James: Welcome everyone to today's deathmash! The fighters are brush and sg. grunt! Protodan: i think you mean deathMATCH, James
Protodan: OOoooh! brush really knows how to stir things up! James: but his color beam is absorbed by sarge. G
Protodan: what happened?! why am i all blue?
James: brush used "Invert Colors" attack!
James: brush draws the Chaos emeralds! Protodan: and pretty good ones, too.
James: Brush is in his super form!
Protodan: he uses a super beam! a super beam has the power of 100 protoblasts!
Protodan: NOO! brush lost his superform at the last second! James: bummer. i want to go home.
James: sarge G. is using bubble gum! he better be careful, because he could get DQd for suffocating brush! Protodan: but so far he has missed.
James: Brush has drawn a weight! Protodan: he could squish Sarge G with that! will the battle end soon?
Protodan: Oh no! sg grunt has got bubble gum in Brush's fur!
James: Looks like Sarge G is in trouble. Brush is using the legendary "erase" attack.
Mailman: here is the wheelchair delivery, sir. Protodan: hey he isnt supposed to be here!
James: Look! stop foolin around. brush is using dynamite!
James: sorry folks, no boomboom. protodan will do the explosion. Protodan: BBOOOM! KABOOM!! eeaahhh.. BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!
Protodan: BOOOOM! CRASH!! KkaBBOOOM!
James: stop it! the special effects are over!
James: Protodan, Barney, and Sg. Grunt. I can name a few more. Teletubbies, for one. Protodan: hey, look! i made the list!
Protodan: ooh. the pain of seeing himself was to much for him. James: We have a winner! Brush is the champion, after.. uh... 21 rounds!
K.O.
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