GEOFF E. LUBE |
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This slippery Slav was born Geoffrey Emulatus Lubechewski in Cracow, Poland. His father, Anatomico Lubechewski, was an accomplished full-time sperm donor and author of the seminal motivational text "Get it Up"; while his mother, Iwanna B. Prostytutka, was a diva at the Royal Polanais Improvisation Theatre Company. Inheriting his father's ability to "stand up" to any challenge and his mother's ability to get into any position on cue, young Geoff E. became a virtuoso of sexual simulation with an unusually strong propensity for s&m. Geoff E. Lube starred in over a dozen short hard-porn flix before the age of 18, afterwhich he moved his on-screen talents to real-world performance art-venues and launched his career as a pleasure-toy entrepreneur. Soon after launching his self-promotion campaign 4 years ago, Geoff E. took his show on the road to all over the world. He still makes a point of performing in small, intimate venues - like CHAOS here in DC - where he can make personal contact with his audience.
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Hair: Unwashed and kinky, like he likes his women Eyes: Bruised and submissive, like he likes his men Birthplace: Cracow, Poland Prized Possession: Collection of antique dildos and vibrators. Favorite past-time: "I like to watch." Favorite Drink: Black Russian with Cristall Vodka Favorite Movie: "Volere, Volare" Maurizio Nichetti Sexuality: Anyone, anytime, anywhere, anyway. Favorite Colors: Black and Blue Little Known Fact: "The first phrase I learned how to say in English was 'Bend over.'" Zodiac Sign: The wet sign, of course � Aquarius Quote: "Aaaahmmmm, poing! Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! Oh, oh, yeah, daddy-mommy! Uhuh! Bink! Phwish! Ah-ooga. Glug glug glug! More, more, yeah, yeah, zzzzzplooooooogsh!" In his own words: I spend most of my time producing many XXX-rated animated films, but it is really a labor of love. |
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