| Goku- "Nah... I'm full" "Okay everyone, if we just work together... we can beat 'em.... yeah.... aw hell... who am I kidding?" "Vegeta, I've never been more attracted to you in my life." "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me.. da dadada dou dee dee dee" "Goten, I shall call you.... mini-me!" Anything somewhat intellegent. Piccolo- "Man! This stuff can really get you hammered!" "Is it fate that I can never find any female Nameks to fuse with? Son ofa bitch!" "I love you..! You love me..! This is a pretty, uh, uh, 'cool' show!" "Green is the color of misery... so why am I miserable? I mean, yellow is the color of happyness isn't it? What? What's that Krillin? I am green!? WHAT? I'm color blind too! NOOOO!" "Bulma, get away! Get away! Noo! Nooo!! Goku... I've... got... I've got...... Cooties!!!" Vegeta- "Charmander's Ungysodn got countered by Reinds' Ugngoudhemng! Ahh!" "No one understands me!!!" "Ha! Tough luck Yamcha! Those boobs belong to me now! Bwa ah ah ah ah!" "Kakaroit... when I came to Earth wanting to destroy the Earth... it was just a cry for help... a cry for attention... I just wanted to be friends.." "Goku is so strong. He's my hero!" Krillin- "I'm not naturally bald... I'm just plump.. wait... wait.. that was my excuse for being fat... nevermind!" "I can see the future.. I'll get hair! As long as Goku's! Boo-yah" "I'm not naturally bald... I just can't shave to save my life!" "Hey 17! I got your sister! Neener neener neener! What? 18? You're dumping me?! I was just a little taunt..!" "I'm not naturally bald... I'm just wearing a bald cap! Goku! Get your hands off my head! Goku!" Goten- "Dad.. uh.. it-it was me who eat the last cookie... not Gohan. Now can you stop shooting Kamehameyhas at him? The horrifiying screams are keeping me awake" "Gohan! Quick! Get the plunger it happened again! Dad's ass is stuck in the toliet!" "Today was pretty exciting mom, I smoked pot with my friends." Chi-Chi- "That's great honey!" Gohan- "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-m-r-t! Uh... I mean s-m-a-r-d! I mean s-h-i-t! Uh.. I mean s-m-e-r-t! Uh.." "Dragon! Grant me a turkey and cheese sandwich! No wait.. a turkey and cheese sandwich with pickles!" "People...! I give you the ultumate wish! A turkey and cheese sandwich with pickles!" "I think Majin Buu is cute!" Future Trunks- "In 3 years the world will be contaminated with cooties, and Piccolo already has started to get them (Piccolo: Oh god no) the only way to stop them is to kill the bitch that goes my the name Bulma, alas she is my mother (Vegeta: Ha ha!) and my father, Vegeta will be the first to get them. (Vegeta: D'oh!) Goku will fall to a killer virus that infects his brain to the brinking point (Krillin: And that will change Goku how...?) (Goku: Shut the f--k up you baldy!) (Krillin: I'm not bald! I'm just used some shaving medicine the wrong way!). You must use this medicine to help Goku... wait Krillin's right.. it won't really matter.. (Goku: Shut the f--k up future dude!). Fine! I'll leave your timeline and just se how you like it when the cooties come (Piccolo: Jesus christ dude!). |