D. C. Riemer's Transitory Page
Welcome to my Not-Homepage.  This isn't to imply that I'm not at home...although I might not be.  I COULD be at home.  Or I could be at work or out doing something really super-fantasically cool. 
  Anyway.
  The point is.  This Not-Homepage is NOT my homepage.  For that, you must click on the dimensional portal to the left and down somewhat.  But be careful, for while one of the paths shall bring you to the TRUE homepage, the other's shall....oh, wait.  No.    I marked them clearly.  Sorry about that.
   Well.  Anyhow.  Explore.  There's a fan-fic novel on the site I wrote, as well as some of my opinons on movies and Liff in general. 
  So.  Enjoy what you can!
  I'll try and make it better at some point in the future...And since you won't know when, check back soon!
Aww...Isn't that a cute picture?  The pagebuilder wouldn't let me upload my own, so I chose this one.  Why?  It has no bearing on the website.  It bears no relevence to the content.  But tell me honestly:  Wouldn't you just LOVE to know what them birds are thinking?
Dimensional Portals:
D. C. Riemer's First Homepage
D. C. Riemer's Super Fan-fic
D. C. Riemer's Blatantly False Bio
Germanic History--for no particular reason
My Info:
Name: D. C. Riemer
Email: [email protected]
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