Age: 28
Marty is quite a nerd and enjoys his inner geek when he gets the chance, which usually isn't often with his computer blowing up in his face all the time.
Age: 31
Constantly a voice of reason, Starken seems to always be unhappy with his boss, Mr. Jones, but he copes because he needs the job.
Age: 25
Mary acts as the "Alice" of sorts within the company. She is usually angry but enjoys a good laugh every now and then.
Age: 37
The oldest and most ignorant of the bunch, Mr. Jones is like the bane to Starkens existence, but he enjoys a good Diablo LAN with the coworkers when they skimp off work.
Age: 27
Described by Marty as the "Hot chocolate loving brunette", well, that leaves very little left to say. Stephanie hangs out with the boys when she can, but she's still a girl at heart and enjoys being clean.
Age: 35
Usually the butt end of Marty and Starkens pranks, Sanderson has the respectable job of Security Guard at SPO. Co. He's mostly an outsider and doesn't do much with the rest of the group.
Age: Who cares
These are the Deliverymen for SPO. Co. They don't really like their job, but they do it anyway because Mr. Jones pays them too much.
Age: 18
Usually delivers the donuts to Mr. Jones personal office so Mr. Jones can have first pick of the good ones, but Sanderson soon found out and bribed the kid to come to him first.