Had your child scream, "Stop pinching me!" in the middle of the grocery store when you're not touching him? (Me)
Had the door of the vehicle you're driving open while in motion? (Me)
Opened the freezer door and had an 8 pound roast fall on your foot? (Also, me)
Attacked someone, and your dog bit you? (Again, me)
Wrecked your car into a coworker's car? (Yep, you guessed it---me)
Had your car explode mysteriously while dining in a restaurant on vacation?
Twisted your ankle by stepping on your own foot? (Me)
Been told the bank where you're saving your money for a ski trip closed and they gave all the money to the poor people? And you believed it? (NOT me, someone else who shall remain nameless)
Quit eating hamburger meat for a week because someone told you it killed one of the actresses on a soap opera? And you repeated this "truth" to others who laughed at you? (Again, the someone else mentioned above) To the someone else, okay, I'll leave you alone now.)
Had an ant bed explode on you? (SEE Stupid Things)
Pulled a muscle answering the phone and accidentally screamed "OW!!!" in your customer's ear?
Had a creditor call you on Friday afternoon, and your husband told them he didn't know where you were? That you were probably out spending your paycheck?