1) You will wait in line (any line---especially the express lane) for at least twenty minutes at the grocery store if you have anything frozen. Multiply this time by 1.5 if the frozen item is ice cream. Multiply by 2 if the ice cream has tasty chunks of anything that will sink to the bottom when melted.
2) The person in front of you at the ATM will have never used an ATM in their life. They will also be depositing a check, making a transfer, and getting cash back.
3) No matter what kind of crises you�ve been through in your life, the person you�re talking to will have endured much worse.
4) If you get off work at 4:00, the person calling you at 3:58 will want to chat.