Whitney Houston said, �Crack is cheap. I make too much for me to ever smoke crack." Is that all that�s stopping people, the price? What if there were high quality brand-name crack available? What will happen if the government makes current illegal drugs, legal? That�s when the branding comes in. Just look at alcohol and tobacco. You can go from Cisco to Cristal, and from DTC to Virginia Slims. So I�m sure if crack were legal, you�d have a range from Jim�s Authentic 10th Street crack, which may sell for 15 bucks, to Alitisa�s de la crack set, which includes 2 premium rocks and a designer crack pipe imported from France, for $300.
Now Whitney, or the woman in the Prada suit, won�t have to think they�re above crack anymore. Once it�s legal there will be 2 years of hearing �designer� crack mentioned in hip-hop songs. With excerpts like, �You still smoking blunts/ Tryin� to get ass/ While I�m in the club smoking crack/ Packaged in South France.� After they realize that they�ve smoked all their money away, people will start suing the crack makers for billions.
�I didn�t know it was addictive, or bad for me,� will be said by the numbskulls, just like anyone who started smoking cigarettes after 1972. Hey, why did they teach us in elementary school to crawl out of a room if it was filled with smoke? |
