| February, 1633 | Issue # 33 | Still Only One Sou |
by Hugh de Pudsey, PARIS -- With the success of the French troops in Lorraine (see the Military News), international tensions are running high. The forces of the Holy Roman Empire have for some time contested the lands of Lorraine, in which the city of Nancy is a key strategic center. By maintaining the city as a French stronghold, not only have the High Command denied the enemy a vital resource, but they have also thrown down the gauntlet.
Comprising the borderlands between two great states, Lorraine has always had the feel of a "no-man's land". Even its inhabitants are largely bilingual -- the dominant language shifts, depending upon whose troops are in town this week. Cynical and pragmatic, these people have been seen herding sheep and tilling fields calmly in the face of advancing armies or artillery fire.
With the discovery of large numbers of Habsburg forces in the region, the French Field Marshal has communicated with the Minster of Foreign Affairs to arrange a demilitarization treaty between this country and the Holy Roman Empire. Sources within the Foreign Ministry, however, paint a gloomy picture. One such source, who asked not to be identified, had this to say: "There is a saying among the ambassadorial staff which illustrates perfectly our predicament. It is this: 'As pointless as arguing with a Habsburg bureaucrat.' Need I say more?"
by Louis Brissac, PARIS -- His Royal Highness, King Louis XIII, after months of deliberation, finally reviewed the Royal Lists for those deemed worthy of exalted Nobility. Of all the names upon that most honored of lists, the following candidates were selected:
Decisions this month were made for Minister of State, King's Champion and the Director of the Theatre Royale, to which no one of name applied for any position last month. Despite this somewhat lukewarm beginning, this month's applications were both spirited and artful. The applications open this month were for Court Minstrel (currently held by JPdA) and Royal Confessor. While no churchman of rank applied for the post of Confessor, no fewer than three applicants put in for the Court Minstrel's post: AHdG, JPdA and PLT.
Traditionally, an application for this position is appended to a sample of the artist's work. In Colonel Le Turk's case, having been at the front all season, no such effort was forthcoming. The incumbent D'Atonville supplied the Court with his work, included below:
I
I only know the grief which raises
in a love-ridden heart for over-loving,
since my will is so firm and whole
that it never parted or grew distant from her
whom I longed for from the first acquaintance and after:
and now, without her, I tell her burning words;
then, when I see her I don't know, so much I have to, what to say.
II
For seeing others I am blind, deaf for hearing them
since in her only I see, and hear and take heed,
and in that I surely don't stir flattery
since the heart desires her more than mouth may say,
wherever I roam through fields and valleys, plains and mountains
I shan't find all those qualities in a single body
which God wanted to gather and place in hers.
III
Surely I have been in many a good court,
but here by her I find much more to praise:
measure and wit and other good virtues,
beauty and youth, worthy deeds and fair disport;
so goodly kindness taught her and instructed her
that it has rooted every manner foul from her:
I don't think she wants anything good.
IV
No joy would be brief or short
coming from her which I endear to guess it,
otherwise she won't know it from me
if heart cannot reveal itself without words,
since even the Rhone, when raindrops swell it,
has no such rush that heart a larger flow
doesn't yield me, weary of love, when I behold her.
V
Joy and merriment from another looks fake and ill,
since no worthy one can compare with her,
and her speech is above the others'.
Aye me, if I don't have her, alas, so badly she has taken me!
But this grief is amusement, laughter and joy,
since in thinking of her, of her I am gluttonous and greedy:
aye me, God, could I ever enjoy her otherwise!
VI
And never, I swear, I have liked game or ball so much,
or any thing has given my heart so much joy
as did the one that no false slanderer
made public, which is a treasure for me only.
Do I tell too much? not me, unless she is displeased:
beautiful one, by God, speech and voice
I'd lose ere I say something which annoys you.
VII
And I pray my song does not displease you
since, if you would like the music and lyrics,
little cares Jean-Pierre whether the unpleasant ones like it too.
A Sonnet upon the Luminousity of our Court
and
It will be most interesting to see which of these three applicants are selected by the Crown Prince next month. Also on the calendar for next month are Chancellor (selected by the Minister of State) and the Playwright in Residence (a post currently held by Chevalier D'Atonville and appointed by Her Majesty, Queen Anne.Oh beauteous Queen, whose pleasure it now is
To name a bard, a poet, to regale the Court
With words amusing and inspiring, 'tis
I, deGascogne, of ancient line, of good report.
Though known for striving martially I am,
And Scientific inquiry betimes,
Let not the Poet's Muse, that beauteous Dam
Be thought forsworn and so, forthwith, my rhymes.
