Shane gets mega pirate-points because he ran from the cops, got
scratched up, got arrested, suspended from boarding school, and
he stole the cops who arrested him's trading cards
That's right; cops have trading cards. On the back it has stats and a quote!
Rzsezutko gets pirate-points for having a P (for pirate) brand, and
numerous gnarly pirate tats
Lars gets pirate-points for being of Viking descent, but
pirates don't cry, even when something gets in their eyes.
Point loss. Sorry Lars.
Alex gets them for her awesome bag
Sonya gets them for the pirate band-aids!
Brett doesn't really have any pirate-points, but he gets pilot-points and afro-points
