Magic Genie says welcome to the Ethn'za'ha'dum Voice Mail System.  We're sorry but there is no one available to answer your call at this time.  If you are using a rotary phone...

Press - 1 - to hear Oneman's bad karaoke rendition of a classic holiday song.

Press - 2 - to hear the latest rant by Queen Ethnne.

Press - 3 - to hear the counter-response by Ethne's arch-nemesis Ranger.

Press - 4 - to hear the weather report from Willy B. Wright.

Press - 5 - to hear the latest media-panic about some computer virus that will take over your hard-drive and make it play all those teen pop idol songs.....over and over and over and over....

Press - 6 - to hear the latest alien conspiracy theories.  To add your own comment - Hang up at the tone.

Press - 7 - for Customer Service.  We hope you brought a lunch and a pillow. The port-a-potty's out back.

Press - 8 - to be connected to our billing department.  Or was that 9? Maybe 10... I dunno, we're not very good with numbers.

We're sorry, the system does not seem to be responding...

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