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Comletely random things or any thing else that doesnt fit into any other catagory.Mainly Quotes. |
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"where are all the stars? I have seen bigger stars when i accedently sat on my nuts."
-triumph the insult comic dog |
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
-Rodney Dangerfield. |
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
-Robin Williams. |
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
-David Letterman. |
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"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
-Eric Morecambe. |
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
-Anon. |
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Optical Illution......stare at the dot in the middle for a long time and eventually the gray will dissapear... Its Maigic |
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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, |
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"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, |
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"I hear this all the time 'it was the last place i looked for it' well du it was the last place you looked for it.....'find your wallet yet bill?' 'yup but im still looking for it'
-Jeff Foxworthy |
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More Quotes.... |
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If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J.P. Getty.
"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died."
--Steven Wright .
"This morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it."
"You'll earn thousands of dollars daily by doing nothing."
--Found on a piece of paper in a Fortune Cookie . |
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Every night you wrote another line, with a bloody.. broken ...bottle, and everyday you wish it away.. why don't you pull the pin on that grenade ya cuttle. I wanted to believe.. body swing from trees struggling to stand with your head in your hands, a stupid last stand of a dying man, I wanted to believe as I watched your world crumbled in your hands I wanted to believe as you.. raised your glass to your last stand and I wanted to believe you would..win the war in your head that I did not understand........I did not understand... every night the questions poured out ..of your wounded eyes, dammed.. are.. things, everyday ..you used to pray, listen to the black raven sing ..you wanted to believe as you were falling to your daze, struggling to stand,with you life in your hand, the sad last stand of a broken man.
The sound of you falling, did not understand the trembling heart of a dying man .........
credit goes to Senon for this...nice huh? |
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