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| Hello, and welcome to the first website, um, actually I guess this is the third or fourth webiste dedicated to the Taint men and their obsession with nudity and vulgar language. Three or four websites? Why do we deserve that much webspace? We don't. Not really. But due to circumstances out of our control, our last two or three sites went the way of the Dodo bird, and we had to start anew. Ah, geocities. A fine place to set up shop. Sure, we were established in March of 2001 here, and we've only accumulated a handful of visitors, but that doesn't deter us. No sir, we're still out there, plugging away at what we do best: nothing. So if you have the time, please, look around a bit. Don't feel afraid to click things. Lots of things. There are plenty of secrets in Taint Mansion. Plenty of stuff to do. Read the Old Man's rants, wonder why Vinnie the Hardcase still exists, learn to hate Scott the traitor. It'll be fun. We'll be updating regularly throughout the summer, at least. So bookmark the site and come back often. Sign the guestbook. Send us emails. Our addresses are accessable through our individual pages, so don't be afraid to tell us you love us, hate us, or feel indifferent about the whole endeavor. Bottom line: we're very lonely people. And we need your love to survive. And your revenue. Oh god, please help us!! The management |
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