Johnny Kat lives inside of Stacey Whitmire. Mining aspects of her southern roots and a conservative upbringing in liberal southern California, Stacey engages her inner redneck. Johnny Kat encompasses and transgresses the stereotype of a southern white man. Loud and rude, boisterously potent but sometimes shamefully impotent and not always heterosexual, Johnny Kat erupts from fantasy and speaks of reality.
This 'good old boy' prefers the flash of aviator-style sunglasses tinted
pink and manly, unkempt chops. Johnny Kat performs brash, story-telling
songs such as 'Sister Christian' by Night Ranger, 'Bales of Cocaine' by the
Reverend Horton Heat, and 'Pretty Young Thing' by Michael Jackson.
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Hair: A ruddy dome with manly, unkempt chops
Eyes: Mysterious, Green
Birthplace: Unknown
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Special qualities: His "delicate" southern charm and stunning sense of
style.
Favorite past-time: Watching Nascar; eating chili-fries
Once quoted: "I am good friends with Bush."
In his own words:
Whether I am ridin' in my camaro or greetin' a purdy lady, you can bet I operate with these two thoughts in mind: "gentle storm", "rubber burner."
Check out my personal website at www.johnnykat.com
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