Is he from England? This isn’t rugby!

                        (overheard at a raven’s game)

 

            I call piggy back ride with Charlie!

                        (Overheard, I think at school, by a guy)

 

                        I knew Kelly had a big butt but until she put on

                        My skirt the other night….

                                    (overheard at Towson University…I laughed very hard after)

 

            You shouldn’t call the kettle black when you’re pot.

 

It was either goo goo dolls or slipknot, I wasn’t sure.

                        (yes, I confuse these two all the time too….)

 

Regan did more travel in his coffin

than I have in my whole life.

 

I remember one time when we were in Nicaragua…

 

                        I feel like s***, which is way worse than crap.

 

I can only play husband to one woman.

 

Dude, that’s a sweet a**.

            (said of my…well….outside 7-eleven in Harford county.)

 

We’re gonna play wet and wild volleyball.

Go put on your white shirt Dustin.

 

It’s bad when the ball knocks you out.