With our apologies to whoever wrote it in the first place.
:-)
12 Days of Christmas
On
the first day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
a
card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the second day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the third day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the fourth day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the fifth day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the sixth day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
6
hundred lines,
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the seventh day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
7
leather thongs
6
hundred lines,
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the eighth day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
8
extra chores
7
leather thongs
6
hundred lines,
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the ninth day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
9
tubes of lube
8
extra chores
7
leather thongs
6
hundred lines,
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the tenth day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
10
hard swats
9
tubes of lube
8
extra chores
7
leather thongs
6
hundred lines,
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free.
On
the eleventh day of Christmas my true Top gave to me
11
bars of soap
10
hard swats
9
tubes of lube
8
extra chores
7
leather thongs
6
hundred lines,
5
gold cock rings.
4
butt plugs,
3
paddles,
2
henna tattoos,
and
a card to get out of a spanking free
On
the twelfth day of Christmas...
I
used my card.