Digested Answers

1320-01 (3.394) In which we find out why fools fall in love.
1320-07 (2.955) In which the Oracle attempts to alleviate a chigger problem.
1320-10 (3.561) In which the Oracle explains ellipses.
1321-08 (3.419) In which the supplicant wonders, "What was I before I lived in France?"
1322-08 (3.377) In which the Oracle ponders beating oneself.
1322-10 (3.459) In which Jerry Springer is composed of matchsticks and superglue.
1324-02 (3.373) In which Bill Shakespeare writes the immortal line, "Two beer or not two beer".
1324-04 (3.305) In which it is a slow night at Oracle Radio.
1324-06 (3.136) In which Orrie twists and shouts.
1324-09 (3.678) In which Orcs and Raiders fans are compared.
1325-08 (3.404) In which Loki is asked about his mom.
1326-10 (3.762) In which the Oracle employs the time-honoured technique known as 'weaseling' to avoid answering some questions.
1327-06 (3.390) In which the supplicant receives an answer that doesn't match the question.
1327-07 (3.186) In which it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
1328-01 (3.431) In which the tale of Betty Botter's butter is revealed.
1328-06 (3.259) In which Zadoc promotes his new book: 'Zadoc's Art of Groveling'.
1330-03 (3.242) In which Avacado's Number is defined.
1331-02 (2.897) In which the half-life of a cat is explained.
1331-06 (3.431) In which there are lots of acronyms.
1331-07 (3.776) In which the Oracle contemplates power users.
1331-09 (3.017) In which the Oracle solves a logic problem.
1332-01 (3.389) In which the supplicant asks lots o' questions.
1332-03 (2.741) In which God's hat is pondered.
1335-07 (3.545) In which the Oracle considers time on Mars.
1337-05 (2.980) In which we look at the truth of Arrh-chimedes' Property.
1338-08 (3.731) In which the state of Californian education is examined.
1340-02 (2.625) In which Orrie makes a very weak joke about a certain hapless baseball fan.
1340-06 (3.411) In which we hear a tale of vampires.
1340-08 (3.268) In which the Oracle establishes why a monkey doesn't like the supplicant.
1341-08 (3.088) In which the supplicant has breathing trouble when thinking of the Oracle.
1341-09 (3.930) In which the in-jokes review 'Gigli'. (Appeared in Best of Internet Oracularities #1326-1350)
1341-10 (3.298) In which Orrie reads the funniest joke in the world.
1343-09 (3.757) In which the supplicant makes infinite money fast.
1344-03 (3.533) In which the Oracle offers advice on how to get the girl.
1346-01 (3.175) In which the Oracle gives some marriage guidance.
1346-07 (3.175) In which the Oracle helps another humble supplicant.
1347-03 (3.254) In which the Oracle suggests a new career path for a NetHacker.
1349-07 (3.103) In which there is no one quite as wonderful as Orrie.
1349-09 (3.382) In which we go on an adventure of genocide.
1351-01 (3.800) In which the Oracle is paid in advance.
1351-07 (3.500) In which the fate of the goat behind door #3 is revealed.
1351-08 (2.950) In which the Oracle calls in his debts.
1352-07 (3.173) In which Orrie advises Sam to drop his pans.
1353-05 (3.691) In which the Oracular Answer Insurance Policy is explained.
1353-08 (3.418) In which Zadoc's cover is blown.
1353-10 (3.000) In which a supplicant gets some religious advice.
1355-06 (3.392) In which Schroedinger asks for another cat.
1355-08 (2.922) In which Orrie consoles a chipmonk (sic).
1356-04 (3.038) In which a budding musician is assessed.
1358-03 (3.442) In which the Oracle finds the way to San Jose.
1358-08 (3.154) In which the supplicant has cake in his pipe.
1360-03 (3.170) In which the Oracle receives a business proposal from Mr. Mugabwe of Nigeria.
1361-03 (3.255) In which we examine plutonic love.
1362-08 (3.417) In which Orrie contemplates a K04n.
1364-07 (3.491) In which Zadoc confronts his bed-wetting problem.
1365-03 (3.283) In which the supplicant ponders crime that doesn't pay.
1365-08 (3.450) In which the Oracle writes a paean to anatine beauty.
1365-09 (3.817) In which the selection process for the Digests is discussed.
1366-01 (3.872) In which the Oracle deals with more woodchuck queries. (Appeared in Best of Internet Oracularities #1351-1375)
1366-02 (3.660) In which the supplicant wishes to discuss "tits".
1366-05 (3.511) In which gravity inverts.
1372-06 (3.815) In which the Oracle contemplates Orion's Belt and Pandora's Box.
1373-08 (2.977) In which deals with an overzealous groveller.
1374-03 (3.133) In which the supplicant goes cold turkey.
1374-05 (3.933) In which the Oracle deals with a doubter. (Appeared in Best of Internet Oracularities #1351-1375)
1374-07 (2.822) In which the effects of an all-w**dch*ck digest are contemplated.
1374-08 (4.267) In which the Oracle presents Monty Python's Lord of the Rings. (Appeared in Best of Internet Oracularities #1351-1375)
1376-04 (3.788) In which Orrie considers a girl pretending to be dead.
1379-01 (3.350) In which the Oracle contemplates ennui.
1381-05 (3.512) In which the supplicant wants to do something else.
1388-07 (2.971) In which the Oracle ponders MacBeth's fast food.
1393-07 (3.275) In which the Oracle calculates in number of gills in a hogshead.
1395-09 (3.500) In which the supplicant bemoans not getting the same answer twice.
1398-10 (3.140) In which the supplicant's ear is cut off.
1399-02 (3.553) In which the Oracle muses on a certain film.
1401-02 (3.622) In which the Advanced Oracularities class ponders burnout.
1402-01 (3.636) In which Orrie explains how to gain pounds.
1406-09 (3.314) In which the supplicant seeks cookery advice.
1407-01 (3.282) In which I can't find a pithy way to describe this visual joke.
1408-07 (3.447) In which the Oracle declares independence.
1409-02 (3.615) In which the Oracle deals with a persistent bell-ringer.
1410-09 (4.122) In which the Oracle's substitute fields a question.
1415-05 In which we go on an Adventure in the Dungeons of Doom.

Digested Questions

1329-01 (2.702) In which the Oracle gives tips on dealing with MIME activity.
1341-01 (2.895) In which the Oracle does something with his hair.

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