My pledge is given, to strive both in word
And deed, to rhyme and sing the fair-made days:
Made fair by fair maids and fair acts
Of France's gallant men. These, then, my lays
Shall for thy Royal pleasure crafted be:
An thou deign now to shed thy grace on me.
by Rene Descartes, PARIS -- Last month's submission to the Royal Academy of Sciences, entitled, "Gustavus Adolphus and a new Tactical System", penned by Chevalier De Guise received acclaim from his peers this month. In all, and of three other members, the results were unanimous in its acceptance. The article itself may be viewed in January's Paris Gazette in its entirety. Rumor in the royal apartments suggest that this paper has been forwarded to the Field Marshal for review, but no official word has been received. Of course, De Guise was recorded in the Royal Lists for his thesis.
Hot on the heels of this event, AHdG developed a thesis of his own, which is reprinted here, courtesy of the Royal Academy:
Your Sublime and Divinely-Ordained Majesty, King Louis XIII, Chevalier M de Guise, Mssrs. Jean-Pierre D'Atonville, Renee Dupree, Gallimard Stoutelie.The Royal Academy members are requested to present their opinions to the Chairman by the first of March.
I have found myself much concerned with matters of ballistics and trajectory, of late, and so make bold to have this Treatise from the Front, finished and polished during a period of convalescence.
I am honoured to be allowed to submit, for your perusal:
The Mathematical Concepts of Trajectory, together with an Amusing Corollary.
As our Country is even now Beset by Avaricious and Pestilential Foes, and as these Foes are those of God and Man alike, it may be inferred that there is not better Pastime for the Man of Loyal and Scientific Bent, for one who truly pursues and espouses Peace, that Sought-After and Blessed
State, than to become acquainted with the Most Expedient Methods for the Extermination of the Enemy.
So, to Artillery and Trajectory.
Contrary to the beliefs of those not well versed in the Mathematical Sciences, the Trajectory of Cannon Balls and similar Ballistic Articles is not straight, but a curve known as a Parabolus.
This curve traces its Origin from the Mouth of the Projecting Device (per example, a cannon), proceeds up towards the Firmament and then, because as Aristotle so amply proved, it is the nature of things to Fall (both materially and spiritually, hence the benign and needful Blessings of Mother Church), it takes an exactly-symmetrical course once more Earthwards, where it brings much-deserved Death and Destruction to the Enemy.
The Angle of this Curve may be altered, as is well-known to Artillerists, by elevation of the mouth of the cannon, whereupon the Ball takes a Higher course, but not so far.
The Greatest Length of Flight is obtained if the mouth of the cannon is elevated to the same height as the length of the barrel, which is to an angle halfway between level and upright.
The other determinant of Distance is the Charge with which the gun is loaded, compared to the Weight of the Object to be hurled, in this case, the Ball.
It would be of great usage to the Artillerists of His Majesty's Armies, to construct a Table of values by careful Testing upon a peaceful field. The Cannons would be charged to differing amounts of Powder and the Balls fired at different Elevations. Distances could be marked down. Then,
rather than depending upon the experience of the Artillerist, or the vagueries of Dame Fortuna when launching an attack upon a target at a known distance, or rather than wasting time, powder and ammunition attempting to bracket a charging Foe, one could adjust the Charge and Elevation by reference to these Tables and accurately-destroy the Enemy with such speed, as to throw them into total Disarray and Demoralisation.
There is another, interesting Corollary, which may be only of interest to those of the most Rarified and Abstruse Mentalities, owing to the fact that it is purely Theoretical. As my hoped-for Scientific Confreres are Eminently within this category, I make it known.
Imagine that it were possible to construct larger and larger Cannons, or ones of Prodigious or Infinite strength, so that the charge could be continuously increased. It may be seen that the Trajectory of the Ball would reach, in its Parabolic curve, further and further afield. Now, here is the point which both Taxes and Exalts the Mind.
If the charge were sufficient, the Trajectory would follow the curve of the earth, which we know to be a celestial Sphere. A sufficiently-long Trajectory would endanger the Crew-- for the Ball could circumnavigate the Globe and strike them from behind! Whimsical, but one might hope for such an outcome, for His Royal Majesty's enemies.
The point of greatest interest is this. Consider the result if the Ball were projected forcefully-enough that the Trajectory's Head intersected its Tail, forming a circle, like the fabled Ourobouros. Then, in such an event, the Ball would not come to rest, but continue to travel again about the Globe, ad infinitum. A completely useless outcome, but one of extreme interest to the scientific mind.
I await the Decision of the Committee with interest.
Augustin Honore deGascogne
by C. de Bergerac, Theatrical Correspondent, PARIS -- As all Parisians no doubt are aware, this season was the Season of the Marines. From clothing styles to children's toys, the Royal Marines and their stage heroes were certainly on everyone's lips. With such a lavish production -- not to mention such an awaited event -- perhaps controversy was inevitable.
The cast was assembled of the most talented performers in Paris, including the beautiful Molle Haitchet and Wanda MontesGrandes. This critic thought the plot somewhat contrived, but the dialogue believable and the performing superb.
