HUNTER


The quintessential loser, Hunter is a guy who keeps trying, but never really gets it. (Both figuratively and literally...) Fortunately, Hunter is completely unaware of his pitiful state, and actually believes himself to be a suave, seductive ladies man (when he's not exploring the other sides of his sexuality...). Typically, Hunter favors the 80s classics. However, because Hunter suffers not only from delusions, but also from dissociative dissorder (also known as multiple personality disorder), he has been known to show up in public as Elvis, Richard Simmons, Patrick Swayze as well as other personalities.
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Full Name: Hunter ...
Eyes: sexual chocolate
Birthplace: Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Zodiac sign: Aries
Special gift: "I have a way with the ladies, if you know what I mean." (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Prized possession: Collection of Elvis and '80s paraphernalia
Favorite songs: Cherry Pie, Pour Some Sugar on Me, (a hunk, a hunk of) Burning Love.
Fave book: Kama Sutra
Fave food: Cadbury Cream Eggs, shepherd's pie
Fave color: blue - except when it's my balls...
Sexuality: Hey, baby. I take whatever comes my way... beggars can't be choosers, as they say. (wink)
Interesting personal fact: I have 3 balls.
Once quoted as saying: "You're turning down a date? don't you know that there's starving children in Ethopia who can't get a date?"
In his own words: When I think about you, I touch myself.

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