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Welcome

I thought it would be fun to write my own webpage from scratch using only Notepad. This page will be fun for all ages children and teens to adults and seniors. No matter who you are, I'm sure I can bore you to tears.

I was considering several buisiness ideas. Soon you will be able to look at my current projects and future plans, or the "plan that got away". I will also provide special area for people to be amused. Plans that have escaped from the mind of a recovering mental patient are tailored to meet the needs of any visitor in need of a giggle.

Amenities

• 2 work it out rooms
• Olympic size pool to help drown your sorrows
• Warm, 3-foot deep martinis
• 2 gymnasiums for mental gymnastics
• Five exorcise rooms to exorcise any hidden demons
• Climbing gym
• 3 racquetball courts
• On-site child care

Hours

Mon. - Fri. : open by request
Sat. : open by appointment
Sun. : closed

For More Information, E-mail our Staff

Charlie Fields, I'm not just the General Manager, I'm a client!!

Dr Charlie's Get away "Spa" · 4317 No Way · Riverside, CA 92530 · (951) 555-1234
Your Year-Round Source for Fun Mental Health