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| You Know You Watch Too Much DBall When... By: Streakz |
| - You claim that though you're yet to accomplish a single ki attack, you can punch reasonably fast - Your hair is permanently black from using motor oil to grease it up and make it look as shiny as Goku's - When people ask you what DBZ is, you are obliged to sit them down and explain the whole story - You laugh at all the bad guys because you know they're gonna get beat down - You throw your shoe at the TV when Cell, Freiza, Buu, Mr. Satan, George Bush, etc.. comes on - You refuse to disect anything in biology because you know that #16 would never want to hurt a living thing(except Goku, but he dosn't count) - Your items at the checkout line are are blond hair dye and fifteen bottles of hair gel - You walk around in your orange bath robe all day, telling people it's your gi - You go literally ballistic when you find a DBZ video in the mall and you have your friend guard it while you go hit your mom up for cash. - You threaten to blow your cibling, spouse, mother, etc... into another dimension - You make your friends call you Trunks, Goku, Picollo, etc... - You call your friends by those names ^ - You've been stopped numerous times by police men in your car for trying to drive as fast as Goku - You see an actual bus with kids hanging off a cliff and you try to save them - You yell Kame Hame Ha when you flush the toilet - You yell Kame Hame Ha when you hear that you got a D on your science test - You have your mom cook tons of food and see if you can eat it in 5 minutes - You see everything as being related to DBZ (Hey that bright yellow sweater looks just like a super saiyan's hair) - You convert to Buhddism - You become a monk - You name your dog Porunga, the Namekian Dragon. - You have dreams about having romantic episodes with one of the DBZ characters - Your cat has eaten his fare share of action figues laying around the house - Every time you see a monkey you say, hey it's an Oozaru - You make a shrine out of bubble gum to your favorite character like on "Hey Arnold!" - You have set out to kill all who think DBZ is "just a cartoon" |
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