Author�s note: hey ya people this is my first fanfiction, but I�m gonna give it my best so I hope you all enjoy it!! []=Me talking hihi
Chapter 1
Yamcha is busted
The boy from the future had gone in his ship for three months now and all of the Z-senshi went of to train for the coming androids, as well did I.
I came along with Bulma and Yamcha to the big Capsule Corporation building.
This night the three of us went to a restaurant, because Bulma didn�t want to cook and I wanted some real, eatable food.
I didn�t want to watch some �lame human movie� as I called it and locked myself in the Gravity Room. (GR.)
Morning break�s as I finally come out of the GR.
�Onna come down and make me some food!� I call while walking in the building.
No response.
�Onna!!� I call again.
Still no response, so I walk upstairs, trying to figure out why she didn�t came downstairs or at least jell at me to not ordering her around or something.
As I walk in her room I find her lying on the ground with a bottle of what humans call whisky. How weak, she probable found out he wasn�t loyal to her. I already knew that Yamcha was seeing other women, I�ve got a good smell and can smell they�re sent all over his body; almost always when he�s here.
�Onna get up I�m hungry!� A cold voice pierces my ears and I crack open one eye. I see nothing first, cause my room is filled with sunlight, but then I see where I�m lying!
I�m on the ground with a bottle next to me! I don�t get it, I normally don�t sleep on the ground and I�m neither a heavy drinker!!
Yesterday, I still can�t believe it. After we had ate, we had watched a nice movie, but after it, he said he still had something to do at home for his baseball club, so he drove home in his car.
I watched some program on the TV and then I was going to bed, till I noticed that he forgot his wallet.
So I went to his house and knocked on the door, but no response. Having his door key I opened the door and walked through his house, looking for him, but when I came in the bedroom, a shock went through my hole body, as the sight of him making love to some onna under him hit me hard. As my eyes begin to wet again I remember whom I�m in company with; Vegeta. I will not cry in front of him! But as I think that, two strong hands are grabbing my ankles and dragging me out of my room.
�No�
�WHY NOT??�
�Cause then you go back in your room sobbing about that stupid human again, whom betrayed you so many times.�
�No, he didn�t.�
As the onna is still kicking, I let her go and she gets up to her feet.
I continue; �Saiyans have a good nose and I have smelt a lot of onna�s on him.�
�So you mean that he was doing it for a long time already.�
�Yes.�
�Why didn�t you say anything about it?�
�It�s not my business, besides you probably wouldn�t believe me.�
�But are you gonna make me some food or let me starve to dead and give up all your chances of defeating those shitty androids?� he began again about the food.
�Fine, you�ll get your food, but where is my mom?� �I dunno, she�s luckily not my mom and I�m not her babysitter, but there is hanging a new note on the refrigerator.�
�He�s gone to, but if you�d come down to the kitchen, you can make me some food and read it.�
�Okay���
~ In the kitchen ~
O no, mom and dad had gone on a business trip for two days and now I�m gonna be the one who Vegeta will come to if �His Royal Highness� want�s something.
As I�m is cooking more and more to make Vegeta a happy space monkey, Vegeta is whining about my mom being gone and be stuck with only me to cook for him the next two days.
When Vegeta is finally full he goes right to the GR. and I head to the living room.
Man, why is it always me, first I find out my boyfriend is cheating on me, then I find out that he has done it many times before and on top of it all I�m stuck with �The Prince Of All Assholes�. Still I have go on with my life���but��where do I start?? O well I�m just gonna watch some TV.
[That�s what I always do, even when I�m not stressed]
TV: �This is a question that is asked a lot these days; how can I regain the youth ones more? Well we have the answer to it. With our �become young again�� ointment, you can enjoy your youth again!!�
�Yeah right, like that�s gonna work, I bet I can do better!�
�Hey��wait a minute, if I can make a youth-machine, I�ll become a legend!!!�
So I lock myself up in the lab. as Vegeta had did the same with the GR.
When I�m done, I notice that I�m very hungry again.
�Onna where are you?� Why isn�t she busy in the kitchen making food for me, I mean I�m gonna be the one to save her planet, she can at least make me some eatable food.
�I�m in the lab. Vegeta.� she calls back to me.
Looks like she�s been in her al day. She only does that when 1) she has a great idee or 2) she�s upset and angry and I think the second is here in place. [And is he wrong!]
I think she doesn�t know I�m here. H�h�! This is gonna be fun. I silently walk up to her. �BOO!!�
�WHAAAAAAAAAAH!!� she jells in shock.
�Am I that scary??� I say with sarcasm dripping from the edge�s.
�Oh, It�s you Vegeta. You almost gave me a heart attack. I didn�t hear you come in.�
�Okay, but can you pull yourself of your project and make some food or what looks a little bit like it?�
�Well now you mention it, I am feeling kind of hungry to.�
I�m is busy making enough food to please Vegeta with, but while I�m busy the doorbell rings.
�Vegeta would you open the door?�
�It�s not my house.�
The bell rings again, now inpatients.
�Hmpf, don�t want to.�
�Then no food for you.�
The bell rings even more inpatients.
�Fine I�ll go.�
�That�s a good Veggie.� I complement him like a dog.
�DON�T CALL ME VEGGIE, ONNA!!� I jell to Bulma while opening the door.
