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Large loft-style apartments in New York city are well within the price range
of most people whether they are employed or not.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb , don’t worry which wire to cut . You
will always choose the right one.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to over ride the communication
system of any invading alien society.
Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days
before their retirement.
Rather than wasting bullets , megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch
enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly
gases, lasers and man eating sharks which will allow their captives at least
20 mins to escape.
Its easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the
control tower to talk you down.
Once applied lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
A detective can only solve a problem once he has been suspended from duty.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating , but will
wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian office, it will
not be necessary to speak the language ,a German Russian accent will do.
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