Party Supplies
Ben threw a shoe at the wall that seperated Darren's room from the hotel room that Lee and he were sharing.
"Can't they be a tad bit quieter?" Lee mumbled from his spot on the bed.
"I agree with you Love." he yawned, knowing he wasn't going to be able to sleep for a long time. "Just because they are in love doesn't mean have to fuck eachother stupid every night."
"And to think, they still believe that we are oblivious to the fact." Lee laughed, sitting up. "Get up off your lasy arse, Ben. We might as well humor the two and go do something."
"At two thirty in the bloody A.M.?" was mumbled through Ben's pillow.
"Well Wal-Mart is always open twenty-four hours. Same goes for Kroger."
"Why don't we just get another hotel room?" Ben asked innocently.
"And have to answer to Leonie in the morning? We'll be acused of everythinh from screwing to murder. Lee said with a wink as he blew a kiss at Ben, who pretended to catch it.
Not to long after that, an almost evil look crossed the sleepy guitar players face as he sat up straight.
"Why don't we pull a prank on those two?" he jabed a thumb in the direction of the room Darren and Daniel shared at the moment.
"Whatever do you have in mind?" Lee questioned.
"Come here." Ben whispered as Lee leaned in to hear, but instead of hearing his lover's idea he found Ben's tongue in his mouth.
When they finaly parted Ben's eyes were glowing.
"Come on Mr. Novak." he said as he slipped his jeans and began searching for a shirt. "We're going to Wal-Mart."
The now fully awake Ben, drug Lee down the Wal-Mart ailes at speeds close to those reached by Darren on the Affrimation tour.
"What exactly are you looking for, Love?" Lee askes as he was pulled down yet another aile.
"Found it!" Ben exclaimed, stoping in front of the personal hygene products. "Lee, go get a cart."
"Whatever you say, Love." Lee laughed as he figured out just what his lover had in mind.
As soon as Lee returned, the two began loading the cart with as many different kinds of things, all pertaining to one certian subject.
Both men couldn't help but laugh at the expressions on the cashiers faces as they checked out and payed.
"You think we are going over board?" Lee asked as they carried thier precious shopping bags to Ben's car.
"No way, man. You know what all those sex-ed teachers are always saying, 'It's better to be safe than sorry.'" he laughed as his voice went up an octive on those last few words.
Back at the hotel Lee began setting out all the stuff they had bought at Wal-Mart, while Ben wrote a note that read: Be sure to tell us what worked the best! To place at the top of the large pile of condoms and lube.
Ben looked up at Lee's retreating back as he placed the note where it could be seen and secretly hide a package of condoms and a tube of lube in his jacket pocket.
"Lee, your going to pay for suggesting we go to Wal-Mart." he whispered to himself as he got up and walked nto their room.
"Ben do you think.... " before Lee could finish his sentence he was pinned up against the hotel wall by Ben and being covered by his lover's pasionate kisses.
"Your mine tonight, honey." Ben mumbled as he lead Lee to the bed and began undressing him.
"Ben! Lee!" the Blood chilling scream awoke the two sleeping lovers the next morning. "What in the name of...."
The diva was cut off before he could finish, by Ben screaming back.
"Dazza, go back to Jonsey. Lee and I need our beauty sleep."
Lee laughed as he pulled Ben into a kiss before laying his head back against his chest as the two lovers allowed sleep to take them over, ignoring the mad screams from the next room.