Among the assembled patrons were the playwright himself, JPdA in his box with AD and his fiance LC, LdB in his box with IA, XdP and RdG (AldG had attempted to seat himself there, but gracefully moved on) and PdG took a box and invited JLB and VdL. SdG was invited to sit with PdG's party, but apparently did not receive the message, for he was seen seated in the audience later. PaG, newly returned from the Frontier Regiment, arrived in grand style in his coach. He was in fine mettle, pointedly ignoring those members of the QOC present. Indeed, Monsieur Dugas celebrated later at the Hunter's party by placing wagers at the
gaming tables.
Among those seated in the aisles were AdA with his date CB, FR looking dapper
with PP at his side, GAdA with BE on his arm, GaS with BDP, GSt with IB, JF and
his wife VdV and MdG, resplendent with Mlle WMG (whom he gallantly escorted to
the stage door himself). In addition, CLF, GlS, GndL, JaT, JdA and SK
rounded out the patrons to observe this latest production. As the audience
quieted down in their seats the fanfare sounded, and Their Radiant Majesties,
King Louis and Queen Anne ascended to the Royal Box to enjoy the event.
His Majesty was seen to incline his head towards Chevalier D'Atonville,
signifying both recognition and approval.
Once the play had begun, however, a commotion had begun toward the back of the mezzanine, which, as the play progressed, became an ugly uproar. The players (hardy souls that they were) raised their voices to be heard above the din, and even the King was seen cupping the royal ear to hear the play. It was at this point that Monsieur Jean Bonne-Jovie (the producer) ordered the curtains lowered and mounted the stage himself, calling for peace. That was almost the case, until an unnamed patron rose in his seat and hurled a head of cabbage at the alarmed Bonne-Jovie. And so, pandemonium ensued.
When the dust settled, eight members of the 69th Arquebusiers (the play's antagonists) were arrested, as well as four unnamed theatre patrons. Damages to the establishment were estimated at 200 crowns. The opening night party, held at Hunter's afterwards, was a relatively quiet affair with plenty of good spirits and congratulations, but with a somewhat hollow ring. The Royal Family declined to be present, but -- despite His Majesty's discomfiture at the event -- deemed the play a success. Its remaining run during the month was well-attended and received its due acclaim.
The Merry Punsters Crack Wise until the Crack of Dawn
Chevalier Montfort de Guise is a man with a mission. That mission is to show the gentlemen of Paris as wits as well as warriors. As the Nancy Campaign was in its final weeks, De Guise proposed a duel -- not of swords, but of wits. This event, called "The Merry Punsters," will be an ongoing fraternity of satire-minded fellows, meeting at the host's club. This month, the inaugural meeting was held at Bothwell's. It's theme was in the form of a quatrain about "The Enemy Regiment".
Present were the founder, MdG, who brought his wit and a submission for the crowd's amusement, GAdA with his mistress BE, GaS with BDP and GSt, none of whom were entrants, but were certainly ready to be entertained by the proceedings. Likewise, LdB and PdG came along, although PdG protested that, try as he might to write a quatrain, his Muse had been on vacation. JF, too, was present, wife on one arm and poem in the other, and JPdA with his fianc� LC and a submission for the crowd.
In all, four submissions were made for judging. The fourth place quatrain was written by JF. Judged a worthy effort, it did not address the "Enemy Regiment" requirement:
The Queen's Own Ride like Angel's on wing
With glimmering blade her Justice bring
To hell and back they ride once more
her pride to carry into lore.
The third place entry came from JPdA, who (apparently subdued by the poor reception his play received at the hands of the 69th) was rather tame:
Once there was the 69th
For they only drinked and whined
We then learned them how to live
like Roy'l Marines and forgive
The second place rhyme was made by the host himself, MdG:
On the parade ground they look so dandy,
In silks they measure in yards,
But in battle they aren't quite as handy,
Those fops of the Dragoon Guards!
The first place entry, and winner of the 100 crown purse and the title "King of Fools", went to Captain AdA of the King's Musketeers for this verse:
That was no Cannon-shot heard
Echoing 'cross the Yard;
'Twas just the Fright'ning Flatulence
Of His Eminence's Guard!
After the judging was completed, revelry ensued until all hours. Quips and on-line japes were flying quicker than a Master's blade, and a rollicking good time was had by all. The participants (and this journalist) look forward to more such events with great anticipation.
The Great Winter Extravaganza is a Great Success
The Winter Season ended with a bang this month, as during the final week Major Lorenzo di Benetictis of the Cardinal's Guard spared no expense to put on the most sumptuous event ever seen at Hunter's Club. As the gentlemen and their consorts assembled to partake in or observe the Great Hunt (held in the forests outside Paris), Hunter's itself was in a swelter of activity. Passersby on the street stopped in amazement at the rich odors of exotic foods filling the air, and the shouts in strange foreign tongues from within the kitchens.
