Humoresque, in G-Flat Major
by Antonin Dvorak
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Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is standing at the platform, waterloo. We encourage constipation While the train is in the station Moonlight always makes me think of you If you really must pass water Kindly call the Pullman porter He'll place a vessel in your vestibule As I sit here tearing tissue Oh, my darling, how I miss you Everything I do, I do for you. Since I'm going with your daughter I've had trouble passing water Sorry that I ever came to town I'm the guy that did the pushin' Dirtied up the front seat cushion Footprints on the dashboard upside down Promenading in the park, Goosing statues after dark If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you Humoresque
Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is in the station. Darling, I love you! We encourage constipation While the train is in the station Moonlight always makes me think of you. If you wish to pass some water, kindly call the pullman porter, He'll place a vessel in the vestible. If the porter isn't here, Try the platform in the rear- The one in front is likely to be full. If the ladies' room be taken, Never feel the least forsaken, Never show a sign of sad defeat. Try the men's room in the hall, And if some man has had the call, He'll courteously relinquish you his seat. If these efforts are in vain, Then simply break a window pane- A novel method used by very few. My occupation after dark Is goosing statues in the park, If Sherman's horse can take it, why can't you?
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