| holly-- TURKEY...tpop...shaky lasagna...singing in the hall...chief justice...pancakes... mushrooms...dizzy...fairest of the fair and pretzels...no diggity...i've got rhythm...red cars and coke...sleepers, awake! and all the markings...middle school band...all those bad words: D, A, S, P, F...vidalia onion sauce...football 1999 #70...listening in the stairs...winter formal 99 and 00...chili's crazy waiter...ladies, would you like the bill?...scarecrow and mrs. king!!!...i've found my lee stetson...season 2, no 3, no 2 1/2!...lemons...mambo italiano...merry "kiss"mas...wassail in soda bottles...while you were sleeping (jack aka john)...jean... parlant en francais...tex the cowboy...the perfectly magically fitting dress...leafing trees... klutz books...tituba and the crunkable...the crazy football game..."the justices ruled in my favor today"..."i think it's really nice that someone likes francine--huhahahaha!!!"...have fun at lunch!...no tormentation, please...christmas break parties...WAR! HUH! what is it good for? absoultely NOTHING!!!...new year's 2001...semi b/f/g/f ...combination line-up...o my gosh! it's chocolate!...mysterious cat fights...dop and doh...new year's 2001...glasses...tom and chris the flutes...sunday will never be the same...don!...DO YOU WANNA SHARE A PIZZA??? YES!!!!!!...2000 LEADERS RULE!! ,...holly's gonna be a t-shirt when she grows up...no, melons do NOT grow on the bottom of the ocean!...sofa chic... sophie aka soap-- tpop...prom 2000...mirine, no soph...pheobe...getting mooned at lunch...alarm clock: UGH!...soap...the great essay...co pa...carpethead...gym 1999...not fat, PHAT...PIVVN...bozo the clown, falalalala d. goodness, cyal8rqt, loona, queen sheba, polywannacracker..."random" parking lot searches...aphordite/cupip eyes...stair stare...chelsea and the ping pong queens...bobby/kwigga/wombat/bubbles...train...putt-putt ...murdered wafer cookies...pole climber...lemons...pancakes...butter...butter melting over pancakes...chief justice...mushrooms...lunch bunch 2000-01..."i'm ANNOYED at you!"...tone cards...mirined steak...cruella chasing other dalmations...left is right, right is wrong...ugh! you are so sarcastic!...animal sounds on the phone...coffee...candy land tournaments...the dental floss plane project...paul...transcendentalism...ROFPMGO... smuckers! angel!...cartoons in english...what language do you think in???...brains... pumpkin head...psychology...getting filmed from a car with 2 guys and a guitar...hot chic in the cast...kevin...prom 2001...the rage at putt-putt...throwing people into the lake at woodland hills...who is leigh going to marry??...the baskin robbins guy... your boyfriend is gay... mary jean-- imax traditions...falling out of trees...hen laying egg *gong*...car spy and run...the little hamburger...twister...the penal farm...scrooge...leaf fights...fan-folding and sock puppets... home buddies...itty bitties...karate chop *ow! ow*...journey to jupiter...pancreas...mary poppins...CDA: calm, dignified ADULTS...shoot!...spilling stuff...burr, burr!!!...camelot...the red hot chili's pepper...merry "kiss"mas... mirine-- mirined steak...pancreas...band 1998-99...bag of jelly pens...the im and the phone...all-west 1999: the pebble under the car...twister...15th b-day party...dogs...the fond heart...evil plastic forks...get out your binoculars...cartoons in english...lunch bunch 2000-01...candy land tourneys...chief justice...the crunkable...soap's sugar...tpop...mushrooms...night of great ideas...the peacemakers...tone cards...the lemon starburst...lemons...the new screen name...autographs...strings 2 (the evil keyboard)...music theory(lalalala).... prof i-man, prof wirls (ommmmmmmmmmmm...)...prof spy, i mean, michta... carol-- the homemaker's project party!...the crunkable...the dood...dane and your mom...basketball 2000...paula abdul exercise in the parking lot...phisophile society: newtons, ice skating, einstein..."now that's the dumb thing of the day!"...the transcendentalism flower; *reek reek reek*: it's attacking me!!!... "i'll learn you!"...TRACTOR!...waffle house...kitchen crusader...baby bug and baby bunny... new year's 2001...evil dead II...ashley 'ervery...teacher in daisy dukes...the po-po...the crushed plastic bowling pin...slug...twister...candy land...lunch bunch 2000-01...mah dood...brixton's windshield wiper...first choice prom dresses...karaoke at the ugly mug...speaking french...