�DON�T CALL ME ONNA, VEGGIE!!� she jells back.
[is it just me or do they look a lot like each other, but then again I can make them like that; IM THE WRITER; MHUHAHAHAHA! I CAN DO ANYTHING!! HAHA]
I launch a big smirk �Yeah she is, ya want to see her, don�t ya?� it was more a statement then a question.
�uuuh�yes, that is why I came here, where is she??�
�She�s in the kitchen, but she�s busy making food so you can wait in the living room.�
�But I�� he stops his sentence as he sees my mood change in angry �Okay� he says defeated while walking in the just discussed room.
As I walk in the kitchen Bulma is with her back to me. �Who was at the door.�
�O�� I say with my innocent�s voice; ��An old friend of you and he�s waiting in the living room.� Then I suddenly changed in mood and subject; �When is my food ready?!?�
�It will be ready in a few minute�s, just relax.�
~ 5 minute�s later ~
I�m eating silently while watching Bulma washing her hands.
Hell is about to break and I�m the one to watch it, man am I a lucky bastard or not?!
So as I�m still eating Bulma is ready to receipt her uninvited guest.
O NO, I�m not done eating, if I go watch, my food gets cold and when I don�t go watch I miss the greatest fight between them. Man, what a choice; food or fight, food or fight, food or fight, food or fight, food or fight�wait I can eat any time I want and the fight is only now and no more.
So as Bulma is leaving the room I go along with her.
As soon as she sees Yamcha, she drops dead in her tracks while Yamcha is walking with open arm towards her.
�WHAT!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE HERE AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!�
�What did do??�
�YOU CHEATED ON ME OR DID YOU FORGET!!
He looks at me like I say that the sun isn�t free.
�uuuh��I can explain���he looks at me innocently, then glares at Vegeta: �asshole� He whispers under his breath.
�BUSTED!!� Vegeta jells in amusement back at him.
�VEGETA SHUT UP AND LET THE POOR MAN BEGIN!!�
��well�erm�I�and�uuuh�she��
�C�mon Yam-cheese my food�s getting cold!� Vegeta whinnies, but still with amusement in his voice.
�Well I had met that girl in an caf�a week ago and she was sad cause she had just broke up with her boyfriend and she needed some comfort, so I gave it to her�ahum�
and we decided to see each other again and that day was yesterday.�
�Okay and how did you comfort her??�
�uuuh��well�I�um���
I�m now jumping in overwhelming enthusiasm, but freeze when I see the destroying glare Bulma is sending me.
She turned back to Yamcha again �I would kick him if you weren�t my midpoint of attention!!�
�WHAT!!! Well if that�s what you think a relation is then I can do this!� she turned around and kissed me fully on my mouth!
I didn�t even move cause she stunned me totally with her actions and when I finally giant consciousness again she�d turned to Yamcha already.
�YOU WHORE, I NEVER DID IT IN FRONT OF YOU!!�
�NO, WORSE, YOU DID IT BEHIND MY BACK!!� that hit�s Yamcha hard and in an second a strong fist is launched at Bulma, but hit�s only my hand that I�m holding with ease.
�Don�t you get it, you betrayed her trust and she doesn�t want you here, so GET LOST!!�
I let his hand go and as a terrified dog Yamcha flees away.
�I didn�t, I just wanted him gone.�
�Whatever you say Vegeta.� Yeah right, like I�m gonna believe that, I know that your not as cold as you think you are.
�Ey Veg have ate enough??�
�No I wanted to watch you and the human fight. I ate a little, but I�m still hungry.�
�Well I haven�t ate, but I don�t want to make all that food again. Let�s go out to eat.�
�As long as I get my food it�s okay with me.�
�Fine, let me change in some other clothes and we can go.�
~ At the MC Donalds� ~ [ I really like that place]
�Okay what do you two want??� a girl behind the pay desk asked.
�I�ll have a MC Salad�, a Quarter Pounder� and Coke�.� I still have to watch my weight, ya know.
�And you sir?�
�I�ll have eleven normal Hamburgers�, two MC Salad�, nine Big MC�s�, five Quarter Pounder�s� and three Coke�s�.�
�uuuh�are you sure you can eat all that??�
�OF COURSE I�M SURE!!!� Vegeta jelled insulted while I was giggling like no tomorrow.
�Okay, when it�s done we�ll come bring it.� she said frightened.
I paid and walked with Vegeta to a table that looked nice.
I began giggling again as I remembered what just happened.
�What are you giggling about?� a sharp voice stopped my giggles.
�Did you saw her face when you jelled at her?�
�Yeah, it was like she was about to pee in her pants.� He said with pride.
�It�s was so funny.�
We ate and after it I�d dragged Vegeta along to the cinema.
It�s already around twelve o�clock as we come back at Capsule Corp. and go inside.
~ Upstairs in the hallway ~
�Thanx Vegeta.�
�For what?�
�For everything you did for me today.�
�Oh, okay.�
I kissed his cheek and whispered goodnight.
I was fast to turn around and disappear in the dark of the hall before he would jell at me.
As I go inside my room I leave a, for the second time stunned Vegeta to make his own way to his bedroom.
Trough it isn�t far as his bedroom is next to mine.
Onna: woman (you say onnah)
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