| Master Roushi's Psychic Hotline By:Streakz |
| Roushi: Welcome to Master Roushi's Psychic Hotline, I'm Master Roushi! Wazzzzzzzzzzzup!!!! This is the show where you call in for Psychic help! I'm here with my co-host Oolong! Say hi Oolong! Oolong: Big up to ya'll peeps in Oolong land! Word boyeeeee!!!! Roushi: To talk to Roushi the number is 1-900-masterroushispsychichotlineisthegreatestshoweverandthatsnolie! Oolong: Call now!!!!! Roushi: I think we have a call! Wait no.... 3 Hours Later Roushi: I can feel it in my bones! Someone is about to call.... right now! Ring! Ring! Ring! Roushi: My psychic abilities were correct! (Roushi picks up the phone and answers!) Roushi: Master Roushi's Psychic Hotline! Talk to me! Drunk Unknown Guy: Uh....... I want a pizza with pepperoni, onions, bacon.... (Cut Off) Roushi: What!!!!!!! This isn't Dominoes!!!!!!!! You stupid beep beep beep! Dam cersors! Hey guy, you may not know this because it's radio but I'm flicken you off right now! Oolong: Snort! Snort! (Master Roushi hangs up the guy) Ring! Ring! Oolong: Not that guy again! (Master Roushi picks up the phone angrily) Roushi: What do you want!? Goku: Uhhhhhh a psychic readin......... Roushi: Ohhhhhhh a real caller! What can I do for you? Goku: Well you see.... I think that my wife Chi-Chi has been secretly sneaking in twinkies behind my back! Not even sharing with me! I mean c'mon! That's gotta be worth some time in the big house!! Oolong: I agree with you caller.... If my pig was doin that to me... then I would go karayzee! Roushi: Of course you pig! Oolong; Oh now you dun it! Somins bout ta go down! Roushi: Oh you callin me out! Goku: Roushi!!!!!!!!! Can you just tell me if she doin dat er not? Roushi; Sorry Goku! No, Chi-Chi hasen't been smuggling in twinkies. Goku: What a relief! Roushi: But....... she was smuggling Hostess Cupcakes! Goku: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! It's worse than I thought!!!!!!! Well thanks for all your help! I'm gonna go straighten things out! Roushi: Thanks for calling! Oolong: What a nutcase! Ring! Ring! (Roushi answers.) Roushi: Hello caller! Trunks: Hi Roushi, this is Trunks calling! Oolong: Hi Trunks! Roushi: Hello Trunks! Trunks: I just wanted to know why my mother and father would name me after pants!???? Roushi: Well, I can see that you grandfather is named Dr. Breifs and Bulma must have thought that she was being clever when she named you Trunks! (That stupid woman! Roushi whispered under his breath.) Trunks: That's all you got?!!!!! C'mon! I want my 2.50 zeni per minute back! Ripoff! Oolong: Whats in his shorts! Get it! What's in his shorts! His name is Trunks! Hahahahahaha! Roushi: Shut ur pie hole pig! Oolong: Seriously, suntin is a bout ta go down once and for all! Roushi: That's it! You're fired! Oolong: I'm goin on Yajarobe's show of pie! I'll be more appreciated there! Roushi: Bring in the next DBZ reject! Puar: Hey guys! This is the new co-host! Roushi: Not for long cough cough! Ring! Ring! (Roushi picks up!) Roushi: Hello caller! Yajarobe; Hey Roushi! I just wanted to say thank you for that nice dinner1 How did you know pig was my favorite! Roushi: You're very welcome! Do you like cat? (Master Roushi eyes Puar) Puar: Don't get any ideas Roushi! I'll get my home doggers on you! Yajarobe: Mmmmmmm... Cat! I love cat! Roush: Well bye Yajarobe! Yajarobe: Bye! Roushi: You fat punk! Well, that's all the time we have for the show.... we have to make time for a three hour block of the theme song to DBZ! We'll talk to you next week on Master Roushi's Psychic Hotline! |
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| But..... Roushi was reported goin into an all night Seven 11 in his underwear and was never seen again! Some think that he was frozen by a Big Gulp Mountain Dew Slurpee.... others think that he was assaulted by DBZ rejects such as Puar, Oolong, Tien, Yamcha, Krillin and Chaiotzu! Where ever he is.... we know that no one will miss him! Goodnight! |