There’s a lot of Romanian hugging going on.

            Boy do the Japanese men make a statement here.

                        The guys are just falling apart here.

                                    The judges should be able to do it themselves.

                        -announcer during Olympics. Women’s/Men’s gymnastics.

 

The world is against me.

            Paul Hamm

 

My other ride is your mom.

                        ~Bumper sticker

 

I may be sitting on a bottle of vodka, but I’m not drunk.

                        I cannot remember where I heard this….anyone know?

 

“Vintage” clean and “rock star” distortion sounds.

            ~on a First Act amplifier for sale at Wal-Mart

 

It is precisely 9:41 p.m. if you start following the principles of

the Man Catching Theory right now, six weeks from today at

9:41ish, men will be crawling across the floor on their hands

and knees, moaning and screaming your name.

~E. Jean Carroll in “Mr. Right, Right now

 – How a smart woman can land her dream man in 6 weeks”

                        (I got this book from the library on a lark. It’s so silly

                        it’s hilarious. But better watch out men, I’m coming

for you. Ha ha ha!)