Of all the guests at the Feast, only three dared the Great Hunt to seize the prize of twin Greyhounds imported from distant Persia (and valued at a princely 200 crowns for the pair). These were the host (LdB) and his hardy competitors Arnauld de Belloc and Jean-Pierre d'Atonville. Together, the three men and their huntsmen set off into the brush to flush out their quarry. Major Di Benedictis was the first to bring down prey, in his case a brace of fine, plump grouse.
JPdA, for his part, took some time in finding his quarry, but succeeded in taking down a fine roe buck. His first shot was a quick one, which wounded the beast and caused its rapid flight. As his manservant Michael Zest was reloading the weapon (and this at the gallop), D'Atonville saw what might turn out to be his only opportunity, and deftly dropped the animal with a well-placed shot from his saddle-pistol. At about the same time, Captain De Belloc brought down an impressive stag, which won him the acclaim of his fellow hunters as well as the admiration of the ladies and, of course, the brace of hounds.
Retiring back into the warmth of the City walls, the party made its way to Hunter's where the feast commenced. CLF of the King's Musketeers was the first to arrive with his new paramour CL on his arm, followed by JPdA with his fianc� LC. GndL, too, showed off his new Mistress GB to the admiration of onlookers -- and AdB's disgust. Also present were PdG, AdB, JLB, AldG, JF, GlS, JdA, JaT and, or course the host LdB and his lady IA. A latecomer, His Royal Highness Louis XIII also attended, eager to hear of the events in the hunt.
The meal was such that the patrons feared the tables might give
way, for all the exquisite foods piled upon them. Morsels of both French
and Italian origin were present in lordly quantities, to the delight of
all. Between courses, acts of skill and daring by jugglers, acrobats, fire
breathers, musicians and sword swallowers amused and entertained the
company. Even the demure Ima Audigger was presented, and (despite her
apparent nervousness due to Royalty's presence) sang with sweet harmonies,
enthralling the assembly.
King Louis, delighted by the event, presented LdB with a Mention in the Royal
Lists, and a fine (if somewhat stuffed) time was had by all.
In February, all of the top racehorses were sent to the south of France to get them in top shape for April's race. The change was a welcome one for most of the horses. Reports from Lyon are that Maid of Orleans, the winner of the Toulon Test Race, and Charles the Great are both in top form. Mona Lisa, on the other hand, continues to disappoint with her lack of improvement, as has Aux la Chappelle.
Closer to Paris, Bastille and Ile de France are getting stronger and may make a play in April's Paris Derby.
Just one more month of development for these horses until the big race.
February was a relatively light month for the Gentleman's Clubs of Paris, although not surprisingly so. With all the great events of the month, such as the opening of "The Three Marines," the Merry Punster's meeting and the Great Winter Feast -- all of which were held in clubs -- most gentlemen had full social calendars. With that in mind, here are the events of February, 1633:
Week 1: XSC visits Bothwell's in his coach with date RLF on his arm. He was congratulated on his promotion to Colonel of the DG and applauded by the staff.
Week 2: AaG attends the Frog & Peach, where he was seen drinking alone. FR joins Hunter's this month, and avails himself of the library. JLB visits Red Phillips, and seems crestfallen that there is no one to party with.
Week 3: JdA joins Bothwell's and carouses royally in the sumptuous taproom.
Week 4: The officers of the Dragoon Guards hold an informal soiree at XSC's club, Bothwell's. AaG, GSt (with IB) and PaD attends the event, along with the host. PaD, who arrived in his coach with RL and ebullient with his successful return from the Front, bets on the gaming table and buys a round of drinks for his friends, saying, "I drink no more myself, but let me enjoy my friends' enjoyment." Elsewhere, FR attends Hunter's with PP, and the two of them enjoy the other's company. VdL joins The Frog & Peach, and, finding no one else to drink with, does so alone.
While many of the higher clergy were visiting Avignon for a retreat, Paris saw a good deal of activity in the churches, chapels and monasteries. With the recent fall of the so-called Order of Paris and the suspicious eye of the State trained on the clergy, many gentlemen have eschewed theology and the cloth.
Recently, however, two gentlemen of note have cast their lot with the God of Heaven, rather than Mars of the Battlefield. These men, GVM and SLR, attended the Monastery all month in theological contemplation. Indeed, Monsieur Moran is a mere month or two from ordination. Needless to say, local churchmen hold great hopes for these two.
The churches were vacant for the first half of the month, but during the third month the pews were filled with both lackies and ladies. Bee Endee was seen with GAdA's man Pierre Eleve, BDP was escorted by GaS' manservant Gilles Restal, and IB prayed while Andre Peccable, dogsbody of GSt, stood nearby. Similarly, the fourth week saw Countess Sophia Burgundeis attending church under the watchful eye of MdR's man, Amontillado.
