| DBZ An Alternate Reality Part 1 By Joseph Olson |
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| narrator: One day when Goku was on his way to Vegeta's he saw Heero in Wing Zero, so Goku went down and took Heero out of his Gundam and ripped his head off then took the Gundam and walked to Vegeta's house and blew it up. Vegeta: What's going on who blew up my house and my wife? Goku: I did. Vegeta: Kakarott I am going to kill you! Goku: Go ahead, if you can catch me. Vegeta: I can easily catch you Kakarott because I'm a Super Saiyan. Goku: Oh yeah, well I got a Gundam. Vegeta: Goku you're an idiot any Super Saiyan can out run a Gundam. narrator: As Vegeta chased Goku he shot Rapid Fire Death Missiles, and blew up Wing Zero then Goku went on foot to Piccolo and used him as a shield. Piccolo: Goku what are you doing? Goku: I'm just using you as a shield you don't have a problem with that do ya? Piccolo: Yes, I do because I don't wan't to be killed just because you're afraid of Super Saiyan Vegeta. Goku: To bad. Vegeta: Here I come Kakarott! Goku: Ready Piccolo? Piccolo: No, I'm not. Goku: Wait Vegeta Piccolo isn't ready. Vegeta: No, I won't wait, Big Bang Attack! Piccolo: Goku let go or we'll both die like when you held Broli so he coudn't kill me then I shot a special beam cannon into my head and through yours. narrator: As Vegeta's Big Bang Attack was getting closer Goku let go of Piccolo and Piccolo blew up. Goku: Are you alright Piccolo, hey Piccolo where did you go? Vegeta: How could you survive that? Goku: I guess i just have strong skin Vegeta: I'm going home see ya tomorrow nararator: then Vegeta went to Goku's house and trough Gohan off his bed and slept in it but Goku went to the store to get some milk and on his way home he saw Trunks now back to the story Trunks: hey Goku do you know what happend to my house Goku: I don't know, someone must've blown it up with a Gudam Trunks: it must've been Quatre Goku: who's Quatre Trunks: he's a gundam pilot, well I got to go and kill Quatre see ya tomorrow Goku: okay by narrarator: now that Trunks has found his house blown up he is on his way to kill who he thinks blew it up Quatre: oh hi Trunks Trunks: die Quatre: what are you doing Trunks: die Quatre what are you doing Trunks: you blew up my house Quatre: no, Goku did it Trunks: oh sorry see ya tomorrow narrarator: now Trunks is going to straighten things out by killing Goku, now at Goku's. Trunks: Hey Gohan why are you on the floor and my dad is in your bed Gohan: I don't know, but it sure is comfy down here narrarator: the door bell rang and Goku came in Trunks: Where were you Goku Goku: I was at the super market getting some mik for Chi Chi Trunks: Well I waited for you for one hour to kill you Goku: Hey why is Vegeta in Gohan's bed Trunks: I don't know that is what I was wondering Goku: before you kill me, I have to wake up Vegeta Trunks: O.K. Goku: Hey Vegeta guess what Vegeta: Shut up I'm trying to sleep Goku: To bad. KAMEHA Trunks: Wait, I want to help Goku: O.K. Gohan: Can I help too? Chi Chi: No, Gohan you can't Gohan: Hey Mom, KAMEHAMEHA!!! Chi Chi: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Goku: Good job, now for Vegeta Trunks, Goku, Gohan: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! narrarator: now that Vegeta and Chi Chi are dead Trunks, Goku, and Gohan have no worries. |
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