| The Joke Of The Stupid Kid |
| In a world where evil lurks around every corner.... where a kid knows nothing... that's the setting for our joke... |
| One day a stupid kid saw his parents watching the Playboy channel. His parents exclaimed, "Look at those dicks and boobs!!" then, the kid asked, "What are dicks and boobs mommy?", his mom replied, "Uh... they're.... they're... uh... coats and hats! Yeah!", the kid shrugged his shoulders and wandered off. Later that day, his mom recived a call about the Mayor coming to eat dinner with them. Everyone prepared. The stupid kid went upstairs and saw his dad shaving. Just then his dad cut himself, "Oh shit!" he cursed. The kid asked, "What does shit mean?" and his father replied, "Uh... it means... shaving cream!" The kid shrugged his shoulders and wandered off. He went downstairs where his mom was preparing a Sameon (sorry about the spelling, but it's 9:30 and I'm tired. You know, it's a fish). His mom cut her finger and cursed "Oh fuck!!". The kid asked, "What does fuck mean?" His mom answered with, "It means... uh.. preparing." The kid shrugged his shoulders and wandered off. Five minutes later, the Mayor arrived. The kid yelled to his mom and dad, "I got it!". The kid greeted the Mayor, "Welcome to our house! You can hang your dicks and boobs in the closet, my dad is upstairs right now shaving the shit off of his face, and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the Sameon." The Mayor was taken aback by this and left. His mom came over to the door and said to the kid, "What happene sweetie?", the kid just shrugged his shoulders and wandered off. |
| If you don't find that funny... you must be under 12.. Go back |
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