By Donna d'Everlurn, Romantic Correspondent, PARIS -- As Winter fled away from the streets of Paris, the hearts of gentlemen and their paramours were swept up with the excitement of the impending Spring. Many of the romantic intrigues plaguing certain young ladies have melted like the snow, revealing a tranquil future.
Ah, but as the old fades away, the new blossoms, does it not? But of course! The tribulations of the poor lady Tatiana Rospov of whom I spoke last month are now over, as she and her fianc� GiS are soon to be reunited as his regiment returns from the Front. Sweet love, eh? And the insatiable Tai Meup -- whom I accused last month of using up her lovers -- remains constant to PdlS, who (for some reason) has a tendency to lock himself in his apartments.
But, as I have said, as the old fades away, the new springs forth, and so it is with Romance! This month's femme fatale is the quixotic Gloria leBelle. Her charms are reputed to be ample, but some have begun to question her tastes, if not her motives. Two gentlemen arrive on her doorstep -- our dear AdB, the genius of the rescue of the dear, departed LuG, and that bold AaG fellow. Both retire to duel (dreadful habit, that), and only AaG returns to her front step. Here he stands, having won the honor of her suit, and she...
Well, she declines. Coldly. What cheek! Then, the very next week, that strange little GndL fellow shows up. He brings her half the gifts of the other two, his standing in Paris is beneath the others, and she...
Well, she chooses him. If this isn't some twisted parody of Le belle dams sans merci, I don't know what it is. Oh, wait -- yes, Donna has forgotten. There is one who threatens to put the "black" into widow, a creature whose appetites are no doubt as unwholesome as her pallor. Yes, fellow Parisians, I speak of the newcomer, Natasha Badenov. Mark my words, she is a nogoodnik.
Here are the events of the romantic exploits in Paris this month:
Week 1: AaG and AdB showed up at Gloria leBelle's door simultaneously. After a brief scuffle, AaG courted the lady, who coldly turned him down.
Week 2: AldG courts NE -- brings gifts as usual, but was given a chilly reception at the lady's home. CLF courts CL successfully, spending lavishly and refusing to step down to others. GndL wins the heart of GB with 27 Cr in gifts, and PaD courts RL, mentioning his quiet, brooding sorrow and presenting a ruby necklace. As it turns out, the beautiful RL has a weakness for men of brooding mien as well as rubies, and a successful interview followed.
All month: MH, LL in Three Marines and AD attends Three Marines with JR's man Terrance Laplace.
With rumors flying rampant that military reform will shut down regimental gyms, many of Paris' gentlemen have opted to take up their training as economically as they can, while those facilities still exist. Some pundits have been heard to decry current practices, claiming that the modern soldier, while fit and skilled at arms, can neither march in tandem nor find usable equipment due to the military's laxity in seeing to the basics.
In the professional schools, PKVA was excused from his instructing duties due to medical concerns. Monsieur Van Amsterdam fell ill at the beginning of the month just before the duel between JF and GndL. Master Pierre le Grande, Captain of Le Chat, had this to say, "While it is true that we normally sack an instructor who fails to teach in a month, we felt it best to retain Messr. Van Amsterdam. His energy, intelligence and drive were admired by faculty and students alike."
Week 1: No activity.
Week 2: AdB raises Strength at a Gym, XdP attempts to train Rapier at CG gym; XSC practices Sabre at DG gym and MdR advances Rapier at Le Tigre.
Week 3: AdB and JPdA train Constitution at a Gym (AdB successfully); AldG, GaS and PaD train Strength at a Gym (AldG and GaS successfully). At the regimental gyms, PdG practices Cutlass at the RM, AaG advances in Sabre at the DG and XdP trains Rapier at the CG gym. In the professional fencing academies, VdL successfully trains Cutlass at L'Ours, while GAdA and MdR both train Rapier at Le Tigre, MdR successfully.
Week 4: At the Gymnasium, GaS works on his Strength, while in the fencing fraternities, AdA learns Rapier at Le Chat and GAdA and MdR again pair up for Rapier at Le Tigre, MdR successfully.
With an influx of new gentlemen to Paris, the bordellos have once more become centers of economic activity. Once thought to be merely houses of ill fame, today's bawdyhouse boasts a wide variety of entertainments, including (but not limited to) skits, strong drink, cards, dice, cock fights, social entertainments and much, much more! Visit your local brothel today!
Listed below are just some of the exciting events to be occurring in the Red Light District. Come on down, and let us show you Paris as it was meant to be seen!
Week 1: AaG pays the ladies of the district a visit, and is rewarded with lavish attention.
Week 2: Upon his arrival, JdA seemed glum and sluggish, but when he left, there was a spring in his step! What wonders our ladies can perform -- especially those who dress up in nurse outfits!
