| Top 20 ways to freak out your roommate 20. Get up at 2am in the morning to eat coco pops 19. Talk to yourself in public 18. Laugh to yourself for no reason 17. Smoke ballpoint pens 16. Smile all the time 15. Always flush the toilet three times 14. Listen to radio static 13. Open your window windows as soon as you go to sleep and close them as soon as you get up 12. Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your head and giggle to yourself 11. Jump on your bed and pretend to hit your head on the ceiling and act like you were knocked out. Use this method every day for a month 10. Ask your roommate if he/she has ever looked into the eyes of his/her victim. 9. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breath into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up 8. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in his/her room. Jump in them and comment on the beautiful foliage 7. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you want to use it. Comment that the computer seems to be broken 6. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened 5. Whenever the phone rings get up and answer the door 4. Whenever someone calls at the door answer the phone 3. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up with a can of deodorant and spray the room. Keep this up for 3 weeks 2. Buy sea monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one had died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up untill they all die 1. Spend all your money on transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a strange face, " they're more than meets the eye". |