| BUS RIDE I hate riding the bus home Loud smelly bullshit Why God? Why me? Save me From the madness Rub my dick Clockwise On the seat I didn't do it Graham cracker Below 50 MPH Sandra Bullock Drive the bus by 2t |
| SCOOBY SNACKS Every now and then Idiots in a van Shaggy? Why does Scooby get All the treats Stupid mysteries Pretty Mary Sunshine Raped me In a back alley She's all right With me by 2t |
| ROBBIE Cocky son of a bitch Asshole Cute sister Dale shot himself Kinda sad *Coward* Robbie's a pothead now Maybe we could hang? Treat me right I might not kill you by 2t |
| BOOTY She cried when I said I was leaving Then she fucked another man Why? She was mad Bored I called her a bitch *BLAM* She didn't take it well Bleeding from the eye Whore *BLAM* Keep this up And I'll leave for good by db |
| SUPER DICK She brought home a goat I hated it Damn goat at my clicker So I burned its tail When I woke up It had eaten my wife Smiling up at me With bloody teeth Goat sleeps in the bed now by db |
| THE BALLAD OF KENNY LOGGINS He was down on his luck A talentless hack He wrote some shitty songs Fucking 'Caddyshack' He fades into obscurity Still a hack If I ever see him on the street I'll kick him in the groin And steal his wallet Fuck Kenny Loggins by db |
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| BAD POETRY CORNER |