Week 3: Two gentlemen came to check out the fun -- JaT and JLB. With economic times being what they are, these fine gents offered to support several girls each -- what generous fellows!
Week 4: This is the week the girls call "Enter the Party Animal!" Yes, SdG, newly arrived in Paris, encountered every form of excitement the house could offer --he even won 25 crowns at dice! With all the repression and moralizing in our community, it's nice to know that some people still know how to have a good time -- especially with a lady in a nun outfit!
Advancements Cause Regimental Shuffling
By Yves M. d'Egmann, Military Correspondent, PARIS -- Several regiments are reorganizing after deaths or defections from their ranks, opening opportunities for ambitious officers. Military analysts tell us this is both good and bad -- good, because it clears out much of the dead wood, and bad, because untested commanders, or those with notoriously poor command records, are being promoted to positions of importance. As of print time, only time will tell how things will develop.
As most readers are aware, the spring campaign season is critical to set the stage for the Summer Campaign. Currently, the two highest ranking officers -- that is, those that may legitimately command a field force (JBB and SdS)-- are both just now returning from the Front. This means placing a less-qualified or less-gifted commander in place for Spring.
With the return of these forces from the German border, the Minister of Foreign Affairs has entered into talks with his counterparts in other nations. Based on his efforts, we suspect that no fewer than three brigades will be committed for the Spring Campaign, likely slated for a major field operation into Habsburg territory. At this time, only the QOC has volunteered for the Spring Campaign, leaving between eight and fifteen regimental slots open. Of these, half must be comprised of cavalry and half of infantry to provide the necessary mobility for field operations. At this time, the following regiments are placed on standby for deployment in Spring:
| FF1 Spring | |||||||||||
| Division | Brigade | ||||||||||
| 1st Brigade | 2nd Brigade | 3rd Brigade | |||||||||
| RFG | DG | RM | PLLD | CG | QOC | PM | RNHB | KM | ALC | 13th | 27th |
All officers and men are requested to report to their regimental headquarters for further information. Confirmation of these formations will be forthcoming.
FF1 Winter Returns from the Front
by Aramis de Burgoigne, War Correspondent, BRUSSELS -- After a hard-fought battle over the brittle, snowy landscape of Lorraine, the resolute faces of the French heroes are creased with smiles. These lopsided -- and occasionally toothless -- grins come readily to these men's faces when they hear the names of their commanding officers. Solieri, De Gascogne, Bleu, D'Schwing, Roussel, Le Turk. Especially La Batt-Bleu.
From a disastrous beginning, the men of the CPC, GDMD and RNHB took refuge within the embattled city of Nancy, surrounded by Habsburg troops. As they fought to hold the enemy outside the walls, enemy cannon-fire caused the collapse of several wall sections, almost killing Colonel Le Turk in the process. Providence intervened, and the Colonel was spared to bring the fight to the Germans. January saw the start of bitter attrition, as temperatures and spirits dropped, leaving the men cold, hungry and cut off from outside aid. Fortunately, the brave actions of the troops secured several key sally-ports and gates, allowing food and provender into the city.
As February began, the orders came in from Paris to withdraw from Nancy in preparation for a French push into the province of Lorraine, in an effort to secure it from Habsburg control. Brigadier General Jean la Batt-Bleu knew that, in order to withdraw safely, he would need to push back the German offensive. With such limited resources, this might be a problem.
To this end, the Brigadier selected a daring plan to confuse the enemy as to troop deployment, using the city walls as cover, and the GDMD as the bait. Spare weapons and equipment (much of it plundered from the Habsburg's own caches) were distributed around the walls, along with odd bits of uniforms and clothing. The GDMD, under Colonel Solieri's command, marched their men in order around the city walls, switching arms and uniforms to confuse German observers. Apparently the ruse worked, for just as the enemy prepared for an offensive from the east gate (tipped off by Solieri's mock troop movements), Colonel d'Schwing's men of the CPC rushed from the north gate, damaging the enemy camp and spiking his cannon.
All would have been well, save for two unfortunate events. First, a platoon of crack Habsburg arquebusiers rallied in time to open fire at the CPC's 3rd Squadron, mortally wounding the Major. The 3rd withdrew in poor order, being under heavy fire from enemy organ guns. Indeed, it appeared that E and F Troops would be decimated unless something were done quickly. This led to the second unfortunate event. Captain Lucien Grimaldi of B Troop quickly spurred over to his commanding officer, Lt Colonel Roussel, and requested permission to lead a countercharge against the German guns to relieve the 3rd Squadron. Roussel refused, and made preparations to rally the forces for a larger push. Grimaldi, however, was apparently still incensed from his capture and subsequent treatment at the hands of the enemy. According to his aide, Subaltern de Querci, the Captain vowed not to let his comrades befall such a fate, and sounded the charge.
