You have to be truly broken  

                        To know who you really are.

                                    ~Me (I think at least)   

 

Pooky23891: arent there like foods you can eat to stimulate brain activity or something?

joyousmess: i think so....

joyousmess: but i forget which ones they are....

Pooky23891: lol yeah me too

Pooky23891: megan says ginger and ginkoba

joyousmess: ah, thank God for the other part of our brain

 

                                    I want Timothy’s or Timothette’s.

                                                Keep praying but keep the glasses while you’re praying.

                                                            Pastor Jim Cannon

 

….and then the Mormons came by.

                        Mark   

                                                            You’re like really skinny.

I can’t imagine how fat people feel.

            Krysta

 

                                    ….and then I found five dollars.

                                                Multiple people

                                               

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean people are not out to get you.

Chuck Jagman

 

                                                                                    Instead of playing footsies

                                                                                    You’re playing malletsies.

                                                                                                -Luke Coleman

 

Nature battery is what lights up fire flies.

                        Nowell

 

Ms. Mauler, in the kitchen with the bread.

-Sara Duerling

            (when I was joking about making lots of bread for Zac

at this dinner party I was going to throw.

I’m a terrible terrible person)

 

It’s too early for funk ~ Katie Duerling

                                                                                    It’s never too early for funk ~ Josh Mauler

Darn you tree!! Why didn't you move out of the way!!
The tree and I do not meld! I am not one with the tree!!!
That was an awesome play! Way to go tree! [Runs across the parking lot to high five the tree]

Evan's Frisbee quotes:

 

You like to piss people off, eh?

            ~Mike the Australian on me taking a lot of pictures                          

Are you cheating on me

                                                                                                                        with your boyfriend?

                                                                                                                                                ~Kenny Bond

Hey, that’s radar ~Josh Mauler

No it’s not, it’s a handicap person ~Jennilyn Mauler

Same thing      ~Josh Mauler

 

I’m not a bad person, I eat good food.

~Joseph Mauler when eating a snowball.

 

I’m surprised I’ve never been arrested before.

~Jamie Husemann

 

It’s a sign of dominance.

~Josh Melani

 

I’m not much of a picture taker, I capture things with words.

~Luke Coleman

 

Puffy balls of death.

-Paul Harvey about Krispy Kreme donuts

 

Life’s a garden, dig it.                                                 Poor little Dave

~Brad Sneft                                                                  ~Jennilyn Mauler

 

She’s tired from exhaustion.

~Josh Mauler