| THE BLACK ROOM |
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| There is a secret room. It shares a door with this one. But it's hidden. The door is hard to find because it doesn't want to be found. What lies beyond is a mystery. Find the door and unlock the mystery. |
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| Blood stains are probably worse than grass stains |
| What is the secret of the universe? |
| Sea Monkeys are nature's little genetically engineered miracle. Little shrimp in a tank.. They guarantee them to live for two years, but they live for more than four. Four years of Sea Monkeys. Feeding them. Watching them fuck. Watching them wage war. Watching them spin around merrily in their prison. |
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| See?! She's Smiling! |
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| Don't you just love stupid people? |
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| It was dark, he was cute, and I needed the money. |
| Growing up in the inner-city sucks. Nobody likes white people in the slums. They stand out like sore thumbs. Most of the time, they get their asses kicked, or they get murdered and their shoes are stolen. Warthogs are rather genial animals. They like fine cheese, like most Americans. Not Cheeseheads, though. Stupid fucking cheesehead hats. |
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| We are all one in the arms of Sescleridia, the ancient Sasquarian Goddess of Lust. |
| Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!! |
