These are the original hotties. My best friend Leo on the far left, Me second, Daniel Buirski and Daniel De Kock. Yes, my name is also Daniel. yes, three Daniels. Yes.
And yes, De Kock is his last name. Im sure he's heard the jokes. Hey Leo, remember the 'hey cock' joke?
Before going on, you must comprehend the word Beaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. Or not.
Its a personal joke.
The last time i saw De Kock, who will now be referred to as Quaz, his afro could not be contained in one location. He's breeding rabbits down there, it's like a pumpkin on a toothpick. He's got his own weather station. It's like a virtual planetoid.
The Quaz story - LATER..... read on.
This is me and one of my 19 first cousins. My grandmother had 7 children. Go figure.
My hair is blue in this picture. It looks weird. Anyway... This was taken around 20th December 1999.
I look like a toss if you dont zoom up. Not too far though, then you might throw up.
This is in Israel. Israel is a cool place. (If everyone spoke English). I got 13% for a final Hebrew exam, and managed to get 45% for the year somehow. I speak Hebrew, but not very well. And these marks are not equivalent to US grading system, so I'm not a complete moron. 45% in SA is like a C in the states.
And for those ppl who dont know me, SA means South Africa, where I'm from. My homeland...
Dont cry for me, South Africa. The truth is I never left you. All through my wild days. My mad existance.I kept my promise. Dont keep your distance. Leo, remember that? in grade 9? Jeeeeesssssusss that was bad.
MORE LATER.... CLICK ON THE QUAZ
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