Once upon a time, there was a princess that could not find a life-long companion. She had heard about a prince that lived far away and was very beautiful. In fact, she was not concerned about his beauty, but had heard that he had a wonderful personality. She made the search for this beautiful prince her sole quest in life.
The first morning that our heroine started out, the sun was shining radiantly over the virgin fields. It was spring and the birds were having a great time. Around lunch time, the princess was walking over a bridge and a demon in the river said, "It is I who will rise the muck over your new shoes". This demon either had bad English, or he could affect the future. Our heroine wasn't about to mess around since she didn't know much about this demon. As the princess was trying to run away from the bridge, the demon reached out and tied her shoes together. The princess was just barely able to get away, mainly due to the fact that the shoelaces were relatively short.
That night, the princess stopped at a farmer's house and talked to four very different voyagers that had happened to stop by. The voyagers were telling stories about super-electrons and meta-widgets, and the Ultra Cataclysms new phase rock group. The voyagers had also heard that the prince was such an altruistic being, that anybody that got close would immediately quit bickering and go with the flow. The princess was sure that she wanted to find him, but did not know how to proceed.
While the princess was sleeping, she had a dream that the demon she had met that day was on fishing line, and that a super-demon was the puppeteer. It was very difficult to see if all of the strings were there, or if some of the demon was moving by itself, or moving completely randomly. It was quite a scene. Then when the princess looked at the super-demon, she saw that it had no face and millions of puppets. When the super-demon started dancing, the princess woke up.
The next morning was even more beautiful than before. The birds were doing somersaults, and the fields were flowering before her eyes. The princess came upon an even bigger bridge than the day before. The same demon that she'd seen yesterday was there. The princess asked the demon what he wanted, and the demon just sat there and chuckled. As the princess was running off the bridge, the demon tied her arms and legs together and then spat on her. Our princess was getting more than a little annoyed. The princess really had to struggle to get away. In the process, it seemed that she injured her leg.
After the princess walked through some woods, a clearing appeared and a castle appeared before her. The castle was glistening in the sun, and seemed to be nestled in the clouds. When the princess got closer to the castle, a golden escalator came down and placed her in a hot tub right before the prince. What a sight! Personality was just oozing from this stud. Sorry, I'll try again. What a sight! It was as if all of heaven was shown to her in a millisecond. The sound of all of the glorious sounds in the world was heard in her ears at the same time. Her senses were all awakened and she wet her dungarees. When he smiled at her, it was even more spectacular. Hard to believe, isn't it.
When she had partially recovered from the sight, he told her that they would not be able to live in a perfectly enlightened state, and that the demon would keep appearing until she threw a magic potion at him. He gave her a recursive meta-potion that was contained in a super-bottle. The bottle was very heavy, and she could tell it would be quite a challenge, especially since she knew it would make both of her legs hurt. She was really afraid that she might lose her weak leg. She wasn't sure if she really wanted to get rid of the demons that badly, but the prince smiled at her, and off she went.
As the princess was struggling along on her journey, she came to a great ocean. On the ocean, she could see a sizable ship. A demon seemed to be near the ship and scaring the weasels so much, that they were running all over and jumping off the ship. Maybe they were lemmings? The princess knew that she had to do something, so she threw the super-bottle into the ocean. The demon immediately dissappeared in the midst of some army helicopters. The weasels quickly started having babies, and the population density soared. The ship started growing until it was even larger than the master-lemming, I mean, super-weasel thought it could be.
The princess was very happy at this point, and started back to the castle. On the way back, she came to the bridge near the castle. The demon was still there! Our princess was feeling so much stronger since she didn't need to carry the bottle, but even so, the demon grabbed her and started flogging her. All of the sudden, it started raining due to evaporative properties of oceans, or because of some other reason, and the demon dissappeared much as the first one had.
The princess walked across the bridge and jumped all of the way to the castle. The prince came out to meet her, and was as radiant as always. At this point, it is very hard to continue, there is so much emotion. She kissed him and held him in her arms. It was too much, I'm sorry. Anyway, they really enjoyed each other and lived happily ever after, even more so than any other prince and princess in history.