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| � Why does Murder Inc insist on calling Ashanti to new Princess of R&B? Haven�t they heard of Aaliyah? � Why won�t J. Lo stop �singing�, and just release a DVD with footage of her ass? For instance, just her walking back and forth through stores, or bending over to pick things up and so on. She doesn�t need a better movie script. She needs to shake them tits. � And does J. Lo have to marry ever guy she has sex with. Or do they have to marry he to have sex? � When will brothers realize, you can�t put dubs on just anything? � Do women tweeze their eyebrows for other women? Because it�s sure not for us. � I haven�t seen a woman yet and thought �Cute face, fat ass, nice tits, but I can�t fuck wit� � them eyebrows. � Listening to movie promos and all other ads in general. Don�t you get the idea that some White people think an older White man�s voice; is the most soothing sound in the world? � Aren�t White girls asses getting fat (see The Parkers)? I call them the New White Girls. �Yeah, you seen the new ones that came out?� � Oh, fo sho, they�re much better then the old model.� � Why do some people think being a thug is cool? And how are you a thug when you make songs with J. Lo and them? � Why can�t Damon Dash keep his shirt on? |
| � How much money would it take for Trina to strip, on last time? I�ve got $40 on it. � Why do we like cow breast milk with our cereal? � Why won�t the Black guy that was on Survivor -Thailand just admit he wanted the ass? � On sitcoms does every man have to have a TV wife they could never get in real life? � See - The Bernie Mack Show, The King of Queens, The Cosby Show, Martin, and NBC�s entire Monday lineup. I�ll let Damon Wayans slide. � Can women that have been on Fear Factor eating bull penis and cockroaches, ever say so won�t give head? � We do some people clown One Hit Wonders? When at least they had a hit? � Why when Monica Lewinsky goes down on a guy, does Clinton pass through his mind for a second? � Short list of not very attractive women I�d still like to bang. � Oprah (with the make-up on) � Brandy � Women that have come on Ricki Lake for paternity test. � Martha Stewart � Ja Rule�s wife � Julia Roberts (in Erin Brokavich) � Countess Vaughn |
| � Will Will Smith ever give the $7.00 he owes me for Wild Wild West. And if so can he throw in my $14.00 for Jada�s Woo. � Do non-Lesbian females realize just how tart a woman�s vagina is? � Don�t you think the cell phone radiation-issue will be like the cigarette nicotine-issue in 10 years? � What�s better bad head or a good videogame? � What�s bad head? � How come there are still 4 members of Wu-Tang Clan that you couldn�t recognize if your life depended on it? � Aren�t there members of the Bloods who know they wanna Crip Walk? � And what about that Crip with his eyes on that Locman watch with the red alligator straps. |
| � Why is it that when you here a phrase on TV, you know it�s played? � How come all DJ�s think their words are the shit with some echo effect? � Who gives a fuck how much wood a woodchuck would chuck? � Who�s ever seen a woodchuck? � Why won�t the Wayan�s brother�s mom admit that Shawn is illegitimate? � Why can�t women grow their own fucking fingernails? � Why can�t Lil� Kim grow an ass? (Add her to my short list) � Does Eve know the claws on her breast are already played? � Will women realize tits and tats don�t mix? � Why does Vanessa Williams� think she�s now to good to pose nude? � How come strippers wear so much cheap body spray? � What�s the difference between a stripper and a hoe? 5 letters. |