<<fetes de francais>>...mon petit copain de dejeuner (je l'embrasse)...fudge...les flics...LEMUR/MAKI...carolellogram...shamus (go ut)...cookies without baking powder...GL...fondue and salade nicoise...piety and progress...the meninites at rmh...johny, carla, and joyce...talking french in the new library... leah-- it's all crazy...sweet...parking and PARKING...jason/jeremy...pancakes and butter... pancakes showing up at rehersal...cookies...getting filmed from a car with 2 guys and a guitar!...the plane...goody we----...coach precal...TRIGONOMETRY...the trig bible... studying at davis kidd...the hot chic in the cast...kevin...the pinto/hoopdy...getting j/j grounded ...munford ...IHOP ...bafford...cox...leah/leigh/leigh/leah...laughing at how miserably we failed precal...lunch and your interesting looks...tractor!...i'll learn you if you teach from me...guess who followed me up the stairs...talk soup with ms. kraker...you're BLIND...rolling 'r' s...cruella...your BOYFRIEND...aleece...morning announcements...loosing faces...colored pencils spilling all over the floor..."we're having a TEST. . . . . . . .tomorrow!"...it's in the bag...daises from jon...jerk...ICM renee-- SLORES ARE US!!!...chief...lunch bunch 2000-01...tractor...i'll learn you if you'll teach from me...the transcendentalist tree and flower...sewing and mixing: home economics project...pancakes ...butter...the RAGE after lunch...party in the park...flashlight kickball...plastic bowling...capture the flag/bowling pin...the po-po...alan and his little doll "trippy"...freeze tag with a cast...sidewalk chalk amanda...quote #8... reminiscing at the middle school..."we're in the same boat....but no one's rowing"...the food war at lunch...ahh the zoo... jennifer-- the guitar guy...doin tha jesus thang: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."if you're gonna cheat on your boyfriend, don't do it with KENNY!"...ugly mug disaster night...oragami tips at shogun... quad squad jokes-- "we may be different, but in the end we're all fruit."...plato...plato jr....freud the fetus...mullets...the mullet poster...mullet man...business in the front, party in the back...chelsov ashacrova the rushin...chelsivus athieus the greek...purkles..."alright, ms. WRONG NUMBER!"..."paul, this is your mother. i'm getting worried, so please call me!"...GDI: gosh darn independents...greco-romans...wallyball...racquetball...1234: the time when everything's funny...old lady carpet...toothpick!...wall of shame... CHURCH JOKES!!! montreat 2000: wigga wigga woo woo...jason's plastic sunglasses...jason's shoe kick-off...light the fire...KEVIN... WAZZUP??...."so that christ can weave god's vision ::whisper:: in me"...headphones...walker sleeping...who killed leigh?...carrie's stuff...zero bar...the finger guy...don't choo be messin wit mah grill...on the reel..."i don't think jason is the girl type." -mollie...frisbee...blue goo spiders... st. louis 2000: air conditioner on the van...the hotel invaders...beating the seats...writing on the windows... "katherine strongly dislikes church songs"...making trucks honk...headphones...ping pong in pjs...zebras (yikes)...finding the mexican restaurant...sally's gray hair...sunburned buntyneers... john denver...american pie...daily cheese...pimp daddy mack tido germain spenser whore-hay smith hyphen price slash jones... montreat 2001: "slightly over 70"...the sissy bar...ben affleck/dave...kevin...no-bo the hobo...wasp stings...duncan in the basement...community service at wal-mart...finding rev. steph's man... montreat 2002: roger...dancing..."chat online, pick up the phone"...jeff foxworthy...pimpin with baby got back and shake it fast...iggy..."for rizeal...i nizzo!"...chip and sophia...bob marley songs... sally: ice cream..."i'll shut up now"...sam and the gang...17th b-day party...clancy and that girl at TCBY...o brother where art thou...bad driving days...youth group president jessica: chris"t"...i like scottish people...your monkey...crack...the wonderful world of guys...vegetables... night at java cabana...depends on how i'm sitting...hat girls...iggy... carrie: BREAKFAST BUDDIES...calling "person"...depends on how i'm sitting... |
| inside jokes |
to all the people who have jokes on this page: have fun to all the people who don't have jokes on this page: they're either coming in the near future, or you just plain have no clue what any of this means because you don't even know me. . . |