It was a brilliant, if doomed, maneuver. Predictably, the guns turned from the retreating 3rd Squadron to the more immediate threat. Captain Grimaldi and twenty-two of his men lay dead, but had saved two entire companies by their valor. The Field Marshal is expected to posthumously decorate Captain Lucien Grimaldi for his bravery under fire.
Using these tactics, Brigadier la Batt-Bleu continued his harassment of the enemy throughout the month, culminating in the final sortie, led by Lt Colonel Jacques Roussel of the 1st Squadron of the CPC. The enemy, under heavy fire by Colonel Le Turk's forces of the Royal North Highlanders and the marksmen of the Grand Duke Max' Dragoons, wisely kept to cover. At this same time, Roussel's men made a sortie, skirting far into the forest behind enemy lines. When the shooting had died down, the Habsburg commander ordered the advance, and opened fire with field pieces and bombards. With all the noise and powder-smoke wreathing the field, it was child's play for Roussel's men to come into position behind the enemy and break into a glorious charge. The enemy forces routed the field, leaving the French in possession of the city and surrounding area.
For their bravery and efforts on behalf of France, the following promotions were made: Colonel Paul Le Turk, the volunteer commander of the RNHB, was promoted to Brigadier General 2nd Class and returned to his regiment, the 27th Musketeers. Within Grand Duke Max' Dragoons, Colonel Gilroy Solieri was promoted to Brigadier 2nd Class also, retaining command of the regiment. Renard de Sable, Captain of B Troop, was promoted to command the 2nd Squadron as its new Major. Even greater advancement occurred within the Crown Prince Cuirassiers, where Brigadier General 2nd Class Santana d'Schwing was promoted to Brigadier 1st Class, removing him from regimental command altogether. That post is now filled by his former Lieutenant Colonel, Jacques Roussel. Likewise, Argante de Berry, former Captain of A Troop, was field promoted to Major of the 3rd Squadron. And lastly, Thomas von Swiftblaue, former trooper of B Troop, was commissioned as a subaltern.
Finally, in recognition of his services to the State, the Field Marshal (by command of His Majesty) promoted Brigadier Jean la Batt-Bleu to Lieutenant General 2nd Class.
Regimental News for February
The fighting men of France have once again begun preparations for war, and have therefore jockeyed for the positions they seek to advance their fortunes. The Cardinal's Guard accepted as one of their own FR, who was previously an officer of good repute in the CPC. In the King's Musketeers, GaS is promoted to serve as Lieutenant Colonel and AdA as Major of the 2nd Battalion. Both AdA and CLF drill their troops in the third week.
PaD, newly redeemed from the allegations of Knavery, applies for Lt Colonel of
the Dragoon Guards and is confirmed by Colonel XSC, who then appoints
AaG to Regimental Adjutant. SdG joins the Royal Marines, applies for Captaincy and is appointed Captain, D Company.
And finally, GAdA sues for the post of Lieutenant Colonel (as he has done for
the previous two months) in the 27th Musketeers -- PLT accepts from the Front.
The posts of Quartermaster General and Division Commander were filled by undisclosed applicants. Brigadier D'Atonville was, however, appointed Army Adjutant by General Boncourant, and will begin in that capacity next month.
This month, applications were accepted for the following posts: Academy Principal, Bastille Major and Ensigns of the King's and Cardinal's Escorts. From these, the Academy Principal position received petitions from the following gentlemen: GdR, JPdA (who has already accepted a military post) and PLT. Applications for Bastille Major were made by GAdA and GaS, and the post of Ensign of the Cardinal's Escort was petitioned by XdP (who has already been selected by the appointing officer, LdB).
Applications opening for March are for Division Adjutants, the Advocate de
Militaire and for the Aides to the Inspectors General.
Section E: About
the Town
Has AdA been set up? His regimental friend GaS, who stood as his second during the affair of honor between he and GAdA, was then seen to be very friendly with aforementioned GAdA after the event. Indeed, so was GAdA's second, GSt. Is some collusion at work here?
Some gentlemen in Paris have observed that an agreement was made between AHdG and JPdA a year ago for the post of Court Minstrel. AHdG allegedly supported JPdA's previous attempt in return for JPdA's support for the post this year. Not only has D'Atonville not provided said support, but has in fact applied for the position himself. Is the current Court Minstrel a cad?
A newer arrival to Paris though lost in the charms of Mlle Tai Meup, Messr. Pierre de laSalle, was seen this month, working at a fishmonger's shoppe near the Porte St-Bernard. Has the lady tapped PdlS' pockets so deeply he must -- dare we say it? -- work for a living?
