Get up early in the morning going to the store.Post,Kellogs, General Mills? It's the cereal wars. I hope sexual chocolate is in stock. It's got a condom in the box. I'll try some cocoa puffs today who the fuck is Sonny anyway? Some say Dinos are the best they'v got more marshmallows than the rest . There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies,and always stay away from Wheaties.Now it's dinner time and i'm going back to the store. I had some Erkies ,liked em a lot .It's the creal war.I wish i were Calvin or Hobbs ,and then I,could try Sugar Bombs. The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch. I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,thats the only kind I'll eat. Give me sugar,not nuts and twigs! Do i look like a squirrell to you