mommy, why do you always call bees "those damn bees"?
-Mommy, how comes when you're mad at Daddy, you always say, "Sure, Fine, Whatever"?
-Mommy, Daddy says you were brainwashed by TV once.
-Mommy, what;s a Frohike?
-Mommy, why does Daddy keep saying "I swear Dana, I thought they took all of your ova"?
-Mommy, why does Daddy call you Scully?
-Mommy, did you really kiss your boss?
-Mommy, why do you and Daddy go into the bedroom when Daddy says he wants to teach you how to play baseball?
-Mommy, do you and Daddy have Christian names?
-Mommy, why did Daddy killer Mr. Dog Guts? (Doggett)
-Mommy, why do I always have to wear this little black suit to school?
-Mommy, Daddy says you have really tiny feet.
-Mommy, why does Daddy always call auditors goatsuckers?
-Daddy, why does Mommy say ove smova all the time?
-Daddy, please tell me again 'bout the Golden Alien and the three Lone Gunmen
-Mommy please tell me a bedtime story. Daddy scares me when he does!
-Mommy, why do we always drink Iced Tea with our meals?
-Daddy, Mommy said you had a girlfriend that sucked peoples blood.
-Mommy, Daddy says you never feed his fish anymore.
-Daddy, how comes Mommy said "Over my dead body" when you wanted me to go to Texas with you?
-Mommy, how did my Grandparents die? And my Aunties? And your other daughter? And... (carry on ad infinitum)
-Look Daddy, I can spell extraterrestrial!
-Mommy, why does the ground melt everytime I graze my knee?
-Daddy, why is smoking bad for you?
-Mommy, Daddy, where did I come from?
-Mommy, why is there a bunch of books with pretty pictures of nurses with no clothes on in "Daddy's special back room" that I'm not sposed to go in to 'cept I had to cuz I was looking for my special alien action figure doll?...Mommy?...Mommy?
-Mommy, tell me again about the time when you and Daddy killed eachother at christmas, but then you woke up and went home, and gave eachother christmas presents, and everything was happily ever after. Hmm? Pleeze? I love that one!
-Mommy, can you explain again about Aunt Samantha? I mean whether she died, or was taken by the bad alien monsters, or was she raised by uncle Cigarette Smoking Man in a bass or something an', an', and was she maybe stolen by the walkers or something, and how did she become alive again all over again if she was s'posed to be dead, an', an' and Mommy why are you taking aspirin? Can you tell me the story about Samantha again, Mommy? Pleeeeeeeze? But this time the same one not different each time like you always seem to do? Mommy?....Mommy?
-Daddy, can you come over here and explain about Mommy's little feet not reaching the pedals, an'--Daddy why are you shooshing me?
-Daddy, how come you keep getting these calls from ladies with funny pretty voices an' you always hang up when Mommy walks in? Daddy? Daddy?
-Daddy, why did Mommy slam the door when you named my kitty Diana?
-Mommy, my friend Tommy's Daddy has a tatoo on his arm. Daddy said you would show us yours!
-Daddy will you sing to me? All Mommy sings about is that stupid bullfrog.
-Mommy, why does Daddy tell me if I'm bad a man will crawl out of the vent and get me?
-Mommy, why does daddy say its a government conspiracy set in motion by men who have their own agenda bent on keeping the truth from the American public everytime the mail is late?
-Mommy, Daddy says you used to be a Betty back in the day.
-Mommy, why the heck does Daddy keep taping X's on all the windows?
-Mommy, who is the "fowl one" you and Daddy always argue about?
-Daddy, do the Lone Gunmen kill people?
-Daddy, you need to get a new Knicks shirt...that one is older than dirt.
-Mommy, Daddy says you had a new partner when he was missing, and he came back and found that this new partner was saying stuff about daddy to make you think you didn't know him, and Daddy beat him up and thats why Daddy doesn't work for the FBI now. Well, that's what Daddy said!
-Mommy, do you ever wear anything other than that dark suit? You don't even work at the FBI anymore, and Mommy neither do I, I don't want to go to Armani for kids anymore. The kids always make fun of me at school and call me spooky head, is that why they called Daddy spooky, because of how he dressed, or is it because he collects alien dolls...and mom I've been watching Dad and didn't want to tell you but (whisper), he keeps talking to those dolls too. Geez mom, I stopped talking to my dolls when I was 17.