Those gentlemen paying more attention to their appearance and apparel are "in" with the ladies in '33. Last season's brocades are no match for the crushed velvet and rich colors of this season! Have you ever wondered who among the gentlemen of Paris measure up? Look no further! The Mistresses of Paris have been polled regarding the snappiest dressers, and here is their verdict:
Let's not even mention, shall we?: Anyone not listed below.
Nice, but drab: AaG, AdA, GlS, GndL, JaT, JdA, JPdA
Hmmm, very nice: AldG, CLF, FR, VdL, XSC
Jean, stop the coach!: SK
During the first week of February, both AaG and AdB visited Mistress Gloria LeBelle's doorstep at the same time. Both gentlemen retired to a nearby garden, where both drew steel. Captain Glider seized the initiative with a cut to De Belloc's right cheek, and blood flowed. Both gentlemen saw briefly to the minor wound, and Captain De Belloc quitted his suit.
An Open Letter to the Gentlemen of Paris
Feb, 1633
As a gentleman of some standing, and a former soldier to Their Majesties, I feel compell'd to write this letter. In my day, there was an edict against duelling in Paris; and while that ban has been repealed, making it an easier matter for Gentlemen to address and redress wrongs of honour, I must decry the shoddy maintenance of decorum in these matters.
I learn that Giuseppe d'Aigle has challenged Alfredo d'Arc, due to a perciev'd slight involving (as is too common, I feel, in these matters) a woman, and one who used to keep company with Maj. d'Aigle's superior officer, Col. Paul Le Turk. I say to you, Gentlemen, that the Major has insufficient Cause. Perhaps the Col. is incapable of duelling his rival; he is, however, certainly not incapable of issuing a Gentleman's Challenge: this is evidenc'd by his issuing a subsequent Insult from the safety of the Front. In poor taste, I might add. These times, my lords, when a child of an impoverished Gentleman may put forth the untenable position that the son & heir of a rather well-off Count is a "peasant"...well, one might ask oneself: is this the man France wants leading her armies? Might not the artillery be pointed the wrong way about?
Lastly, Gentlemen--and perhaps most importantly--let us please have the decency (which is, it seems, all too uncommon) to issue a challenge in a modicum of Time amenable to both parties being able to adequately provide for themselves. One wonders as to th' advantage for which Maj. d'Aigle must have been angling so hard, in order to give M. d'Arc such short notice. Was he hoping d'Arc would be second-less? Could there be a reason for this? I don't suspect FOUL PLAY ... certainly not ... shouldn't be asked....
I sweep the dust from my boots with my thrice-plumed hat to M. d'Arc for meeting with M. d'Aigle at all. Yet only you, Gentlemen, can answer the pressing question: What is Paris coming to?
Olivier de Rede, Comte de la Fere
I hope you didn't forget my fencing lesson I announced in the December Paris Gazette. I will wait you with your saber in sunrise of 1st of March at the Carmelites' garden. Captain Sean Kennedy will accompany me.
Sincerement,
Guilbert de Rouillac,
Colonel of Princess Louisa Light Dragoons,
Bearer of the Knight's Cross,
Founder of St. Jacob Hospital.
Fides per Fidem
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"Nec Pluribus Impar"
There is nothing finer than this
The Dragoon Guards are at the moment accepting gentlemen of virtue and skills in their ranks
Good posibilites for honour, fame and wealth. Many openings in the regiment for daring young men.
please contact Colonel de Saint-Claire
WANTED:
Nose plugs. Industrial strength pref. Florist downwind of CG barracks.
Cannot keep up. Help! Help! Help!
Lise d'Fleur, Prop.
2 Rue d'Dei
Paris
Well, Death Before Dishonor is up and running with a vengeance. The machinery is all in place, and the last things I need to do to make it self-governing are:
And that's it. Most of the players have been using the Orders pages from the website to place their character's orders, and this has helped tremendously. One of the most difficult tasks faced by any game master is the interpretation of the orders received from the players. I see orders such as, "Week 2: Court XXX, spend lavishly." How many crowns is considered lavish? If someone else shows up, do you fight, or retire? If you are unsuccessful, do you go to the Red Light District?
Using the Orders Form not only automatically flags the receipt of your orders, but organizes them for me to speed the process of adjudication. I truly appreciate those of you who have done so -- this turn I was able to do so much more than the last, and the next turn will go even faster. My goal is to decrease the turnaround time, to provide more time for role-play on the list.
If you have questions or comments regarding the new rules, the website or any other DBD-related matters, please contact me. Furthermore, if you have suggestions regarding improvements or new rules, please stay in touch.
On a more personal note, my family was on vacation the past couple of weeks leaving me some relative peace and quiet. I spent the time in a variety of (mostly outdoor) activities such as bicycling and enjoying the fabulous weather we had here in Alaska. I had some new insights as to rules, and am hammering them out -- many of them will be posted during the three weeks of this turn.
>>Burt
Orders Deadline for March, 1633:
August 30, 2000