Humorous Quotes


Humorous Quotes: Under construction.

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." ~Unknown

"Always remember: Noah's ark was built by amateurs. The Titanic was built by experts." ~Unknown

"Sometimes I go to the beauty salon just for an estimate." ~Phyllis Diller

"It's alright if you don't agree with me. You have a right to be wrong." ~Pastor Cecil Seagle

"You know, Baptists will be the first to go to heaven. Don't you know the Bible says the dead in Christ shall rise first?" ~Ken Freeman (And yes, I have a right to post this quote... I am Baptist! So is Ken.)

"All my get up and go got up and went." ~Unknown

"Dance? Yeah, right. God gave me two left feet and two right knees." ~Coach Whit, my old Government & Economics teacher

"The grass is always greener on the other side. Then you get to the other side and discover why--that grass is directly over the septic tank." ~Unknown

"You can find something good about every day--it's just a lot easier if it's Friday." ~Dave Hoffman (that's me!)

"Well, things could be worse... just give me a minute to figure out how." ~Dave Hoffman

Funny bumper stickers (at my old site).


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