Inside every older lady is a younger lady wondering what the hell happened - Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies - Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows -Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an automechanic who never owned a car.-
Carrie Snow
Laugh & the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. - Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk of the bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. - Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redudant-Jane Sellman
Whatever woman must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult-Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body falls apart - Caryn Leschen
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Rosanne Barr
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman - Margaret Thatcher
I am a marvelous house keeper. Everytime I leave a man, I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt