| Lifes unanswered questions If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? How can you tell when your out of invisible ink? Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How do you know when yogurt goes bad? How is it possible to have a civil war? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? If a jogger runs a the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman? If a man speaks and their is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |