Taking into consideration the dilapidated condition of the PK film industry, it was least x-pected from PK Directors to launch something that could actually attract the masses and specially people from TCS. (lolz … well it isn’t my fault that people think that TCS ki larkian are like lal mirch).

HOME ENTERTAINMENT (by God I haven’t even heard of their existence before now) has launched the “messed up” version of the Salman Khan movie Tera Naam. Malahat Siddiqui (the most exquisite character at TCS) had reported ages ago, before the annual exam catastrophe unfolded, that the director of Tere Naam plans to launch a new movie Milaingay Milaingay that was supposed to be the new version of Tere Naam in which Radhay Mohan actually gets Nirjala. But before Malahat’s prophecy could come true, the LOLLYWOOD industry butted in.

Me and my siblings were just skipping channels when the unmistakable Salman’s copied appearance came into view on our Cable Walay Ka Channel. The only difference was the fellow who was mimicking him. Black & Skinny and really bhungee like. But the hairstyle was unmistakably Salloo’s. The blade sharp center parting with EXTRA GELLED hair hanging on both sides of the face till the cheek bones. And the Cigarette stuck at the corner of the mouth and the sunglasses (even when there was no sun). There he was Mr. Radhay Mohan who was ragging Nirjala. Thank God the girl is tolerable. The difference is … Nirjala is the daughter of Barkat Maseeh who is the Bhungee Paray ka head. And the girl frankly and innocently tells Radhay : “Jee hum khandani jamadaar hain, aur sadiyon se is ilaaqay kay gutter saaf kertay aye hain.” And Radhay Mohan falls in love. She has this Jharoo stuck between her books instead of the peacock feather in the original movie. And Radhay Mohan says : “Tumhara naam Nirjala kisnay rakha?” Girld says : “Meree maa nay laikin who to margayee.” Radhay says : “Baap kyoon zinda hay? Ussay mardaalo who duniya mein reh kar kia karayga?”

And then there is the friendly meeting between the lovebirds where they both are seated on a kids merry-go-round swing. Radhay Mohan asks Nirjala the meaning of her name and the girl again innocently says : “Nirjala ka matlab hai bhangano mein sabsay khubsoorat larki. Jab wo sarak saaf kerti hai to lagta hai jaisay qaleen saaf ker rahee ho. Jab wo chaltee hai to lagta hai jaisay kachray se bharee hue Suzuki jaarahi ho. Issay kehtay hain Nirjala.”

Finally Radhay meets Nirjala in the library where she is dusting the tables and he makes the confession of his love and what does Nirjala say ? “Sir ye hap kaisee charseeyon jaisee baatein ker rahay hain.” Moreover, Radhay Mohan ends up in the train with the gift for Nirjala. In the original movie that was a pair of silver payalz laikin the Pk Radhay Mohan presents his jamadaarnee with a pair of rubber bathroom chappals. And then like the original Nirjala has abused Rahday by saying Ghunday mawalee kaheen kay. OUR Nirjala addresses him with the lovely words : “ Laanati insaan, qabar kay keeray, Firaun kee aulaad.”

Finally Rahday kidnaps Nirjala and they show those intense violent scenes like in the original flick. In the end Radhay gives up and says to Nirjala like in the real movie to go away from there or he’s do something terrible to her. Laikin andaaz different hai. “Chalee jao yahan say … chalee jao warna mein tumharay moo pay balghum wala thook paink doonga. Lagay ga jaisay panchway maalay say kisi nay malayee phainkee hai.”

Then Nirjala makes up in the end and everything. But unfortunately Radhay is beaten up by the gangsters. His head is smashed against a BALLOON, and he falls into a coma. In the original movie that was a train he was banged against. And then the doctor says : “Radhay kay dimaagh mein baray baray keeray par gaye hain, isko malang baba kay paas bhaij dain.”

Now the Malang baba treats him and he finally recovers when instead of the peacock feather in the real movie, a chappal is given to him for sniffing purpose. But sadly when Radhay returns … Nirjala … SHE IS NOT DEAD STILL ALIVE … unlike in the movie … But she is now the amma of five kids. So Radhay’s story ends in misery !

Even though the movie gets really silly in some parts but it’s a good time pass. Specially hilarious when Nirjala instead of saying “Goodmorning Sir” each time when she sees Radhay … goes … “Lanat hai sir” and show him the lanat sign with her hand. The songs are the same and played from the soundtrack of the original movie but the video is hilarious where the characters are roaming around mimicking Salman and dancing with Jharoos. HAVE FUN WATCHING THE LOVESTORY OF BARKAT MASEEH KEE BANGHAN BAITEE AND RADHAY MOHAN … TERE NAAM PART 2 !!!